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adventurous stage
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racy associate
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green cuckoldry
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Opaque hairraiser address
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razzle henna boltzmann
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razzle henna boltzmann
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khaki masturbator telephone
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how can I purchase a ticket for admission to a screening of ...
Razzle-dazzle ratface base
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Lascivious plaza
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titillating immigrant
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wwop. rate this scholar: http://australiangoldenretriever...
Amethyst stage
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Soul-stirring navy senate
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these links still work 180
spectacular emerald den
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Histrionic spot circlehead
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chest-beating school cafeteria international law enforcement agency
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Bespoke puce church building
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
Razzmatazz State Idiot
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adventurous stage
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slimy dead public bath
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Amethyst stage
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swashbuckling range
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racy associate
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primrose ape dopamine
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free-loading son of senegal mental disorder
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swollen goyim liquid oxygen
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Out-of-control Indian Lodge Trust Fund
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mauve beta old irish cottage
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titillating immigrant
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
dashing hall
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zombie-like crackhouse jap
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Excitant aquamarine famous landscape painting
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Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil onl...
talking exciting pistol area
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Copper heaven
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titillating immigrant
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
talking exciting pistol area
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scarlet business firm main people
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slimy dead public bath
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Opaque hairraiser address
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adventurous stage
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zombie-like crackhouse jap
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
razzle henna boltzmann
  03/11/15
fucking lol
titillating immigrant
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ruby native
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awkward forum
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chest-beating school cafeteria international law enforcement agency
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Amethyst stage
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180000
olive cowardly institution jew
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swashbuckling range
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khaki masturbator telephone
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Know-it-all Duck-like Site
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Bespoke puce church building
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
chest-beating school cafeteria international law enforcement agency
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1800000
talking exciting pistol area
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legit
zombie-like crackhouse jap
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Harsh rehab
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Height of assosciate?
Shivering garrison sandwich
  05/08/15
6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
chest-beating school cafeteria international law enforcement agency
  03/12/16
lmfao
aromatic black woman pozpig
  10/28/16
LOL
Iridescent lodge ceo
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lol
brilliant theater stage boistinker
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bearded meetinghouse
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drunken curious doctorate gas station
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high-end shimmering locale
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Violet really tough guy
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khaki masturbator telephone
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swollen goyim liquid oxygen
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Aggressive Partner
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Out-of-control Indian Lodge Trust Fund
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peach bonkers affirmative action principal's office
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grizzly passionate kitchen patrolman
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gay odious theatre rigor
  03/12/15
this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
Disturbing lake digit ratio
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Moar!
Copper heaven
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
Carmine theater mother
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Histrionic spot circlehead
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titillating immigrant
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Metal Arousing Bawdyhouse Multi-billionaire
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Lol 1800
high-end shimmering locale
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180
Violet really tough guy
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bearded meetinghouse
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Out-of-control Indian Lodge Trust Fund
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floppy umber incel abode
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Histrionic spot circlehead
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Chrome mind-boggling field
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Histrionic spot circlehead
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peach bonkers affirmative action principal's office
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
adventurous stage
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
vengeful water buffalo
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Fluffy karate chapel
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titillating immigrant
  02/21/22
It practically writes itself!
Copper heaven
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titillating immigrant
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titillating immigrant
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
titillating immigrant
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
dashing hall
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adventurous stage
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vibrant whorehouse trump supporter
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
zombie-like crackhouse jap
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
adventurous stage
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
zombie-like crackhouse jap
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
adventurous stage
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
zombie-like crackhouse jap
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Shit
adventurous stage
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Fluffy karate chapel
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comical dull hospital hairy legs
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This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
charismatic lemon center
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olive cowardly institution jew
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adventurous stage
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Histrionic spot circlehead
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titillating immigrant
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still going strong
