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Curious fear-inspiring trust fund gas station
  06/22/18
Ljl fuck you I quit.
bearded mediation windowlicker
  06/22/18
CR friend
Curious fear-inspiring trust fund gas station
  06/22/18
Is what I though before saying "Thank, no weekend plans...
bearded mediation windowlicker
  06/22/18
Thx for your hard work on this. I'll be out of town that wee...
Curious fear-inspiring trust fund gas station
  06/22/18
Fuck you i quit
bearded mediation windowlicker
  06/22/18
Unfortunately, as you're no doubt aware from having read the...
rebellious slimy forum therapy
  06/22/18
Is my wife linda fucking 11 year old chad students in this s...
bearded mediation windowlicker
  06/22/18
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Diverse judgmental whorehouse preventive strike
  05/23/25
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shimmering resort
  06/22/18
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Aphrodisiac new version
  06/22/18
client called on Wednesday morning, partner sends you this ...
low-t vermilion hall brethren
  06/22/18
I do this to ppl and it makes me feel like a dick. truth is...
Abusive Glittery Theater Stage
  06/22/18
More like, client lazily-works on item all week. Doesnt fini...
passionate tripping haunted graveyard pocket flask
  06/22/18
tbf, I haven't actually heard bandwidth used in a long while...
Abusive Glittery Theater Stage
  06/22/18
I hear both used often
bearded mediation windowlicker
  06/22/18
20 MHz
citrine factory reset button cruise ship
  06/22/18
Let's rock and roll. Shoot it over to me; I'm going to call...
rebellious slimy forum therapy
  06/22/18
Good God
180 partner
  06/22/18
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citrine factory reset button cruise ship
  06/22/18
Fifty lawyers, in phalanx formation, shout "WILL DO!&qu...
Curious fear-inspiring trust fund gas station
  06/22/18
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rebellious slimy forum therapy
  06/22/18
(pls move decimal one to right thank)
rebellious slimy forum therapy
  06/22/18
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lake gaped garrison crotch
  06/22/18
Guys, sorry, I had to jump off because my flight is taking o...
rebellious slimy forum therapy
  06/22/18
I want to thank everyone for a job well done this weekend. ...
rebellious slimy forum therapy
  06/25/18
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Diverse judgmental whorehouse preventive strike
  05/23/25
i'm renting out some servers in the utah desert. dropbox awa...
Flickering Kitchen Electric Furnace
  06/22/18
There’s a lot of hair on this deal, buddy. Lotta hair. We’re...
elite drunken reading party psychic
  06/22/18
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Impertinent office
  06/25/18
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cruel-hearted senate
  10/05/18
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Well-lubricated Light National
  05/23/25
I have AT&T 1G fiber, so it's pretty good. But the c...
hyperactive rigpig
  05/23/25
40 Mbps at home.
Cocky fiercely-loyal principal's office
  05/23/25


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Date: June 22nd, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Curious fear-inspiring trust fund gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36289245)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: bearded mediation windowlicker

Ljl fuck you I quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36289259)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:39 AM
Author: Curious fear-inspiring trust fund gas station

CR friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36289361)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: bearded mediation windowlicker

Is what I though before saying "Thank, no weekend plans, happy to be in early Saturday, how do cronuts from Dominique Ansel sound :)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36289376)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Curious fear-inspiring trust fund gas station

Thx for your hard work on this. I'll be out of town that weekend so I won't see you in the office, but feel free to call if you hit any roadblocks. Cell service is spotty in the Rockies but I'll try to return your call within a few hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36290364)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: bearded mediation windowlicker

Fuck you i quit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36290443)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: rebellious slimy forum therapy

Unfortunately, as you're no doubt aware from having read the entrance paperwork, you've entered into a binding, comprehensive whole-life agreement with the Firm and its extended corporate network embedded throughout society. Your informed consent to joining this institution is a matter of clear record. And you of course care about the well-being of your wife, Linda, Age 42, current location: 416 Pine St. (teaching adjunct, St. Elmo's Elementary, M-R, Classroom 12) and your daughter Lauren, Age 7, current location: 14th & Main (1st grade, Pfizer Academy for the Troubled, M-F, Boarding Room A).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36290475)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: bearded mediation windowlicker

Is my wife linda fucking 11 year old chad students in this situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36294341)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Diverse judgmental whorehouse preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#48956363)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: shimmering resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36290245)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36289363)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: low-t vermilion hall brethren

client called on Wednesday morning, partner sends you this at 4:15 Friday afternoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36289364)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: Abusive Glittery Theater Stage

I do this to ppl and it makes me feel like a dick. truth is i end up poasting instead of taking the time to write an email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36289370)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: passionate tripping haunted graveyard pocket flask

More like, client lazily-works on item all week. Doesnt finish. Kicks it to outside counsel Friday at 5 PM and asks for it to be done by Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36290374)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:42 AM
Author: Abusive Glittery Theater Stage

tbf, I haven't actually heard bandwidth used in a long while. what's your CAPACITY is the new term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36289365)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:49 AM
Author: bearded mediation windowlicker

I hear both used often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36289380)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: citrine factory reset button cruise ship

20 MHz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36289374)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: rebellious slimy forum therapy

Let's rock and roll. Shoot it over to me; I'm going to call an all-hands for 9 p.m. Eastern which I'll scope for an hour, but then let's do a closed group debrief call at 10 p.m. Eastern with team leads. This is a real fire drill gentlemen--we're going to need to step up, lock this down, and knock it out of the park. I want everyone fully wired in here. I want to hear screaming, bleeding, crying all weekend from each office, blazing lights golden glory against the darkness, my little fireflies, each of you dotting the 47th, 48th, 49th floor of the firm Saturday night, early Sunday morning, Sunday night, early Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36290231)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: 180 partner

Good God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36290274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: citrine factory reset button cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36294066)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Curious fear-inspiring trust fund gas station

Fifty lawyers, in phalanx formation, shout "WILL DO!" before breaking and sliding down firepoles and chutes and slides and ropes to their respective billing stations.

One month later, the client receives a bill for $72,852.20 for "Review and revise Letter of Intent."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36290395)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: rebellious slimy forum therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36290438)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: rebellious slimy forum therapy

(pls move decimal one to right thank)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36290492)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: lake gaped garrison crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36294349)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:25 PM
Author: rebellious slimy forum therapy

Guys, sorry, I had to jump off because my flight is taking off in a few minutes. I think it makes sense to reconvene at 1130 pm Eastern—we can tie this discussion up; that should also give everyone a few hours to get started on their various assignments so we can get a sense of whether we’re tilling fertile ground or not with this strategy.

John, please send around a dial-in.

Talk in a few. Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36294063)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: rebellious slimy forum therapy

I want to thank everyone for a job well done this weekend. I just heard back from the client and they are more than pleased. It's a testament to the quality of the team and the capacity of the firm that we are able to so readily answer the bell and come to the mat for our clients, at all hours, across all geographies, under such trying circumstances.

Everyone hit the showers. John and I will join you in a few.

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36308682)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Diverse judgmental whorehouse preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#48956287)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Flickering Kitchen Electric Furnace

i'm renting out some servers in the utah desert. dropbox away!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36290241)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: elite drunken reading party psychic

There’s a lot of hair on this deal, buddy. Lotta hair. We’re going to have to bring our A-game on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36294172)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Impertinent office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36308689)



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Date: October 5th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: cruel-hearted senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#36964372)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Light National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#48956294)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: hyperactive rigpig

I have AT&T 1G fiber, so it's pretty good.

But the client can go fuck himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#48956296)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Cocky fiercely-loyal principal's office

40 Mbps at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2:#48956365)