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  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
painfully honest dilemma
  12/20/20
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Angry Market Haunted Graveyard
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LJL @ poors
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  08/21/19
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unholy galvanic pistol
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
shivering bronze elastic band
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Violet idiotic ceo
  08/21/19
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Arousing Chapel
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
black kitchen multi-billionaire
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
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  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Violet idiotic ceo
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emergency money
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mahogany potus associate
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You’re poor
beta set
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This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
know-it-all chrome dog poop therapy
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Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Talking Wrinkle Point
  09/01/19
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Diverse becky
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
shivering bronze elastic band
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
know-it-all chrome dog poop therapy
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How poor are you fuckers?
Arousing Chapel
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As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
know-it-all chrome dog poop therapy
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Histrionic home
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
know-it-all chrome dog poop therapy
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Hairraiser deep place of business
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
know-it-all chrome dog poop therapy
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Out-of-control hell cumskin
  09/10/21
great thread
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https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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Angry Market Haunted Graveyard
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i love men
Irradiated Bull Headed Stag Film
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  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
know-it-all chrome dog poop therapy
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Talking Wrinkle Point
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
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Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
comical orchestra pit
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
know-it-all chrome dog poop therapy
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The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
know-it-all chrome dog poop therapy
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: know-it-all chrome dog poop therapy



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: know-it-all chrome dog poop therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: know-it-all chrome dog poop therapy

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: painfully honest dilemma

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Angry Market Haunted Graveyard



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: vigorous tan menage headpube

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: unholy galvanic pistol



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: shivering bronze elastic band

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Violet idiotic ceo

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Arousing Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: black kitchen multi-billionaire

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: vigorous tan menage headpube

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Violet idiotic ceo

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: vigorous tan menage headpube

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Diverse becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: mahogany potus associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: mahogany potus associate



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: beta set

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: know-it-all chrome dog poop therapy

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Talking Wrinkle Point

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Diverse becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: shivering bronze elastic band

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: know-it-all chrome dog poop therapy

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Arousing Chapel

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: know-it-all chrome dog poop therapy

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Histrionic home

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: know-it-all chrome dog poop therapy

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser deep place of business

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: know-it-all chrome dog poop therapy

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Out-of-control hell cumskin

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Irradiated Bull Headed Stag Film

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: know-it-all chrome dog poop therapy

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: know-it-all chrome dog poop therapy

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Angry Market Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Irradiated Bull Headed Stag Film

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: know-it-all chrome dog poop therapy

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: know-it-all chrome dog poop therapy

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Talking Wrinkle Point

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: know-it-all chrome dog poop therapy

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: comical orchestra pit

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: know-it-all chrome dog poop therapy

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: know-it-all chrome dog poop therapy

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: know-it-all chrome dog poop therapy

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#49264493)