Histrionic spot circlehead
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(Chip Kelly)
swashbuckling range
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
adventurous stage
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Fluffy karate chapel
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
dashing hall
  03/11/15
All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
swashbuckling range
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adventurous stage
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
dashing hall
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swashbuckling range
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magenta toaster
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vibrant whorehouse trump supporter
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Chrome mind-boggling field
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Amethyst stage
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
vengeful water buffalo
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adventurous stage
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orchid station ladyboy
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razzle henna boltzmann
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Amethyst stage
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
adventurous stage
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*bark aves
Dark Contagious Codepig Goal In Life
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vigorous chestnut cumskin stag film
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
titillating immigrant
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
vengeful water buffalo
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racy associate
  03/11/15
All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
swashbuckling range
  03/11/15
WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
blue twinkling uncleanness
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
Razzmatazz State Idiot
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vengeful water buffalo
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Bespoke puce church building
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primrose ape dopamine
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racy associate
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olive cowardly institution jew
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Fluffy karate chapel
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Impertinent dun mediation kitty
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
chest-beating school cafeteria international law enforcement agency
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razzle henna boltzmann
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greedy misunderstood chad coffee pot
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up-to-no-good degenerate sanctuary
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
swashbuckling range
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
Disturbing lake digit ratio
  03/12/15
i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
topaz new version dog poop
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
aqua hyperactive elastic band gunner
  03/25/15
I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
Mint menage becky
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Brass brunch feces
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khaki masturbator telephone
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lmao
Jade Marvelous Azn
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fragrant resort
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swollen goyim liquid oxygen
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zombie-like crackhouse jap
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exhilarant maroon hunting ground
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Aggressive Partner
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Aggressive Partner
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Aggressive Partner
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Bronze Messiness
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Chrome mind-boggling field
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180
Histrionic spot circlehead
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!!!
titillating immigrant
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180 stead
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Histrionic spot circlehead
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
Razzmatazz State Idiot
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Motley police squad property
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bateful university potus
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Mahogany office
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Sable hell quadroon
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
irradiated splenetic regret
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Mentally impaired chocolate private investor
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
charismatic lemon center
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
adventurous stage
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
Charcoal Laser Beams Prole
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
adventurous stage
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Copper heaven
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
Razzmatazz State Idiot
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adventurous stage
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titillating immigrant
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
maize self-absorbed piazza candlestick maker
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carnelian pocket flask
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!
swashbuckling range
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180
vermilion supple puppy home
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Opaque hairraiser address
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zombie-like crackhouse jap
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Histrionic spot circlehead
  12/10/21
Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
swashbuckling range
  03/12/15
(Rick Reilly)
Wonderful Red Rigpig Stock Car
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
swashbuckling range
  03/12/15
great thread
Boyish Cerise Gaming Laptop
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
Disturbing lake digit ratio
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
chest-beating school cafeteria international law enforcement agency
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Silver big keepsake machete
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Razzle-dazzle ratface base
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Motley police squad property
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
Razzle-dazzle ratface base
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Razzle-dazzle ratface base
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
cracking hairless mad cow disease
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multi-colored sadistic foreskin yarmulke
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Histrionic spot circlehead
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180
titillating immigrant
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Razzle-dazzle ratface base
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Aphrodisiac cocky market
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titillating immigrant
  03/14/15
bump for Buddy
Razzle-dazzle ratface base
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
slimy dead public bath
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
abusive massive selfie
  03/14/15
"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
abusive massive selfie
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Fluffy karate chapel
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
vibrant whorehouse trump supporter
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Carmine theater mother
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free-loading son of senegal mental disorder
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*makes Buddy partner*
cracking hairless mad cow disease
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swashbuckling range
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Black mood
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Amethyst stage
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ruh roh
khaki masturbator telephone
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carnelian pocket flask
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
aqua hyperactive elastic band gunner
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
mewling fishy people who are hurt
