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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| zombie-like incel dilemma | 01/03/23 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: zombie-like incel dilemma One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: Multi-colored Light Office https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: zombie-like incel dilemma Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: diverse spruce space genital piercing 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: zombie-like incel dilemma Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: Insanely creepy rebellious crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: Chocolate effete set keepsake machete alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: 180 Resort anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: Multi-colored Light Office everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: 180 Resort so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: Multi-colored Light Office (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: 180 Resort It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: Multi-colored Light Office more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: Know-it-all racy parlour 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: Multi-colored Light Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: vigorous newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Insanely creepy rebellious crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Chocolate effete set keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: Territorial mother feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: boyish bat-shit-crazy principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: Cranking your hog at a Korn concert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: contagious misanthropic goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: apoplectic excitant box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: Multi-colored Light Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: Multi-colored Light Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Aromatic slippery corner boltzmann https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: Greedy Community Account SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: violent water buffalo preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: Laughsome patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: brass quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: transparent athletic conference dopamine The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: big area place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: contagious misanthropic goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: contagious misanthropic goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: contagious misanthropic goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: contagious misanthropic goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: contagious misanthropic goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: spectacular wine lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: contagious misanthropic goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: apoplectic excitant box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: contagious misanthropic goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Titillating coral theatre striped hyena Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: contagious misanthropic goyim QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: swashbuckling site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: Sapphire Ticket Booth National Security Agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: violent water buffalo preventive strike (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: Cranking your hog at a Korn concert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: Unholy soul-stirring immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: Unholy soul-stirring immigrant The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: Chocolate effete set keepsake machete it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Sapphire Ticket Booth National Security Agency when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: Chocolate effete set keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: violent water buffalo preventive strike (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#49213065) |