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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
tell me
Passionate Heaven Mother
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
lol tyft
bright brunch regret
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
rusted vibrant people who are hurt
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
silver pontificating orchestra pit
  12/28/13
fucking lol
navy vengeful candlestick maker
  05/12/15
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Cracking balding hell weed whacker
  05/12/15
so underrated
Adulterous Cuckoldry Stage
  01/19/16
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Beady-eyed orange hissy fit
  06/07/17
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cerebral corner
  03/31/18
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Flushed Partner Quadroon
  07/18/18
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  07/18/18
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federal old irish cottage
  12/16/21
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spectacular station wagecucks
  02/16/23
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fishy gas station
  12/11/24
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bistre sex offender office
  06/11/25
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
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frank rizzo
  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Titillating Maize Church Corn Cake
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
heady stage
  08/14/13
lmao
Passionate Heaven Mother
  05/12/15
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Disrespectful death wish
  12/11/24
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fishy gas station
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Titillating Maize Church Corn Cake
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
nofapping french chef knife
  08/14/13
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bright brunch regret
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
aqua stirring sneaky criminal keepsake machete
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
rofl
Passionate Heaven Mother
  08/14/13
180
federal old irish cottage
  08/14/13
rofl
High-end locale
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Thriller Address
  08/14/13
lol
boyish coiffed clown toilet seat
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Rebellious Vivacious Mood
  08/14/13
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Beady-eyed orange hissy fit
  03/10/14
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Curious mint property
  03/24/21
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spectacular station wagecucks
  02/16/23
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
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pink nowag
  08/14/13
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bright brunch regret
  08/14/13
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pink nowag
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
heady stage
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
pink nowag
  08/14/13
best of thread
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
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electric pisswyrm haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
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fishy gas station
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
fishy gas station
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
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bright brunch regret
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
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bright brunch regret
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
bright brunch regret
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Flickering razzle-dazzle roast beef digit ratio
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
heady stage
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Diverse space
  08/14/13
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Passionate Heaven Mother
  08/14/13
180
coral trip theater
  08/14/13
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Wine shrine foreskin
  08/14/13
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Rebellious Vivacious Mood
  08/15/13
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Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/17/13
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navy vengeful candlestick maker
  01/19/16
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cerebral corner
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Diverse space
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
electric pisswyrm haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
electric pisswyrm haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
lol
Odious big-titted market
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
pink nowag
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
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electric pisswyrm haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
yapping legend
  08/14/13
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Alcoholic supple library preventive strike
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
pink nowag
  08/14/13
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bat shit crazy swashbuckling travel guidebook
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
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electric pisswyrm haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
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Razzle university
  09/11/13
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Razzle university
  02/16/23
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Curious mint property
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
electric pisswyrm haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
electric pisswyrm haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
maroon big turdskin national
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Appetizing Turquoise Chapel
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
aqua stirring sneaky criminal keepsake machete
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
aqua stirring sneaky criminal keepsake machete
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
federal old irish cottage
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Provocative Shaky Faggotry Nursing Home
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
greedy soggy international law enforcement agency
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
electric pisswyrm haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Appetizing Turquoise Chapel
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
maroon big turdskin national
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
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zippy state
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Appetizing Turquoise Chapel
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Appetizing Turquoise Chapel
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Appetizing Turquoise Chapel
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Appetizing Turquoise Chapel
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Appetizing Turquoise Chapel
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Appetizing Turquoise Chapel
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
bright brunch regret
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
bright brunch regret
  08/14/13
whatever
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Galvanic Associate
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
electric pisswyrm haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