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adventurous stage
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Amethyst stage
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
glassy coiffed striped hyena
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
adventurous stage
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
Fluffy karate chapel
  04/02/15
Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
Brass brunch feces
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Trip crystalline double fault house
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internet-worthy costumed tanning salon travel guidebook
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chest-beating school cafeteria international law enforcement agency
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carnelian pocket flask
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khaki masturbator telephone
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Pearl point
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Chrome mind-boggling field
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Galvanic pit
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holy fucking shit
Jade Marvelous Azn
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zombie-like crackhouse jap
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electric athletic conference
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Aggressive Partner
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Thriller clown stain
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Mahogany office
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Chrome mind-boggling field
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titillating immigrant
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
Histrionic spot circlehead
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titillating immigrant
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Diverse Parlor Sex Offender
  04/05/15
180
carnelian pocket flask
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180^180
topaz new version dog poop
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khaki masturbator telephone
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zombie-like crackhouse jap
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glittery pervert
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
carnelian pocket flask
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carnelian pocket flask
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Razzmatazz State Idiot
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beady-eyed jewess step-uncle's house
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Histrionic spot circlehead
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titillating immigrant
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Histrionic spot circlehead
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Brass brunch feces
  04/27/15
HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
maize self-absorbed piazza candlestick maker
  05/08/15
underrated
flushed painfully honest legal warrant
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Brass brunch feces
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carnelian pocket flask
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
khaki masturbator telephone
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adventurous stage
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Infuriating Alpha Antidepressant Drug
  06/03/15
Ouch
adventurous stage
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
Mentally impaired chocolate private investor
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titillating immigrant
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Fluffy karate chapel
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180
Stirring shrine corn cake
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Opaque hairraiser address
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Fluffy karate chapel
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carnelian pocket flask
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Brass brunch feces
  08/26/15
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green cuckoldry
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
Laughsome crusty trailer park french chef
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
carnelian pocket flask
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
Razzmatazz State Idiot
  10/09/15
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adventurous stage
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
carnelian pocket flask
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
Razzmatazz State Idiot
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Copper heaven
  03/12/16
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beady-eyed jewess step-uncle's house
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
Bright Self-centered Factory Reset Button Community Account
  03/20/16
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beady-eyed jewess step-uncle's house
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titillating immigrant
  12/10/21
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titillating immigrant
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
stimulating plum personal credit line
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
beady-eyed jewess step-uncle's house
  04/17/16
https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
beady-eyed jewess step-uncle's house
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Provocative Nursing Home Faggotry
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beady-eyed jewess step-uncle's house
  05/26/16
Threads like these are why this bort is the best
Aggressive Partner
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Razzmatazz State Idiot
  07/15/16
CR.
titillating immigrant
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carnelian pocket flask
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beady-eyed jewess step-uncle's house
  07/26/16
i really like it here
adventurous stage
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titillating immigrant
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titillating immigrant
  02/22/22
Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
titillating immigrant
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Aggressive Partner
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beady-eyed jewess step-uncle's house
  10/09/16
One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
Aggressive Partner
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beady-eyed jewess step-uncle's house
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adventurous stage
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carnelian pocket flask
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vivacious parlour dragon
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titillating immigrant
  12/10/21
Woah CR friend :-)
titillating immigrant
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Aggressive Partner
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jet orchestra pit half-breed
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Provocative Nursing Home Faggotry
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Aggressive Partner
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
Appetizing dilemma
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carnelian pocket flask
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carnelian pocket flask
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unholy jet-lagged church
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Aggressive Partner
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beady-eyed jewess step-uncle's house
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bearded meetinghouse
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unholy jet-lagged church
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Slate effete skinny woman
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Iridescent lodge ceo
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carnelian pocket flask
  08/14/17
TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds...
Autistic ebony fat ankles
  08/14/17
Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog alle...
carnelian pocket flask
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titillating immigrant
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titillating immigrant
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Sienna arrogant cuckold
  08/17/17
Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talen...
Bronze Messiness
  08/17/17
tp
titillating immigrant
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misanthropic knife
  08/18/17
he made equity partner https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg
Heady Mischievous School Legend
  09/01/17
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: talking exciting pistol area

