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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:08 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: Infuriating location

Kevin McCallister is now in biglaw, he just fell asleep at 2 am while a boomer partner is looking over a document Kevin worked all night on. He sees a typo in his clients name on page 38, he looks up and yells

"KEVIN!"

Mccallister wakes up in a cold sweat as if he heard him directly.

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:12 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:20 AM
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Date: June 25th, 2015 10:46 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:13 AM
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Kevin goes up to partner, "IM NOT AFRAID ANYMORE!"

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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:01 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:14 AM
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Kevin says he has to leave at 6 since family is over, boomer partner plans to drive by to ensure the veracity of this claim, kevin uses michael jordan cut outs and mannequin to make a fake party.

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 1:58 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: poppy misanthropic faggot firefighter gay wizard

Senior Associate pointing out old Partner to Kevin: "He just walks up and down the halls each day asking people about their hours. He has a big pile of papers in his office, where some say he keeps the bodies of Associates who were below target."

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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:59 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Infuriating location

There are 15 associates on this case and you're the only one who has to cause typos

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:04 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Dilemma Nowag



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: talented corn cake

"I don't want to do doc review with Fuller. He'll drink too much and piss himself."

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:10 AM
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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: marvelous gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#29414564)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:19 AM
Author: Geriatric Twinkling Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#33771036)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: aggressive spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#36839076)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: poppy misanthropic faggot firefighter gay wizard

Partner to Kevin in front of deal team: "Look what you did you little JERK"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#28020283)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Geriatric Twinkling Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#28026073)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:11 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal bateful library idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#28026080)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: aggressive spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#28261349)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: startling flesh affirmative action pervert

Kevin digging through the insulated bag from Seamless: "Hey, who took my vegan pad thai?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#28020290)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: slimy glittery trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#33036597)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: aggressive spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#28020295)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:52 AM
Author: obsidian odious kitty cat area

"Track the changes you pithy animal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#28020302)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:05 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Dilemma Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#28026047)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:09 PM
Author: diverse associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#28201889)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: 180 wild church prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#28261708)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: vivacious sexy tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#28262325)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: saffron swashbuckling site degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#29275057)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: marvelous gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#29414566)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Dull godawful lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#29414796)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: aggressive spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#34792104)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:12 PM
Author: Floppy Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#39265608)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: cocky trip idiot abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#41569114)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Carnelian Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#45646623)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:10 PM
Author: Silver Locale Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#45646660)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: aggressive spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#28020889)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crackhouse volcanic crater

Kevin in line to buy Sonicare e-toothbrush, spots named partner in pharmacy line, they lock eyes, Kevin flees, is chased by militarized cops onto Rockefeller ice rink and shot dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#28021114)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:04 AM
Author: slimy glittery trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#28026039)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Floppy Cuckoldry

Guys - I don't think this thread was supposed to be about "biglaw Kevin" . . .

Check op again . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#28201843)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Spruce Provocative Menage

To be fair,

That was before we found out that Kevin is now in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#29414607)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: salmon regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#32150531)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: Irate dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#45646681)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#29414773)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: diverse associate

Is this toothbrush approved by the American dental association? *sends spoliation letter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#28201898)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: aggressive spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#28640238)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: saffron swashbuckling site degenerate

"My shrew girlfriend...WOOF!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#29275064)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: Transparent Shitlib Mother

partner in charge turns himself into a tarantula and stalks kevin around his spacious winnetka home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#29275120)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: Cracking Indecent Hominid

Kevin! You spent $987 on SEAMLESS!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#29414622)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Milky Garrison

Kevin having heart-to-heart with a bitter nazi homosexual department store elf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#29414627)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Bearded Gaped Stead

"I know you're not the real evan39, but I know you work for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#29450741)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#29450745)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: Milky Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#29753550)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: salmon regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#32150532)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:08 AM
Author: Ungodly claret piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#33036525)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:34 PM
Author: titillating space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#41537092)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Infuriating location

Biglaw Kevin watching porn in the office alone on Christmas Day.