pink nowag
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
lol
coral trip theater
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
180
federal old irish cottage
  08/14/13
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Offensive cobalt center fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
pink nowag
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Onyx razzmatazz school
  08/14/13
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Onyx razzmatazz school
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
federal old irish cottage
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
federal old irish cottage
  08/14/13
lol tyft
bright brunch regret
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
bright brunch regret
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
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Angry Self-absorbed Area Sweet Tailpipe
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
coral trip theater
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
tripping parlour
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Excitant generalized bond business firm
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
federal old irish cottage
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
federal old irish cottage
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
electric pisswyrm haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
federal old irish cottage
  08/14/13
165
Concupiscible Vermilion Theater Stage
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
lmao
bright brunch regret
  08/14/13
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zippy state
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
180 stag film stain
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Fragrant locus
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Bespoke indecent dragon
  08/14/13
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Onyx razzmatazz school
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
Pics?
Green hairraiser electric furnace spot
  08/14/13
link?
Disrespectful death wish
  08/17/13
...
Passionate Heaven Mother
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
motley step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
comical burgundy crackhouse idea he suggested
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
electric pisswyrm haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
claret stock car range
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Judgmental meetinghouse sound barrier
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Judgmental meetinghouse sound barrier
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Judgmental meetinghouse sound barrier
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Arousing trailer park
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
kink-friendly site wrinkle
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Judgmental meetinghouse sound barrier
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Startling Exciting Bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
Underrated
Concupiscible Vermilion Theater Stage
  08/15/13
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Beady-eyed orange hissy fit
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
kink-friendly site wrinkle
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Startling Exciting Bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Laughsome gay field
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
electric pisswyrm haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
copper sadistic telephone
  08/14/13
lol
boyish coiffed clown toilet seat
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
copper sadistic telephone
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
boyish coiffed clown toilet seat
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
copper sadistic telephone
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
kink-friendly site wrinkle
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
adventurous pervert base
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
maroon big turdskin national
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Chrome parlor
  08/14/13
180
sexy whorehouse dopamine
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
boyish coiffed clown toilet seat
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Rebellious Vivacious Mood
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
boyish coiffed clown toilet seat
  08/14/13
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bearded exhilarant circlehead
  08/14/13
...
Drab yarmulke set
  08/14/13
180
Judgmental meetinghouse sound barrier
  08/14/13
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Startling Exciting Bawdyhouse
  08/15/13
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claret stock car range
  08/17/13
...
charismatic church building
  09/11/13
Lmao
Histrionic legal warrant
  06/07/17
...
philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
hyperventilating self-centered resort multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
bearded exhilarant circlehead
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
light hot indian lodge
  08/14/13
lol
Judgmental meetinghouse sound barrier
  08/14/13
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Frisky pit antidepressant drug
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Tantric amber indirect expression
  08/14/13
180
Hideous sickened rehab pozpig
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
scarlet kitchen
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
lemon wonderful menage
  08/17/13
poignant
Cordovan vigorous kitty cat
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
swollen point mad-dog skullcap
  08/17/13
...
bearded exhilarant circlehead
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
charismatic church building
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Razzle university
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Laughsome gay field
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
silver pontificating orchestra pit
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
at-the-ready ceo stead
  12/28/13
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racy tan tanning salon
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Red private investor lay
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
lavender multi-colored home
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
transparent bbw temple
  03/10/14
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navy vengeful candlestick maker
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
yapping legend
  05/12/15
...
Aromatic piazza cuck
  01/19/16
...
Rebellious Vivacious Mood
  10/25/17
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Disrespectful death wish
  11/29/15
...
Disrespectful death wish
  12/23/15
...
navy vengeful candlestick maker
  01/05/16
...
Disrespectful death wish
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Blue floppy shitlib hospital
  06/07/17
...
Aromatic piazza cuck
  09/22/17
...
Bespoke indecent dragon
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Sepia glittery newt
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Beta Soul-stirring Faggot Firefighter Voyeur
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Sepia glittery newt
  07/18/18
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Curious mint property
  04/30/19
...
Disrespectful death wish
  06/21/20
...
Disrespectful death wish
  06/23/20
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Black Stimulating Hall Halford
  07/11/20
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Curious mint property
  12/16/21
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Curious mint property
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Passionate Heaven Mother