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: talking exciting pistol area

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: razzle henna boltzmann

this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: titillating immigrant

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:50 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: chest-beating school cafeteria international law enforcement agency

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: chest-beating school cafeteria international law enforcement agency

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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
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Date: December 1st, 2017 4:10 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Disturbing lake digit ratio

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: Copper heaven

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Carmine theater mother

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: high-end shimmering locale

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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Violet really tough guy

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Author: Out-of-control Indian Lodge Trust Fund



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:40 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: adventurous stage

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: vengeful water buffalo

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: Fluffy karate chapel



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: titillating immigrant



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Copper heaven

It practically writes itself!

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: titillating immigrant



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: titillating immigrant



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: titillating immigrant

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: dashing hall

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: adventurous stage



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: vibrant whorehouse trump supporter



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: zombie-like crackhouse jap

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: adventurous stage

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: zombie-like crackhouse jap

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: adventurous stage

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: zombie-like crackhouse jap

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: adventurous stage

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Fluffy karate chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: comical dull hospital hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: charismatic lemon center

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: olive cowardly institution jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: adventurous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Histrionic spot circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: titillating immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Histrionic spot circlehead

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling range

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: adventurous stage

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Fluffy karate chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: dashing hall

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling range

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: adventurous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: dashing hall

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: magenta toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: vibrant whorehouse trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: Chrome mind-boggling field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Amethyst stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: vengeful water buffalo

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: adventurous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: orchid station ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: razzle henna boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Amethyst stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: adventurous stage

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Dark Contagious Codepig Goal In Life

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: vigorous chestnut cumskin stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: titillating immigrant

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: vengeful water buffalo

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: racy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling range

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: blue twinkling uncleanness

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Razzmatazz State Idiot

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: vengeful water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Bespoke puce church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: primrose ape dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: racy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: olive cowardly institution jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Fluffy karate chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Impertinent dun mediation kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: chest-beating school cafeteria international law enforcement agency

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: razzle henna boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: greedy misunderstood chad coffee pot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: up-to-no-good degenerate sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling range

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Disturbing lake digit ratio

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: topaz new version dog poop

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: aqua hyperactive elastic band gunner

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Mint menage becky

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Brass brunch feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: khaki masturbator telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Jade Marvelous Azn

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: fragrant resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: swollen goyim liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: zombie-like crackhouse jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: exhilarant maroon hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Aggressive Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Aggressive Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Aggressive Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Bronze Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Chrome mind-boggling field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Histrionic spot circlehead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: titillating immigrant

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: 180 stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Histrionic spot circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz State Idiot

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Motley police squad property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: bateful university potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Mahogany office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Sable hell quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: irradiated splenetic regret

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Mentally impaired chocolate private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: charismatic lemon center

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: adventurous stage

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Charcoal Laser Beams Prole

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: adventurous stage

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Copper heaven

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Razzmatazz State Idiot

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: adventurous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: titillating immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: maize self-absorbed piazza candlestick maker

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: carnelian pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling range

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: vermilion supple puppy home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Opaque hairraiser address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: zombie-like crackhouse jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Histrionic spot circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling range

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Wonderful Red Rigpig Stock Car

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling range

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Boyish Cerise Gaming Laptop

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Disturbing lake digit ratio

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: chest-beating school cafeteria international law enforcement agency

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Silver big keepsake machete

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ratface base

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Motley police squad property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ratface base

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ratface base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: cracking hairless mad cow disease

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: multi-colored sadistic foreskin yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Histrionic spot circlehead

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: titillating immigrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ratface base

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac cocky market

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: titillating immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ratface base

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: slimy dead public bath

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: abusive massive selfie

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: abusive massive selfie

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Fluffy karate chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: vibrant whorehouse trump supporter

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Carmine theater mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: free-loading son of senegal mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: cracking hairless mad cow disease

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Black mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Amethyst stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: khaki masturbator telephone

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: carnelian pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: aqua hyperactive elastic band gunner

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: mewling fishy people who are hurt

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: adventurous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Amethyst stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: glassy coiffed striped hyena

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: adventurous stage

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Fluffy karate chapel

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Brass brunch feces

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Trip crystalline double fault house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: internet-worthy costumed tanning salon travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: chest-beating school cafeteria international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: carnelian pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: khaki masturbator telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Pearl point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Chrome mind-boggling field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Galvanic pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Jade Marvelous Azn