"Guys, I'm watching porn and padding billing! You better come out and stop me!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#29414638)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Cracking Indecent Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#29414662)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:49 PM
Author: aggressive spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#29753545)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: slimy glittery trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#33036604)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: Geriatric Twinkling Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#33771040)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: dun laughsome coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#39333809)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#29420138)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#29430563)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Infuriating location

Kevin alone at bar on Tuesday after work hammered.

Hot bartender: are you here by yourself?

Kevin: I'm twenty eight years old, you think I'd be here by myself? I don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#29430591)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#29438114)



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Date: March 30th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#30168411)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#29450731)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 2:18 AM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#29817258)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#31200690)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: talented corn cake

Kevin's family notices he didn't board the plane for the family vacation in France, but nobody does anything about it because this is the fourth time he's bailed on a long-planned vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#31200795)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: vivacious sexy tattoo

1-8-0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#31200886)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: aggressive spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#32224094)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: Twisted Pungent Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#32224668)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:21 AM
Author: Geriatric Twinkling Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#33771041)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: poppy misanthropic faggot firefighter gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#34748418)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#36704029)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Bronze school crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#37447688)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: frozen violent clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#39333781)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: ebony senate sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#45646763)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:29 PM
Author: Infuriating location

"Excuse me sir this is MCLE approved by the American Bar Association?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#31200905)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: aggressive spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#35020276)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Carnelian Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#45646624)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: curious potus

BigLaw Kevin prepares to enter a courtroom for the first time after 5 years preparing trial notebooks "This is it! Don't get scared now!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#31200928)



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Date: November 26th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#31996036)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#32150493)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Tan frisky sanctuary

Had to do the math on this and then got really depressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#32173692)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: aggressive spot

OP is from 2015 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#35020301)



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Date: December 29th, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring place of business rehab

Thread could have been made in 2012 and still been correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#39346202)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: Passionate light queen of the night

this is what the home alone kid was up to in the early 2000s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5gxjvYDPJQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#32224234)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: Primrose pozpig home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#32224607)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#32234846)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:06 AM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#33036516)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#33771031)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Infuriating location

Bump4johnheard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#33829983)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: Infuriating location

Kevin told his partners not to contact him, since he was at a funeral. He feels a vibration in his leg. He looks down at his phone, no email or text. He has ALS instead. He is relieved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#33829990)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Infuriating location

Kevin gives a speech at the funeral:

"My dad was a great guy. Raised a wonderful family."

"Hold on guys important phone call. You guys understand I'm a senior associate now I have responsibilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#33830079)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: poppy misanthropic faggot firefighter gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#34748406)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: thriller shaky base

top thread. would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#34748434)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: aggressive spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#34864438)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Contagious Jet Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#35020278)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: aggressive spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#35613671)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:29 AM
Author: poppy misanthropic faggot firefighter gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#39333776)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: ebony senate sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#35933392)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#36704022)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#37447679)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:54 AM
Author: hairraiser famous landscape painting corner

Home Alone 2 also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#37768046)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:56 AM
Author: Gold stimulating legal warrant heaven

Both were filmed in the same studio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#37768048)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:08 PM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#39265585)



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Date: December 24th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#39320948)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: dun laughsome coldplay fan

Kevin overhears partner meeting where they decide they are going to come down to his office at 8 a.m. the next morning to give him the talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#39333822)



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Date: January 11th, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: Tan frisky sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#39416836)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 12:55 AM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#40107200)



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Date: July 22nd, 2020 11:07 PM
Author: exhilarant cyan pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#40647241)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:29 PM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#41537056)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:30 PM
Author: cocky trip idiot abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#41569118)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#41614658)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: aggressive spot

Holy shit, this thread is five years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#41614837)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: chartreuse bearded azn

Closer to the moon landing than today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#41614856)



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Date: October 14th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#43273681)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:13 PM
Author: aggressive spot

This thread came out closer to 9/11 than today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#43339303)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: ebony senate sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#45646764)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Orange hyperventilating pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#48941372)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:37 PM
Author: sick buff brunch deer antler

*Kennedy assassination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#43339433)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 1:06 AM
Author: Charcoal out-of-control lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#44280793)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:50 AM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#45646600)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: Silver Locale Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#45646657)



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:58 AM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#46877668)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Infuriating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2:#47138356)



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