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watching Enter the Dragon w my kid. He fuckin loves it.

bruce lee just pulled out numchucks.
Irate knife
  02/16/19
is "enter the dragon" euphemism for something else...
chestnut vibrant halford
  02/16/19
dont encourage him
garnet doobsian spot juggernaut
  02/16/19
I keep telling him Bruce Lee I s 180. He agrees.
Irate knife
  02/16/19
you named your penis "bruce lee"? wtf...
chestnut vibrant halford
  02/16/19
...
pearly puppy voyeur
  02/16/19
The worst UFC fighter at Bruce Lee's weight would fuck him u...
salmon razzmatazz garrison international law enforcement agency
  02/16/19
when i learned that bruce lee was 145lb i realized it was al...
chestnut vibrant halford
  02/16/19
...
salmon razzmatazz garrison international law enforcement agency
  02/16/19
Bullshit. He was strong as fuck. Look at the first pic: h...
Provocative fanboi
  02/16/19
pretty sure he was flaming. Bruce Lee would kill most people...
salmon razzmatazz garrison international law enforcement agency
  02/16/19
Do you mean pro UFC fighters or just anyone who trains in UF...
Provocative fanboi
  02/16/19
bruce lee trained in kung fu, the only martial art that was ...
chestnut vibrant halford
  02/16/19
Bullshit. Your boy Conor Macgregor is basically running an o...
Provocative fanboi
  02/16/19
Anyone in the UFC. MMA is an interesting phenomenon bec...
salmon razzmatazz garrison international law enforcement agency
  02/16/19
TY. So if Bruce Lee was coming up in the game today he'd pro...
Provocative fanboi
  02/16/19
I think if he trained properly from a young enough age he'd ...
salmon razzmatazz garrison international law enforcement agency
  02/16/19
great write-up. you have talent.
chestnut vibrant halford
  02/16/19
thanks
salmon razzmatazz garrison international law enforcement agency
  02/16/19
...
which is what makes time travel possible
  11/11/25
hes holding up another 'man' that likely weights 120lb at mo...
chestnut vibrant halford
  02/16/19
https://allthatsinteresting.com/bruce-lee-photos#5 thats ...
chestnut vibrant halford
  02/16/19
I said “you want more food bro?” (I grilled stea...
Irate knife
  02/16/19
stop smoking weed and interacting with your kid. thats child...
chestnut vibrant halford
  02/16/19
"and we would only call me 'bro'. it was like he wouldn...
fragrant preventive strike
  02/16/19
more like (sp jr to district attorney in 5 years)
Azure hissy fit
  02/16/19
You are so fucking odd, dude
Mind-boggling High-end Hall Kitty
  02/16/19
nah this is the kind of gay shit parents talk about their ki...
salmon razzmatazz garrison international law enforcement agency
  02/16/19
Fair
Irate knife
  02/16/19
ty
salmon razzmatazz garrison international law enforcement agency
  02/16/19
Circumstances of my disability bro. Surprised u aren’t...
Irate knife
  02/16/19
really fucking weird how you never call him “son&rdquo...
charismatic scarlet address
  02/16/19
...
fragrant preventive strike
  02/16/19
Also odd he rapes him. And sick!
dead rambunctious idiot
  02/17/19
lol spaceporn
Black Cheese-eating Set Giraffe
  11/24/23


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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:00 PM
Author: Irate knife

bruce lee just pulled out numchucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793719)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:05 PM
Author: chestnut vibrant halford

is "enter the dragon" euphemism for something else?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793742)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:07 PM
Author: garnet doobsian spot juggernaut

dont encourage him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793748)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:12 PM
Author: Irate knife

I keep telling him Bruce Lee I s 180. He agrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793775)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:15 PM
Author: chestnut vibrant halford

you named your penis "bruce lee"? wtf...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793789)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:24 PM
Author: pearly puppy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793838)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:16 PM
Author: salmon razzmatazz garrison international law enforcement agency

The worst UFC fighter at Bruce Lee's weight would fuck him up if he were alive. However, Bruce Lee's raw athletic ability (speed, timing, reactions) was off the charts. If he had trained MMA, he'd've been elite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793796)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:22 PM
Author: chestnut vibrant halford

when i learned that bruce lee was 145lb i realized it was all a lie, he couldnt beat anybody. he would get his ass beat by most grown men who arent chinese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793828)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:25 PM
Author: salmon razzmatazz garrison international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793847)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: Provocative fanboi

Bullshit. He was strong as fuck. Look at the first pic:

https://allthatsinteresting.com/bruce-lee-photos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793862)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:28 PM
Author: salmon razzmatazz garrison international law enforcement agency

pretty sure he was flaming. Bruce Lee would kill most people.