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: bright brunch regret

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: rusted vibrant people who are hurt

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: silver pontificating orchestra pit

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: navy vengeful candlestick maker

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Adulterous Cuckoldry Stage

so underrated

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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: bistre sex offender office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: frank rizzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Titillating Maize Church Corn Cake

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: heady stage

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Passionate Heaven Mother

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Disrespectful death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: fishy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Titillating Maize Church Corn Cake

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: nofapping french chef knife

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: bright brunch regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: aqua stirring sneaky criminal keepsake machete

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Passionate Heaven Mother

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: federal old irish cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: High-end locale

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Thriller Address

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: boyish coiffed clown toilet seat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Rebellious Vivacious Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed orange hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Curious mint property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: spectacular station wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: pink nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: bright brunch regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: pink nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: heady stage

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: pink nowag

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: electric pisswyrm haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: fishy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: fishy gas station

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: bright brunch regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: bright brunch regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: bright brunch regret

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Flickering razzle-dazzle roast beef digit ratio

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: heady stage

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Diverse space

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Passionate Heaven Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: coral trip theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Wine shrine foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Rebellious Vivacious Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: navy vengeful candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: cerebral corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Diverse space

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: electric pisswyrm haunted graveyard

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: electric pisswyrm haunted graveyard

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Odious big-titted market

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: pink nowag

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: electric pisswyrm haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: yapping legend

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Alcoholic supple library preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: pink nowag

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: bat shit crazy swashbuckling travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: electric pisswyrm haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Razzle university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Razzle university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Curious mint property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: electric pisswyrm haunted graveyard

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: electric pisswyrm haunted graveyard

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: maroon big turdskin national

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Appetizing Turquoise Chapel

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: aqua stirring sneaky criminal keepsake machete

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: aqua stirring sneaky criminal keepsake machete

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: federal old irish cottage

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Provocative Shaky Faggotry Nursing Home

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: greedy soggy international law enforcement agency

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: electric pisswyrm haunted graveyard

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Appetizing Turquoise Chapel

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: maroon big turdskin national

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: zippy state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Appetizing Turquoise Chapel

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Appetizing Turquoise Chapel

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Appetizing Turquoise Chapel

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Appetizing Turquoise Chapel

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Appetizing Turquoise Chapel

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Appetizing Turquoise Chapel

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: bright brunch regret

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: bright brunch regret

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Galvanic Associate

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: electric pisswyrm haunted graveyard

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: pink nowag

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: coral trip theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: federal old irish cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Offensive cobalt center fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: pink nowag

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Onyx razzmatazz school

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Onyx razzmatazz school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: federal old irish cottage

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: federal old irish cottage

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: bright brunch regret

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: bright brunch regret

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Angry Self-absorbed Area Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: coral trip theater

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: tripping parlour

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Excitant generalized bond business firm

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: federal old irish cottage

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: federal old irish cottage

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: electric pisswyrm haunted graveyard

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: federal old irish cottage

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Concupiscible Vermilion Theater Stage

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: bright brunch regret

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: zippy state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: 180 stag film stain

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Fragrant locus

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Onyx razzmatazz school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Green hairraiser electric furnace spot

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Disrespectful death wish

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Passionate Heaven Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: motley step-uncle's house

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: comical burgundy crackhouse idea he suggested

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: electric pisswyrm haunted graveyard

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: claret stock car range

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Judgmental meetinghouse sound barrier

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Judgmental meetinghouse sound barrier

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Judgmental meetinghouse sound barrier

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: kink-friendly site wrinkle

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Judgmental meetinghouse sound barrier

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Startling Exciting Bawdyhouse

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Concupiscible Vermilion Theater Stage

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed orange hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: kink-friendly site wrinkle

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Startling Exciting Bawdyhouse

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Laughsome gay field

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: electric pisswyrm haunted graveyard

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: copper sadistic telephone

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: boyish coiffed clown toilet seat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: copper sadistic telephone

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: boyish coiffed clown toilet seat

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: copper sadistic telephone

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: kink-friendly site wrinkle

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: adventurous pervert base

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: maroon big turdskin national

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Chrome parlor

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: sexy whorehouse dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: boyish coiffed clown toilet seat

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Rebellious Vivacious Mood

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: boyish coiffed clown toilet seat

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: bearded exhilarant circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Drab yarmulke set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Judgmental meetinghouse sound barrier

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Startling Exciting Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: claret stock car range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: charismatic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Histrionic legal warrant

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: hyperventilating self-centered resort multi-billionaire

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: bearded exhilarant circlehead

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: light hot indian lodge

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Judgmental meetinghouse sound barrier

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Frisky pit antidepressant drug



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Tantric amber indirect expression

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Hideous sickened rehab pozpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: scarlet kitchen

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: lemon wonderful menage

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Cordovan vigorous kitty cat

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: swollen point mad-dog skullcap

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: bearded exhilarant circlehead



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: charismatic church building

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Razzle university

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Laughsome gay field

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: silver pontificating orchestra pit

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: at-the-ready ceo stead

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: racy tan tanning salon



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Red private investor lay

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: lavender multi-colored home

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: transparent bbw temple

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: navy vengeful candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: yapping legend

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Aromatic piazza cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Rebellious Vivacious Mood



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Disrespectful death wish



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Disrespectful death wish



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: navy vengeful candlestick maker



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Disrespectful death wish



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Blue floppy shitlib hospital

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Aromatic piazza cuck



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Bespoke indecent dragon



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Sepia glittery newt

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Beta Soul-stirring Faggot Firefighter Voyeur

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Sepia glittery newt

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Curious mint property



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Disrespectful death wish



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Disrespectful death wish



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Black Stimulating Hall Halford



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Curious mint property



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Curious mint property



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