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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
cowardly nursing home clown
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Sounds like you are fucked bro
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
cowardly nursing home clown
  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
spectacular internal respiration ticket booth
  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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That poztartar
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  07/31/16
he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
cowardly nursing home clown
  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
territorial salmon senate
  07/31/16
are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
cowardly nursing home clown
  07/31/16
gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
territorial salmon senate
  07/31/16
lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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the people on this site are deranged
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how so?
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: cowardly nursing home clown

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: mahogany principal's office

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Thriller patrolman orchestra pit

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Bateful bearded roast beef resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: flirting exciting scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Pontificating candlestick maker piazza

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Pontificating candlestick maker piazza

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: laughsome sticky stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: spectacular internal respiration ticket booth

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: cowardly nursing home clown

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: spectacular internal respiration ticket booth

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: cowardly nursing home clown

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: shivering native newt



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: territorial salmon senate

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: zippy becky

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: cowardly nursing home clown

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: territorial salmon senate

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: cowardly nursing home clown

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: territorial salmon senate

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Thriller patrolman orchestra pit

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: laughsome sticky stage



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Vibrant big-titted theater stage

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: bearded office chad

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Cerebral weed whacker

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: mahogany principal's office

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: bearded office chad



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: turquoise kink-friendly bawdyhouse

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: mahogany principal's office

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: cowardly nursing home clown

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: aromatic station hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Pink hairless antidepressant drug

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Lascivious wrinkle skinny woman

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: rebellious overrated deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Shaky bat-shit-crazy double fault liquid oxygen

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: territorial salmon senate

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Thriller patrolman orchestra pit

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring main people

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: cowardly nursing home clown

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Thriller patrolman orchestra pit

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Shaky bat-shit-crazy double fault liquid oxygen

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: cowardly nursing home clown

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Shaky bat-shit-crazy double fault liquid oxygen

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Lascivious wrinkle skinny woman

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Thriller patrolman orchestra pit

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Shaky bat-shit-crazy double fault liquid oxygen

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Thriller patrolman orchestra pit

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring main people

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Thriller patrolman orchestra pit

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Odious walnut set corn cake

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Shaky bat-shit-crazy double fault liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Thriller patrolman orchestra pit

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Dull infuriating travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Dull infuriating travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: unholy famous landscape painting dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: burgundy market

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: spectacular internal respiration ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: out-of-control titillating codepig depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Mewling public bath boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle citrine rehab

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: bearded office chad

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Shaky bat-shit-crazy double fault liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Pearl Bipolar Casino New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: bisexual giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: blathering multi-colored personal credit line address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: fragrant smoky volcanic crater theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: elite splenetic mad cow disease brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Carmine area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: concupiscible location voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: fragrant smoky volcanic crater theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Arousing tanning salon really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Arousing tanning salon really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Fuchsia up-to-no-good hell cuckoldry

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: rebellious overrated deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Trip library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Odious walnut set corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Anal vigorous pit therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle citrine rehab

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: haunting contagious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Arousing tanning salon really tough guy

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Razzle Avocado Hospital Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Thriller patrolman orchestra pit

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: marvelous locale

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Thriller patrolman orchestra pit

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring main people

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Thriller patrolman orchestra pit

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: curious violent hall

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Shaky bat-shit-crazy double fault liquid oxygen

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Odious walnut set corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle citrine rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: green irate kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: razzmatazz offensive windowlicker theatre

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Flushed Menage Ape

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: hilarious silver base dopamine

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: territorial salmon senate

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: amber insanely creepy garrison

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: excitant chest-beating corner

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Shaky bat-shit-crazy double fault liquid oxygen

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Bateful bearded roast beef resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring main people

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Passionate Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: wine appetizing range

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: crusty bossy circlehead boistinker

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Violent institution

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: territorial salmon senate

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Violent institution

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring main people

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: wine appetizing range

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: amethyst headpube

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: laughsome sticky stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: dun dead stag film jap

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle citrine rehab

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: geriatric son of senegal

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: glittery home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring main people

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: heady olive business firm puppy

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Rambunctious chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Brindle Parlor Incel



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Pontificating candlestick maker piazza

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: tantric shitlib den



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: burgundy market



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: boyish impertinent stage



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: tantric shitlib den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: burgundy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: unhinged masturbator

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: burgundy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: excitant chest-beating corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Irradiated Maize Potus Ladyboy

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Dull infuriating travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: bronze indian lodge

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: bronze indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed outnumbered spot organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Bateful bearded roast beef resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: burgundy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: diverse house-broken meetinghouse laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: unholy famous landscape painting dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Cordovan stimulating immigrant

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: dashing striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Tripping lilac rigpig jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Cordovan stimulating immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Cordovan stimulating immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Painfully honest sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: dashing striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: abnormal regret site

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: cowardly nursing home clown

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: brilliant step-uncle's house idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: stirring puce place of business partner

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: idiotic balding university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Dull infuriating travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Dull infuriating travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: unholy famous landscape painting dilemma

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: excitant chest-beating corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: at-the-ready hissy fit mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: vivacious sadistic sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Dark Center Lettuce

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Dull infuriating travel guidebook

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: navy goyim milk

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: chocolate domesticated wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: burgundy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: burgundy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: chocolate domesticated wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Twinkling prole

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: sinister quadroon cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: hairraiser high-end crackhouse philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: wild sanctuary faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: boyish impertinent stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: diverse house-broken meetinghouse laser beams

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: racy tank crotch

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: chocolate domesticated wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Black fanboi space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: burgundy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Black fanboi space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: heady olive business firm puppy

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: magical locus

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: translucent queen of the night stead

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: fragrant smoky volcanic crater theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: indigo disturbing field trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: translucent queen of the night stead

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: indigo disturbing field trust fund

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: translucent queen of the night stead

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: translucent queen of the night stead

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: idiotic balding university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Hyperactive School Cafeteria Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: burgundy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Aqua Histrionic Mental Disorder Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Electric awkward selfie

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: elite splenetic mad cow disease brethren

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: 180 disrespectful sneaky criminal abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: vivacious sadistic sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: primrose property

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: canary national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Light Friendly Grandma

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: dashing striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: galvanic heaven

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: supple zombie-like psychic

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: flirting exciting scourge upon the earth

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: vivacious sadistic sound barrier

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#49363699)