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Adult Doug Funny, sighing on the way to work, looking at photos of Patty on FB

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Flesh hot cumskin
  05/22/17
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Bump for Cole Haan
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roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic
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Doug is not a meme.
Well-lubricated range gaming laptop
  05/22/17
these motherfuckers have no respect.
Stirring Saffron Area Fanboi
  01/16/18
MODS! Our childhood shows should be sacred!
Stirring Saffron Area Fanboi
  05/22/17
http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise
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90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.
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Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about hi...
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Sooty disrespectful mediation

switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup before putting on his beat up Cole Haas shitshoes to ehad to subway. Gets stabbed by homeless cryptobillionaire and makes it to page 5 of the local news as a blurb on crim eblotter. Doug ffunny dead to death lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#33365270)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Flesh hot cumskin

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:03 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: diverse insanely creepy ratface

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:21 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:12 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Fragrant abusive sound barrier

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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:20 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:43 PM
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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Talented light foreskin plaza

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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Chocolate Alcoholic Set Sweet Tailpipe

*switches to Chaturbate*

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Date: October 13th, 2018 4:46 PM
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Bump for Cole Haan

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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: Chocolate Alcoholic Set Sweet Tailpipe

COLE HAAN

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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:37 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
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Date: July 4th, 2021 6:30 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: cordovan godawful kitty piazza

roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Flesh hot cumskin

Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger ("feeling excited!"). Doug fast asleep; tomorrow is a big day at the office! 3rd quarter spreadsheets are due!

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:06 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:31 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:57 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:05 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:07 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:06 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:09 PM
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Patty Klotz

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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:18 PM
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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Chocolate Alcoholic Set Sweet Tailpipe

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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:23 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:06 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: Well-lubricated range gaming laptop

Doug is not a meme.

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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Stirring Saffron Area Fanboi

these motherfuckers have no respect.

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Stirring Saffron Area Fanboi

MODS!

Our childhood shows should be sacred!

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: useless exhilarant keepsake machete

http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise

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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Indecent Arousing Wrinkle

90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Curious sandwich

Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years ago from a heroine overdose.

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Flesh hot cumskin



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Curious sandwich

Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie" a Berenst[e/a]in bears sim glitch?

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: crimson mildly autistic casino coldplay fan

Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a cush F500 VP role, and then plowing his trophy wife Bebe in the back of a limo on the way to an intimate The Beets reunion concert unplugged

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:18 PM
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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Chocolate Alcoholic Set Sweet Tailpipe

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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:46 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:25 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: 180 Violent Parlour Filthpig

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: cracking cerise chad mad cow disease

*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on his way to the car. It reads: Porkchop 1987-1996.*

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: crimson mildly autistic casino coldplay fan

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: buck-toothed heady ticket booth quadroon

Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absolutely no change from his behavior as exhibited on the show.

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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Judgmental Buff Bbw State



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Chocolate Alcoholic Set Sweet Tailpipe

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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Stirring Saffron Area Fanboi



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: mustard zombie-like theater nowag



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Chocolate Alcoholic Set Sweet Tailpipe

*notices this spectacle:

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:06 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:32 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: Razzle feces fat ankles

Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about his alter ego "MBA-Man"

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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Indecent Arousing Wrinkle



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: deep step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#33407650)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Underhanded degenerate



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: slate self-absorbed business firm coffee pot



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: jade irradiated house



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: cordovan godawful kitty piazza



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Talented light foreskin plaza



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: diverse insanely creepy ratface



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Date: January 25th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: pearl floppy liquid oxygen



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Date: May 27th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: useless exhilarant keepsake machete



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Date: January 11th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: charcoal trip university rigpig



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Judgmental Buff Bbw State

Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in concert. He even dusts off his old Killer Tofu t-shirt to wear to the show. It doesn’t really fit him anymore, but he remembers going to the Beets show with Patty so many years ago when he bought the shirt and still loves it.

On the way to the show he finds out that the lead singer of the Beets was just #metoo’d, and that the tour has been cancelled. To make the night even worse, he gets angrily screeched at by an SJW who sees his shirt while on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#35133418)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Yellow hissy fit den



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: Flesh hot cumskin

"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as well go to the office and bill a few hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#35167109)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Stirring Saffron Area Fanboi



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Medicated Contagious Native Sneaky Criminal

Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's "feminist reclaimed sculpture" gallery opening downtown. Doug pretends to appreciate the "reclaimed sculptures," which are objects taken from the garbarge and plastered with SJW propanganda. Judy, who made a total HHI of $27,402 together with her partner Lori last year, lives in a $3600 per month brownstone largely paid for by Phil and Theda Funnie. Judy asks Doug how his "bourgeois capitalist job is going," leading Doug to ponder if he can bill enough to collect a bonus this quarter, in order to prepay a portion of his own $3100 per month suburban mortgage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#35167831)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Bisexual puce mood public bath



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: Flesh hot cumskin



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: appetizing tanning salon electric furnace

Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#36813348)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Razzle feces fat ankles

phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her lifestyle: 5 years ago, he 'discovered' his true sexuality and amicably divorced to start a life with his boyfriend, lamar bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#36814033)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Chocolate Alcoholic Set Sweet Tailpipe

Dugg,

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#36814356)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: mustard zombie-like theater nowag



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone vibrant school friendly grandma



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: Shaky overrated sanctuary ceo



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: pale tripping headpube macaca



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Comical unholy pit water buffalo



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Date: September 15th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Razzle feces fat ankles



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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Chocolate Alcoholic Set Sweet Tailpipe

AHN!

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc454cf7f46cecef/2718419%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#36816132)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: Spectacular becky

Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers various samples of his work. Among the few replies he gets back inform him that the publishers are not accepting work from white males at this time so as to give an opportunity to historically marginalized voices. He sighs and puts his comics away in a box.

Despite telling himself, "I'm not going to drink tonight," he opens up the Jack Daniel's and is soon four drinks in. During his fifth he actually feels something--a little bit of happiness--and he pulls up a Beets video on Youtube, cranks it up, and says to no one, "Now this was REAL music."

By the sixth drink, the feeling is fading quickly. The game is up.

He starts typing out an email to Mr. Dink, apologizing for not reaching out in so long.

In the morning, head throbbing, anxiety peaking, interest in life gone, he checks his computer's internet history from last night and is shocked to see he was online for hours after that sixth drink, reaching out to people on social media, watching youtube videos, sending emails--of which the only reply so far is a bounced-back email from Mr. Dink's address. Oh, that's right, he remembers. Mr. Dink died of lymphoma, in agony, in a hospice all alone, five years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#37818391)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Stubborn school cafeteria reading party



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Date: February 21st, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: Provocative rusted depressive

Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2fw96g/street_art_in_se_portland/

trigger warning: extreme toxicity - try not to /self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#37819855)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:57 PM
Author: Chocolate Alcoholic Set Sweet Tailpipe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#39486452)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Flesh hot cumskin



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:43 AM
Author: Flesh hot cumskin



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Date: May 4th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"



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Date: May 4th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent $100 last month on Patty's OnlyFans. But that DP video of her with Roger and Skeeter was totally worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#49864299)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#49864416)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessively researching shooting form so he can take Roger out at his shift as a cashier at a big box retailer (spoiler: the adrenaline dump makes him forget about the safety, and he gets tackled by a good samaritan while Roger says shit to the crowd that makes clear Doug is someone he doesn't even remember)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#49864497)