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There's an 184 year-old tortoise living on St. Helena

Not flame: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_(tortois...
Emerald Blathering Public Bath
  05/05/16
As of December 2015 Jonathan was reported to be "alive ...
Vengeful violet rigor
  05/05/16
"""""alive and well""&quo...
Cerise wonderful university haunted graveyard
  05/05/16
Wow, just realized he was there only a few years after Napol...
Emerald Blathering Public Bath
  05/05/16
ljl “age” is flame even 200 “year” old turtles are “alive an...
excitant garnet meetinghouse dog poop
  05/05/16
...
Emerald Blathering Public Bath
  05/05/16
(tortoise)
Yellow Chapel Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/05/16
...
aphrodisiac cruise ship
  11/21/19
How does one even prove that?
Massive saffron selfie
  11/21/19
He's still alive today
walnut contagious space
  06/21/25
Due to his advanced age, Jonathan spends his days doing almo...
beady-eyed pea-brained idiot
  06/21/25
This is my thread from nine years ago and Jonathan is still ...
Emerald Blathering Public Bath
  06/21/25
Pic of him (left) from 1886 https://upload.wikimedia.org/...
big area
  06/21/25


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Date: May 5th, 2016 6:29 AM
Author: Emerald Blathering Public Bath

Not flame:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_(tortoise)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2:#30412235)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 6:51 AM
Author: Vengeful violet rigor

As of December 2015 Jonathan was reported to be "alive and well". "He’s blind from cataracts, has lost his sense of smell, and so cannot detect food (his fellow giants mug me and can detect the tiniest morsel dropped on the ground), but he has retained excellent hearing.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2:#30412267)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 7:02 AM
Author: Cerise wonderful university haunted graveyard

"""""alive and well""""" eh? sounds like every adult male over 30.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2:#30412272)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 6:52 AM
Author: Emerald Blathering Public Bath

Wow, just realized he was there only a few years after Napoleon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2:#30412269)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 7:10 AM
Author: excitant garnet meetinghouse dog poop

ljl “age” is flame even 200 “year” old turtles are “alive and well” just ljl at this age $hit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2:#30412282)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Emerald Blathering Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2:#30414410)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Yellow Chapel Scourge Upon The Earth

(tortoise)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2:#30414414)



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Date: November 21st, 2019 11:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2:#39154750)



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Date: November 21st, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Massive saffron selfie

How does one even prove that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2:#39154776)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: walnut contagious space

He's still alive today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2:#49037980)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed pea-brained idiot

Due to his advanced age, Jonathan spends his days doing almost everything with his mate Frederik, another male tortoise he was introduced to in 1991, including eating, sleeping and having sex, for money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2:#49037991)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Emerald Blathering Public Bath

This is my thread from nine years ago and Jonathan is still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2:#49037997)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: big area

Pic of him (left) from 1886

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/Jonathan_and_another_tortoise%2C_St_Helena.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2:#49038003)