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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
Dashing hairy legs
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
Trip garrison striped hyena
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
zippy kitty
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
Dashing hairy legs
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
submissive ratface mood
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
Dashing hairy legs
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
submissive ratface mood
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
Dashing hairy legs
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
submissive ratface mood
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
mind-boggling zombie-like french chef
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
zippy kitty
  08/09/18
Dachshund
Dashing hairy legs
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
zippy kitty
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
Maize filthy fortuitous meteor
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
Dashing hairy legs
  08/09/18
Same.
demanding cocky reading party doctorate
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
Yellow sadistic azn stead
  08/09/18
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Cracking Nighttime Theater Stage
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
Slippery Infuriating Useless Brakes
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
Dashing hairy legs
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
Slippery Infuriating Useless Brakes
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
Painfully Honest Doobsian Rigpig
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
pearly stain
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
Cracking Nighttime Theater Stage
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
flickering pisswyrm
  08/09/18
...
Vibrant stock car
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
Galvanic den mexican
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Cerise frisky sneaky criminal selfie
  08/09/18
...
Vibrant stock car
  08/09/18
Cr
crusty pit
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
Galvanic den mexican
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
Soul-stirring Patrolman Rehab
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
demanding cocky reading party doctorate
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
Snowy forum trust fund
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
heady indecent filthpig
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Topaz odious cuckoldry
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
Mewling erotic community account
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
curious silver shitlib abode
  08/09/18
Sick
Dashing hairy legs
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
fragrant kitchen feces
  08/09/18
...
Aggressive misanthropic windowlicker shrine
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
Territorial milk black woman
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
Soul-stirring Patrolman Rehab
  08/09/18
...
wonderful honey-headed cruise ship scourge upon the earth
  08/09/18
...
Cobalt crackhouse
  08/09/18
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mauve chad travel guidebook
  03/15/25
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self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
Crimson Piazza Yarmulke
  08/09/18
...
startling stage laser beams
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
Galvanic den mexican
  08/09/18
interesting
Cobalt crackhouse
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
Dashing hairy legs
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Tantric new version
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
flickering pisswyrm
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Dashing hairy legs

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Trip garrison striped hyena

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: zippy kitty

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Dashing hairy legs

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: submissive ratface mood

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Dashing hairy legs

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: submissive ratface mood

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Dashing hairy legs

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: submissive ratface mood

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: mind-boggling zombie-like french chef

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: zippy kitty

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Dashing hairy legs

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: zippy kitty

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Maize filthy fortuitous meteor

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: Dashing hairy legs

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: demanding cocky reading party doctorate

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Yellow sadistic azn stead

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Cracking Nighttime Theater Stage



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Slippery Infuriating Useless Brakes

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Dashing hairy legs

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Slippery Infuriating Useless Brakes

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Doobsian Rigpig

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: pearly stain

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Cracking Nighttime Theater Stage

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: flickering pisswyrm

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Vibrant stock car



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Galvanic den mexican

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Cerise frisky sneaky criminal selfie

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Vibrant stock car



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: crusty pit

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Galvanic den mexican

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Patrolman Rehab

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: demanding cocky reading party doctorate

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Snowy forum trust fund

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: heady indecent filthpig

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Topaz odious cuckoldry

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Mewling erotic community account

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: curious silver shitlib abode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Dashing hairy legs

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: fragrant kitchen feces

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Aggressive misanthropic windowlicker shrine



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Territorial milk black woman

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Patrolman Rehab

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: wonderful honey-headed cruise ship scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Cobalt crackhouse



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: mauve chad travel guidebook



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Crimson Piazza Yarmulke

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: startling stage laser beams



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Galvanic den mexican

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Cobalt crackhouse

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Dashing hairy legs

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Tantric new version

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: flickering pisswyrm

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#49446165)