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Hypo: You suddenly find yourself in 3rd class on the Titanic right before
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 PM Author: Bateful Goyim the iceberg hits. No time to warn the ship's crew. You know everything you know now. What do you do to survive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894384) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2022 12:13 PM Author: Heady bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#44788414) |
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Date: August 6th, 2025 4:09 PM Author: Heady bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#49162627) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2024 6:48 PM Author: Heady bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#48040724) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Heady bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#48771553) |
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Date: November 8th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: Heady bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#49413239) |
Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:15 PM Author: gaped theater stage Uh, go upstairs and get on first life boat. They fucked around for a few hours before they realized it was serious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894404) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:16 PM Author: Dashing scarlet den trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894408) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:16 PM Author: Bateful Goyim would they let some 3rd class dude just sit on a lifeboat and wait for it to be lowered? weren't they lowering lifeboats half-full with only women and children while dudes waited nearby? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894415) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:20 PM Author: gaped theater stage You don't have to wear some large "hey I'm 3rd class" billboard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894454) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:21 PM Author: aquamarine brunch windowlicker They can immediately tell by how you're dressed, how you smell, and how you talk that you're third class. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894461) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:22 PM Author: Bateful Goyim 3rd class sticks out a mile away. you'd probably be stopped before you even made it to deck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894480) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: cerebral corner You'd have to break into some higher class person's cabin and steal their clothes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894499) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: Bateful Goyim You break down a door only to find the first class gentleman inside has had plenty of time to point his pistol at you. "Thief!" he shouts as he shoots you in your heart. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894510) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:44 PM Author: Heady bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894647) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:53 PM Author: Drab Massive Useless Brakes Tanning Salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29897094) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2022 12:34 PM Author: Sick stimulating range rigor Oh no looks like I died two hours earlier than originally expected and also avoided the terror and pain of freezing to death in the ocean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#44788496) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2022 12:35 PM Author: Heady bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#44788499) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:35 AM Author: Heady bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#48042748) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:18 PM Author: Translucent background story Cr. Get to the deck and have another person or two help me lower a boat before people even realize it's sinking. I would tell them I was an employee and was checking one of the boats. The crew wasn't on the deck for awhile so they wouldn't stop me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894428) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:19 PM Author: Bateful Goyim First Officer shoots you. You fall into the frigid waters and die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894440) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:22 PM Author: Translucent background story He was busy on the bridge trying to assess the damage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894468) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:23 PM Author: Bateful Goyim No, he was getting randy with a chambermaid and saw you fidgeting with the lifeboats and decided to impress his Welsh wench by shooting you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894485) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:53 PM Author: Drab Massive Useless Brakes Tanning Salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29897097) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:20 PM Author: cerebral corner Sorry third class scum are kept locked below decks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894447) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:15 PM Author: Dull Community Account Genital Piercing attack a 1st class person, take clothes/ticket, then get to the rescue boat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894407) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:22 PM Author: ultramarine property cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894475) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:24 PM Author: ivory market cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894490) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:52 PM Author: Red Kink-friendly Party Of The First Part Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29897087) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:35 AM Author: Heady bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#48042751) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:18 PM Author: tan haunted graveyard Poast rant about all the proles in 3rd class (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894427) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:21 PM Author: gaped theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894462) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:24 PM Author: ivory market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894493) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: ungodly step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894509) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 9:40 AM Author: onyx splenetic ape azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29896121) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:35 AM Author: Heady bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#48042752) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 4:43 PM Author: onyx splenetic ape azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#48338091) |
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Date: August 6th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: razzle-dazzle puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#49162664) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:21 PM Author: cerebral corner Live blog my drowning death for xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894463) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:23 PM Author: Translucent background story Jump on to the iceberg. CHILL there until rescue boats came. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894483) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:24 PM Author: cerebral corner Aren't they kind of cold and slippery? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894491) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: Translucent background story Lol, just lol, if you didn't take cleats and a pick axe with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894500) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: cerebral corner ~finds those hanging on the wall in the third class dining room~
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:24 PM Author: ivory market nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894496) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:24 PM Author: Bateful Goyim They find you like this:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/STymVjlysmg/maxresdefault.jpg |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: cerebral corner Stuff a pillow under my dress and pretend to be pregnant. Demand special treatment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894506) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:26 PM Author: Bateful Goyim "You and your third class baby need to wait for the respectable women to get off!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894515) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM Author: cerebral corner But Sir his father is a right gentleman, see! He's a Duke or sumthin...he wouldn't be best pleased if his little bastard son drowned would he? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894556) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:34 PM Author: Bateful Goyim "Shut up you Mick whore!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894582) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:19 PM Author: Milky galvanic selfie spot No chinaman on life boat. Sorry :(
They were hella racist back then. |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:30 PM Author: Translucent background story Real answer: the first life boat launched with like 1/5 capacity because no one wanted to leave the ship. If you made it on deck, you could have gotten it no matter your class. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894545) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM Author: Bateful Goyim "Officer, does that third class man *have* to get in our lifeboat? Can't he wait for another one?"