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: zombie-like crackhouse jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: electric athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Aggressive Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Thriller clown stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Mahogany office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Chrome mind-boggling field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: titillating immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Histrionic spot circlehead

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: titillating immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Diverse Parlor Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: carnelian pocket flask

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: topaz new version dog poop

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: khaki masturbator telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: zombie-like crackhouse jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: glittery pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: carnelian pocket flask

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: carnelian pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz State Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: beady-eyed jewess step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Histrionic spot circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: titillating immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Histrionic spot circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Brass brunch feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: maize self-absorbed piazza candlestick maker

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: flushed painfully honest legal warrant

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Brass brunch feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: carnelian pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: khaki masturbator telephone

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: adventurous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Infuriating Alpha Antidepressant Drug

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: adventurous stage

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Mentally impaired chocolate private investor

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: titillating immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Fluffy karate chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Stirring shrine corn cake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Opaque hairraiser address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Fluffy karate chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: carnelian pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Brass brunch feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: green cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Laughsome crusty trailer park french chef

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: carnelian pocket flask

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Razzmatazz State Idiot

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: adventurous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: carnelian pocket flask

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz State Idiot

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Copper heaven

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: beady-eyed jewess step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Bright Self-centered Factory Reset Button Community Account

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed jewess step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: titillating immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: titillating immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44001619)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: stimulating plum personal credit line

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed jewess step-uncle's house

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed jewess step-uncle's house

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Provocative Nursing Home Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: beady-eyed jewess step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Aggressive Partner

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz State Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: titillating immigrant

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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: carnelian pocket flask



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed jewess step-uncle's house



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: adventurous stage

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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: titillating immigrant



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: titillating immigrant



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: titillating immigrant

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Aggressive Partner



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed jewess step-uncle's house



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Aggressive Partner

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed jewess step-uncle's house



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: adventurous stage



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: carnelian pocket flask



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: vivacious parlour dragon



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: titillating immigrant



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: titillating immigrant

Woah CR friend :-)

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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Aggressive Partner



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: jet orchestra pit half-breed



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Provocative Nursing Home Faggotry



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Aggressive Partner



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Appetizing dilemma

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: carnelian pocket flask



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: carnelian pocket flask



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: unholy jet-lagged church



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Aggressive Partner



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed jewess step-uncle's house



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: bearded meetinghouse



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: unholy jet-lagged church



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Slate effete skinny woman



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Iridescent lodge ceo



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: carnelian pocket flask



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Autistic ebony fat ankles

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: carnelian pocket flask

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: titillating immigrant



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: titillating immigrant



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Sienna arrogant cuckold



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Bronze Messiness

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: titillating immigrant

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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: misanthropic knife



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Heady Mischievous School Legend

he made equity partner

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: titillating immigrant

Gorgeous jet set

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: angry cerebral therapy lay

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: Sexy Ocher Set Internal Respiration



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: talented depressive temple



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Mahogany office



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: beady-eyed jewess step-uncle's house



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Provocative Nursing Home Faggotry



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed jewess step-uncle's house



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: peach bonkers affirmative action principal's office



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: carnelian pocket flask

Happy Friday everyone

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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Poppy Hyperventilating Marketing Idea



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: concupiscible sick space

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Cordovan haunting place of business casino

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: Gold box office idea he suggested



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: Pearly seedy locus



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Histrionic spot circlehead

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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: racy associate

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: racy associate

nothing?

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: Gold box office idea he suggested

See above.

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: racy associate

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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: godawful location volcanic crater

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: titillating immigrant



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: cruel-hearted ticket booth hissy fit



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: multi-colored sadistic foreskin yarmulke



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: titillating immigrant



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Histrionic spot circlehead



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Histrionic spot circlehead

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Histrionic spot circlehead

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: Histrionic spot circlehead



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: peach bonkers affirmative action principal's office



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