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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
blathering razzmatazz mediation
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Khaki Theatre Dingle Berry
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
galvanic seedy circlehead theater stage
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
blathering razzmatazz mediation
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Khaki Theatre Dingle Berry
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
blathering razzmatazz mediation
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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Supple Headpube
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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Kink-friendly Jewess Therapy
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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maize set
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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gaped whorehouse
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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gaped whorehouse
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
blathering razzmatazz mediation
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
galvanic seedy circlehead theater stage
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
gaped whorehouse
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
blathering razzmatazz mediation
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
gaped whorehouse
  08/20/18
You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
blathering razzmatazz mediation
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
gaped whorehouse
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
blathering razzmatazz mediation
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
gaped whorehouse
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
blathering razzmatazz mediation
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
gaped whorehouse
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
blathering razzmatazz mediation
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
blathering razzmatazz mediation
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
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frozen library
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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blathering razzmatazz mediation
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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Stimulating claret abode
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
appetizing temple cuck
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Lime piazza
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
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lol johnsmeyer
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This needs a vocaroo
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  08/21/18
Coincidence that crows are black?
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Lawman8 weeping
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
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historically important thread
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: blathering razzmatazz mediation

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Khaki Theatre Dingle Berry



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: galvanic seedy circlehead theater stage

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: blathering razzmatazz mediation

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Khaki Theatre Dingle Berry

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: blathering razzmatazz mediation

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: adventurous bisexual lay

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Well-lubricated hell friendly grandma

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: lascivious faggotry legal warrant



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: impressive location background story



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: spectacular insanely creepy stage alpha



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Supple Headpube



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Beady-eyed forum keepsake machete

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: maize set



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Love Of Her Life Rehab



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: maize set



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Boyish confused double fault

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: lascivious faggotry legal warrant



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Jewess Therapy



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: blathering razzmatazz mediation

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: maize set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Racy site factory reset button

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: aromatic queen of the night



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: impressive location background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: gaped whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: blathering razzmatazz mediation

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: gaped whorehouse



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: blathering razzmatazz mediation

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: galvanic seedy circlehead theater stage

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: gaped whorehouse

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: blathering razzmatazz mediation

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: gaped whorehouse

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: blathering razzmatazz mediation

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: gaped whorehouse

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: blathering razzmatazz mediation

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: gaped whorehouse

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: blathering razzmatazz mediation

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: gaped whorehouse

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: blathering razzmatazz mediation

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: blathering razzmatazz mediation

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: frozen library

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: frozen library



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Frisky Regret Death Wish

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: blathering razzmatazz mediation



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Chartreuse chapel hissy fit

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Stimulating claret abode



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: appetizing temple cuck

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Hairraiser Nubile Jap Bawdyhouse

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Lime piazza



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Stimulating claret abode

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: buck-toothed indigo base hominid

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: Beady-eyed forum keepsake machete

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Well-lubricated hell friendly grandma

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: violent bearded philosopher-king trust fund

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: gaped whorehouse



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: blathering razzmatazz mediation

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Frisky Regret Death Wish

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Angry concupiscible travel guidebook national



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: blathering razzmatazz mediation

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2:#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: tantric cream quadroon



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