"Right he can, ma'am. You, rat, stay back!" |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:35 PM Author: Translucent background story *pushes you overboard*
"Anyone else wanna get smart? I'll give ya a right good thumping, I will." |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:36 PM Author: Bateful Goyim *first class woman beats you with an oar* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894595) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:38 PM Author: Translucent background story Please, she would die from dropsy or the vapors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894604) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:39 PM Author: marvelous main people new version Dropsy is congestive heart failure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894620) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 11:10 AM Author: Heady bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#43642738) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:48 PM Author: pale federal boiling water brethren *first class lady flicks you away as you try to board* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29897059) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 10:52 AM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Theatre I really like it here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#48043224) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:34 PM Author: Soul-stirring juggernaut Go upstairs and go to the STARBOARD side of the ship. First Officer Murdoch followed the policy of "women and children first," and let men on to fill remaining seats. That asshole Second Officer Lightoller managing the port side lifeboats followed a "women and children only" policy that caused seats to be left empty if there were no women or children available to fill them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894578) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:35 PM Author: Bateful Goyim oh fuuuck, a dude who knows his shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894586) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:20 PM Author: Milky galvanic selfie spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29896899) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:10 PM Author: french mother water buffalo CR. Lightoller was also a war criminal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29896846) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:36 AM Author: Heady bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#48042753) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:35 PM Author: Infuriating trip cumskin fuck the lifeboats. just grab like 3-4 doors, lash them together and fashion my own lifeboat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894590) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:39 PM Author: marvelous main people new version Question is how do you lower them into the water wo getting soaked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894614) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:52 PM Author: Infuriating trip cumskin when the boat has sunk enough to have the deck be at water level it will be easy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29897091) |
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Date: November 8th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: marvelous main people new version There were a couple of dudes who got wet and later climbed into life rafts and lived. I think one of the cooks lived that way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#49413268) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:36 PM Author: cerebral corner Find Ismay, follow him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29894592) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 9:39 AM Author: Bateful Goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29896111) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:10 PM Author: Wonderful stage stock car Honestly?
Id make my own luck. |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 11:10 AM Author: Heady bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#43642740) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:36 AM Author: Heady bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#48042755) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:51 PM Author: passionate scourge upon the earth kitchen Find a bookie and bet all my money on Red Sox to win world series (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29897081) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 7:50 PM Author: exciting anal sweet tailpipe jump just before it sinks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#29899848) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 11:09 AM Author: Heady bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#43642734) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 11:13 AM Author: mauve athletic conference cuck am i the same size, strength, temperment or do i morph to one of the original passengers?
if former, i take a lifeboat right away since i would be andre the giant compared to anyone on board. break the first complainers arm to show everyone i mean business. |
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Date: July 3rd, 2022 12:19 PM Author: Navy racy famous landscape painting lodge Fuck the shit out of prime Kate Winslet and die happy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#44788437) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2022 12:19 PM Author: Heady bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#44788438) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 10:58 AM Author: Naked cocky meetinghouse Crazy that people criticized her plain Jane looks and chubby build when the movie came out. Easy 10 in 2024 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#48043258) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 11:13 AM Author: aquamarine brunch windowlicker She had big naturals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#48043304) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:14 AM Author: Heady bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#48042637) |
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Date: November 19th, 2025 2:53 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2:#49443054) |