But I stand by what I said about UFC fighters fucking him up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793869)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:30 PM
Author: Provocative fanboi

Do you mean pro UFC fighters or just anyone who trains in UFC?

I'm pretty sure the real Bruce Lee story includes a bunch of years that was basically UFC streetfighting with no cameras. Don't UFC fighters also use techniques that he came up with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793882)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:31 PM
Author: chestnut vibrant halford

bruce lee trained in kung fu, the only martial art that was proved not to work at all in the ufc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793889)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:39 PM
Author: Provocative fanboi

Bullshit. Your boy Conor Macgregor is basically running an open source JKD platform

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793960)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:38 PM
Author: salmon razzmatazz garrison international law enforcement agency

Anyone in the UFC.

MMA is an interesting phenomenon because basically what we discovered at the beginning of the UFC (which was early 90s) is that all these black belts from the orient would actually get their shit pushed in by elite BJJ practitioners or Olympic/D1 wrestlers. That wasn't the end of it, though. Wrestlers and BJJ masters had holes of their own, and sometimes BJJ masters got knocked out by boxers/kickboxers and wrestlers didn't know how to finish fights. As a result people learned to fix their weaknesses and become at least competent in everything.

Most people these days don't have any "holes" in their game relative to fighters back then, only relative to other current fighters. People used to only practice one style of martial art and were largely one-dimensional. Fighting was actually pretty stagnant for hundreds of years. That's changed, and the fight game has evolved rapidly in only 25 years simply due to exposure to so many different styles. A UFC fighter now would thrash just about anyone (at their weight) from before the 90s.

"I'm pretty sure the real Bruce Lee story includes a bunch of years that was basically UFC streetfighting with no cameras. Don't UFC fighters also use techniques that he came up with?"

No, it was just street fighting. To credit Bruce Lee, his philosophy sort of inspired MMA. His martial art "Jeet Kune Do" practiced the mantra "Take all that is useful, discard all that is not". Which is essentially what MMA is......take useful shit from any discipline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793952)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:41 PM
Author: Provocative fanboi

TY. So if Bruce Lee was coming up in the game today he'd probably wreck shit, no? Not really fair to compare him to people who had the advantage of the last 30 years of h2h combat knowledge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793969)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:44 PM
Author: salmon razzmatazz garrison international law enforcement agency

I think if he trained properly from a young enough age he'd be elite. His athletic talent (timing, speed, strength-to-weight ratio) was off the charts.

He also had an open-mind and would be willing to learn wrestling and other shit that was necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37794001)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: chestnut vibrant halford

great write-up. you have talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37794023)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 8:01 PM
Author: salmon razzmatazz garrison international law enforcement agency

thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37794070)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 12:35 AM
Author: which is what makes time travel possible



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#49419496)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:29 PM
Author: chestnut vibrant halford

hes holding up another 'man' that likely weights 120lb at most, and has a 3 inch penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793879)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:30 PM
Author: chestnut vibrant halford

https://allthatsinteresting.com/bruce-lee-photos#5

thats a twink. he got you all fooled. its called acting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793885)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:24 PM
Author: Irate knife

I said “you want more food bro?” (I grilled steak and had some left over) and he said “nah but maybe some chips and salsa dad?” And I said “u like chips and salsa’?” And he said “u didn’t know that about me dad?” And I said “well okay’. When a man wants chips and salsa you give him chips and salsa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793837)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:25 PM
Author: chestnut vibrant halford

stop smoking weed and interacting with your kid. thats child abuse, dummy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793844)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: fragrant preventive strike

"and we would only call me 'bro'. it was like he wouldnt even play the role of my dad" (sp jr to therapist in 15 years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793907)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:51 PM
Author: Azure hissy fit

more like (sp jr to district attorney in 5 years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37794027)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling High-end Hall Kitty

You are so fucking odd, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793949)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:42 PM
Author: salmon razzmatazz garrison international law enforcement agency

nah this is the kind of gay shit parents talk about their kids saying. they're endlessly fascinated with their own shit-offspring and feel the need to regale us with banal anecdotes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793977)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:43 PM
Author: Irate knife

Fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793998)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:46 PM
Author: salmon razzmatazz garrison international law enforcement agency

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37794014)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:43 PM
Author: Irate knife

Circumstances of my disability bro. Surprised u aren’t clearer thinking on the subject.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37793991)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:49 PM
Author: charismatic scarlet address

really fucking weird how you never call him “son”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37794021)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 8:14 PM
Author: fragrant preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37794128)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 4:04 AM
Author: dead rambunctious idiot

Also odd he rapes him. And sick!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#37795565)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:29 PM
Author: Black Cheese-eating Set Giraffe

lol spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2:#47095328)