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Hypo: live the rest of your life as CSLG or RSF sycophant?
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Date: August 10th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: disgusting talented stead circlehead In this hypo you have to be in the tank as bad as disco fries or TDNW. You must choose a Patron Jew to follow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49171807) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 12:24 AM Author: concupiscible idiot candy ride sucks more RSF dick than anyone on this board. we're talking boatloads of cum. he always rushes to defend RSF if anyone criticizes him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49173704) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:50 PM Author: concupiscible idiot See, eg: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761831&mc=13&forum_id=2#49180352 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49180447) |
Date: August 10th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: splenetic church building CSLG at least pays for his friends. RSF: Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49171809) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:05 PM Author: vivacious narrow-minded property chad cslg doesn’t have friends, LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49171892) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:10 PM Author: disgusting talented stead circlehead Can you two please stick to the hypo? This is a hypo thread. You must choose between two options. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49171906) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:12 PM Author: vivacious narrow-minded property chad I can’t imagine anyone choosing to hang out with that sleazy rat faced weirdo vs with a chill drinking breh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49171913) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: disgusting talented stead circlehead The hypo is open to all and everyone of different opinions. No one is right or wrong here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49171922) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:16 PM Author: Naked office turdskin bbut where will i get the $1,000,000. Oh wait... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49175053) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Pontificating cracking azn mexican Is this asking if I want to be a CSLG sycophant or CSLG himself?
My answer is the same either way just want to be clear |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:21 PM Author: disgusting talented stead circlehead In the hypo you get to be kenny or chandler or disco fries. Not the man, but the man who worships the man. You have to be a full blown toadie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49171931) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:28 PM Author: Beady-eyed Violet Plaza BUT WHERE WILL I GET TEN MILLION DOLLARS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49171945) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: disgusting talented stead circlehead Lmao jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49171950) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:32 PM Author: big indigo philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49171952) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 2:15 PM Author: Misanthropic Crawly Dilemma International Law Enforcement Agency Suicide with a high caliber weapon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49172055) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 2:48 PM Author: disgusting talented stead circlehead Not a lot of fans of the hypo. 🤔 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49172127) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: Misanthropic Crawly Dilemma International Law Enforcement Agency Death seems better than being an unabashed, unrepentant sycophant of anyone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49172154) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:47 AM Author: Cerebral yapping mediation kitty A conjuring of the indicted sycophants was performed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49174704) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 3:32 PM Author: swashbuckling poppy dingle berry native lmao, I would never support or talk to RSF ever again if he treated me 1/100th as bad as clsg shits all over DF
hard for friendless dorks on xo to understand how simple this is |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: vivacious narrow-minded property chad It's wild how that blubbery seal slaps and begs ratboi to throw him scraps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49172244) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 4:08 PM Author: swashbuckling poppy dingle berry native he loves the abuse. very deranged psyche, the exact type of person that clsg attracts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49172315) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 4:12 PM Author: Sienna Greedy Brunch CSLG is 180. From what I have seen, RSF is 120 and eaten up inside by guilt, shame, and maybe some repressed Judaism. I’d take CSLG any day of the week. |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 4:13 PM Author: Ungodly Khaki Pozpig I wouldn't consider disco fries or TDNW to be sycophants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49172325) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:30 PM Author: disgusting talented stead circlehead That's what makes you Candy Ride tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49173586) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 12:23 AM Author: concupiscible idiot CR. you swallow way more of RSF's cum than anyone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49173702) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:32 PM Author: marvelous place of business i'd probably pick RSF.
80% chance with CSLG i'll at some point have to spend my time explaining away some disgusting and infamous public scandal. |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:37 PM Author: Cerebral yapping mediation kitty The point of both of them and of EPAH and Dirte and Tommy and so many others, is that their lives are so fantastically different from my own. They’re what make this whole soap opera entertaining and help me interrogate my own life choices (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49173601) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:39 PM Author: disgusting talented stead circlehead Can you give an example of a time one of the aforementioned poasters was in a quirky life situation that you extracted a morality lesson from? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49173603) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Cerebral yapping mediation kitty “Should I open a side-hustle business with my spouse and our close friends?” Karma Sushi is my modern parable.
“Do I want to sail the world in retirement?” LJL, Tommy taught me so much about separating my escapist fantasies from my actual life goals.
“I recall my carefree and mildly dissolute youth fondly. What would it be like to go raging at nightclubs at this age? To chase young women?” RSF’s SO 180 Summer of Freedom makes me want to lie down for a nap just hearing about it.
“Goddamn I’m tired. Burning the candle at both ends with work and family. Maybe I should just skip the gym. What could go wrong?” I am absolutely the type of man where if I let go of all willpower I would wake up face down in a buttery to-go container of Alice Springs chicken. |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 12:22 AM Author: disgusting talented stead circlehead This may be the most profound and unheralded scholarship in bort history. I tip my fedora to you, sir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49173699) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 12:26 AM Author: marvelous place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49173711) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Beady-eyed Violet Plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49175066) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:14 PM Author: stimulating purple knife one potential factor is the company that cslg keeps. would not want to be around those people more than once (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49175043) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: disgusting talented stead circlehead What's wrong with chandler? He seems alright (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49175067) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:14 PM Author: Naked office turdskin RSF bcs I believe he can be rehabilitated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49175047) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: disgusting talented stead circlehead What measures would you suggest to achieve this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49175069) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Naked office turdskin more philanthropy and less hedonism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49175151) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:51 PM Author: disgusting talented stead circlehead The local weatherman is not forecasting that any time soon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49175157) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Bright magical trump supporter so this hypo you are choosing to be disco fries or TDNW. is killself an option? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49175048) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: disgusting talented stead circlehead No (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49175070) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: vivacious narrow-minded property chad If you choose DF cholesterol will take care of that in the next 2 years or so anyway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2:#49175078) |