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Shitlib writes essay about teaching 12 y/o son to jerk off
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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:35 PM Author: Frum really tough guy school cafeteria https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-teenager-about-masturbation.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44348473) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM Author: glassy trip sex offender liquid oxygen https://compote.slate.com/images/a7a53809-dbbf-427f-99bc-5c01117aa761.jpeg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44348654) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:53 PM Author: razzmatazz flirting market background story (Bob Getty) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349612) |
Date: April 15th, 2022 7:38 PM Author: Gaped brethren “My son reached seventh grade last September. When he was full of questions about masturbation— When do people start doing it? How do you do it? What’s an orgasm like?—we phoned a longtime friend he calls his “uncle.” “If anyone knows about tween masturbation, it’s your uncle,” I told him. “He was obsessed, and did it all the time.”
On speaker phone, his uncle said that was indeed true. Then he answered my son’s questions and explained that it’s OK to feel all sorts of things while masturbating.”
The pedo “uncle” was probably jerking off the whole conversation |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:44 PM Author: Offensive base gunner "At 12, he’s yet to announce what kind of person excites him and said as much directly: “I’m not sure what turns me on.”
I reminded him of how two of his favorite TV characters, Maya from Pen15 and Andrew in Big Mouth, experience desire not just for other people, but in an abstract way too, with toys or even by fantasizing about a tomato, or a pillow, or themselves. " |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:01 PM Author: Gaped brethren I had to stop reading. It was pedo literotica. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44348629) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:05 PM Author: unholy painfully honest clown orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44348646) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:54 PM Author: cerise hairless lay pocket flask I don't see law enforcement not becoming involved. Kid's teachers and classmates and classmates' parents will read this. You could falsely accuse the dad of rape and prolly get a conviction if this is admissible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349331) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:47 PM Author: Tan slap-happy temple digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349571) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM Author: glassy trip sex offender liquid oxygen “I’m not sure what turns me on.”
Bull-fucking-shit. |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:57 PM Author: bearded genital piercing roast beef lmao @ the existence of some sex comedy show called Pen15 aimed at kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349338) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM Author: confused red chapel if the kid looks anything like his dad it will be a skill he needs https://images.app.goo.gl/V3JDeXjHoMPHvgZ5A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44348657) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:08 PM Author: Vigorous citrine gaping sneaky criminal gee i wonder why libs are so pissy about groomer memes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44348662) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:58 PM Author: Spruce puppy masturbator And if anyone can spot a pedo relative it’s…. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349637) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:08 PM Author: dashing rusted hall french chef Wtf libs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44348661) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:24 PM Author: Coral nighttime pervert dingle berry I’m not reading this but was the uncle spaceporn? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44348740) |
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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:44 PM Author: containment-escapee frontier model Uncle Spaceporn: "12? Aren't you a little old for this?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#50191504) |
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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:45 PM Author: Math Professors Anxious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#50191505) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:16 PM Author: massive racy trailer park not gonna read but I’d lol at libs if I wasn’t so scared they're trying to rape my kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349116) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:19 PM Author: Stirring police squad faggot firefighter You voted for this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349137) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:29 PM Author: Electric elastic band what kind of family dynamic is it where a son asks his dad so many questions about whacking off? if my dad ever broached the subject with me, i probably would have stabbed myself in the ear with a pencil. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349204) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:45 PM Author: cerise hairless lay pocket flask I was discussing this on xo years ago.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987879&forum_id=2#40527671 |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:33 PM Author: cerise hairless lay pocket flask This seems a little too inflammatory to have been published the way it was, when it was. Almost subversively so. I wonder if someone at Slate staged it by inducing this massive pedo fag to write his confession under the rubric of "I can get you published on Slate!" The pedo already has the article linked on his web site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349231) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:38 PM Author: cerise hairless lay pocket flask BRIAN GRESKO Brian Gresko is a widely published writer based in Brooklyn. He co-runs Pete’s Reading Series, Brooklyn’s longest-running literary venue
https://slate.com/author/brian-gresko
Ok so where is he widely published? It can't be Slate because there are no links there. |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:40 PM Author: cerise hairless lay pocket flask When I First Held You: 22 Critically Acclaimed Writers Talk About the Triumphs, Challenges, and Transformative Experience of Fatherhood https://www.amazon.com/dp/0425269248/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_J0PWF5YY0XRCED2SM0BC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349267) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:50 PM Author: cerise hairless lay pocket flask 94 comments, all negative. This is a fucking op (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349307) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:01 PM Author: Silver disrespectful psychic factory reset button never saw this coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349355) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:45 PM Author: Gaped brethren https://twitter.com/briangresko/status/972157782433595393?s=20&t=WOBZa69s1dcY1WS0RCQlgQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349563) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:59 PM Author: Spruce puppy masturbator This guy is a not real, he’s an AI output of the gay face analyzer and this article is a work (against America by satan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349643) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:01 PM Author: cerise hairless lay pocket flask Hypo: This is real, and you are this dood's lawyer. He didn't tell you before he did it. You just found out about it ITT.* . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
*this is not unlike working for the govt sometimes |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:03 PM Author: Spruce puppy masturbator I give him a version of this speech:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zz3PhWFhA3I
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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:03 PM Author: cerise hairless lay pocket flask Bad answer.
EDIT: That happens, but at a much later stage. Right now it's not your first priority. Also it's best if someone else delivers those lines, though you may be the one who writes them. |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:01 PM Author: Soul-stirring demanding legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349656) |
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Date: April 16th, 2022 8:04 PM Author: Gaped brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44353654) |
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Date: April 16th, 2022 10:18 PM Author: Spruce puppy masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44354295) |
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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:41 PM Author: Math Professors Anxious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#50191482) |