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MEDICAL EMERGENCY: I have seeds in my poop. Didn't eat seeds.
| Khaki Deer Antler | 09/20/14 |
| bossy theater halford | 09/20/14 |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: Khaki Deer Antler EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363240) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:43 PM Author: bossy theater halford Begs the question why are you looking at your poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363245) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM Author: Khaki Deer Antler When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I flush. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363253) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: bossy theater halford (Oprah) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363255) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: Stirring state Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular reasoning. Try to be more precise when you write (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363264) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: bossy theater halford ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363286) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Stirring state Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363298) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: bossy theater halford you're scaring me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363302) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:14 PM Author: Stirring state Good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363380) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM Author: bossy theater halford why don't you use full stops? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363385) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:17 PM Author: Stirring state Full stops? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363393) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM Author: bossy theater halford Periods you yank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363422) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:37 PM Author: Stirring state Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get off subject (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363470) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:41 PM Author: bossy theater halford hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26365063) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: olive fluffy theatre mad-dog skullcap Will do. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363306) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM Author: Stirring state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363382) |
Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM Author: crystalline idiot DESCRIBE the seeds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363249) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: Khaki Deer Antler They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size of watermelon seeds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363256) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: bossy theater halford Maybe see a doctor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363259) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: Khaki Deer Antler I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363265) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM Author: avocado vibrant toaster Plant the poop on upenn's campus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363250) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: cerise frum university pocket flask those are worms/parasite shells, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363261) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: Khaki Deer Antler What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363274) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: vermilion stimulating stead seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stool sample taken - he's right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363292) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM Author: Khaki Deer Antler NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363310) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Vigorous Locale Scourge Upon The Earth Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need to put a sample of your poop into each cup, on consecutive days. It must be your first poop of the day.
Bring the samples back, and in a week or so you'll get a call from your doctor with the exact species of worm you have. |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: offensive aquamarine parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363303) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM Author: Khaki Deer Antler NO!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363308) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: Vigorous Locale Scourge Upon The Earth it's the only way brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363320) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:57 PM Author: black range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363334) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:21 PM Author: puce exciting lay those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm eggs.
bravo on your TTT culinary exploits/shit eating
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM Author: bossy theater halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363423) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:26 PM Author: Khaki Deer Antler Bro, I don't eat fast food at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363429) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:27 PM Author: indigo indian lodge Did you eat pork? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363431) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:28 PM Author: puce exciting lay have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass?
what about wild fish or game? |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:42 PM Author: Histrionic duck-like reading party box office sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26573594) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: green submissive philosopher-king plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#48879940) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:30 PM Author: sooty adventurous rehab (Rudolph) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26363446) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:45 PM Author: Translucent wrinkle ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon. enjoy. |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM Author: Provocative partner Rudolph,
You have a parasite. The "seeds" in your poop aren't seeds, or tape worm eggs, but detached segments of a segmented worm. Give me a second, I'll find a picture. |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:50 PM Author: Provocative partner Rudolph's "seeds":
http://www.miracleshihtzu.com/images/tapeworm.jpg |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:51 PM Author: Provocative partner Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26365114) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: Khaki Deer Antler Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26365128) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:54 PM Author: Khaki Deer Antler If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26365130) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:02 PM Author: Provocative partner I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is relatively easy once you've been properly diagnosed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26365175) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:03 PM Author: Khaki Deer Antler Can they check you without a stool sample? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26365184) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:12 PM Author: Provocative partner I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape to your anus in the morning and seeing if it pulls any eggs off. That maybe pinworms though, I can't really remember. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26365222) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:13 PM Author: Khaki Deer Antler PAGING BENZO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26365229) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:24 PM Author: puce exciting lay thats pinworms
tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look like what op described
op need to get dewormed, post haste |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM Author: Hairraiser cruise ship OUTTED as jezebel commenter:
pocket_copterErin Gloria Ryan 9/12/14 4:07pm
This just reminds me of that TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE STORY about the pumpkin seed poop from forever ago. Nothing will ever be gnarlier than that. Yeep.
http://jezebel.com/your-gnarliest-poop-stories-1634098754 |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:20 PM Author: Copper queen of the night Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also have leaves? Check and see if you're a plant pronto. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26365262) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:21 PM Author: Khaki Deer Antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26365267) |
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Date: October 14th, 2014 8:01 PM Author: Provocative partner Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26517033) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:37 PM Author: spruce massive temple son of senegal I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#26573579) |
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Date: June 10th, 2024 2:11 PM Author: green submissive philosopher-king plaza lol earl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#47734604) |
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Date: January 31st, 2025 12:19 AM Author: jade lascivious puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#48608320) |
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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:23 AM Author: jade lascivious puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#48608554) |
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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:27 AM Author: jade lascivious puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#48608579) |
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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:32 AM Author: jade lascivious puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#48608604) |
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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:35 PM Author: jade lascivious puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#48770732) |
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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:41 PM Author: jade lascivious puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#48770823) |
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Date: March 31st, 2025 8:36 PM Author: jade lascivious puppy Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#48801318) |
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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: jade lascivious puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2:#48838439) |
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