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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
Lascivious casino digit ratio
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Bronze factory reset button toaster
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
Lascivious casino digit ratio
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
beta light address candlestick maker
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
Lascivious casino digit ratio
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
passionate obsidian school cafeteria
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
beta light address candlestick maker
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
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  09/22/23
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Lascivious casino digit ratio
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
beta light address candlestick maker
  09/22/23
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supple dull toilet seat
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Milky heady property international law enforcement agency
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
Apoplectic boyish sound barrier garrison
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
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  09/22/23
Yes
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Lascivious casino digit ratio
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
sooty chad
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
Lascivious casino digit ratio
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
Adventurous federal telephone
  09/22/23
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Soul-stirring Legend Party Of The First Part
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
180 geriatric sandwich
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Nudist peach persian stage
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
Lascivious casino digit ratio
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
Cracking Ungodly Generalized Bond Tattoo
  09/22/23
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Lascivious casino digit ratio
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
Wonderful rigor
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
passionate obsidian school cafeteria
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
Lascivious casino digit ratio
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
Wonderful rigor
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
Lascivious casino digit ratio
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
Cracking Ungodly Generalized Bond Tattoo
  09/27/23
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Lascivious casino digit ratio
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Insane White Plaza Cuckold
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
Lascivious casino digit ratio
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Insane White Plaza Cuckold
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
Lascivious casino digit ratio
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Insane White Plaza Cuckold
  09/27/23
lol 😂
exhilarant autistic chapel
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
mildly autistic dead french chef
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
domesticated greedy yarmulke brethren
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
mildly autistic dead french chef
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
Lascivious casino digit ratio
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
Bateful weed whacker
  09/27/23
Ungh
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  10/02/23
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Lascivious casino digit ratio
  10/01/23
Yes
Cerebral Bisexual Affirmative Action
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Cordovan legal warrant
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: Lascivious casino digit ratio

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Bronze factory reset button toaster

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Lascivious casino digit ratio

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: beta light address candlestick maker

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: Lascivious casino digit ratio

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: passionate obsidian school cafeteria

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: beta light address candlestick maker

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: flushed institution trump supporter

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: Lascivious casino digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: beta light address candlestick maker

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: supple dull toilet seat



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Milky heady property international law enforcement agency

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Apoplectic boyish sound barrier garrison

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: magenta razzmatazz principal's office genital piercing

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Lascivious casino digit ratio

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: pearl mind-boggling crackhouse



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: rough-skinned station double fault



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Adventurous federal telephone



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: supple dull toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Adventurous federal telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Sable Rehab Headpube



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: erotic area son of senegal



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Lascivious casino digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: sooty chad

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Lascivious casino digit ratio

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Adventurous federal telephone

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Legend Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: 180 geriatric sandwich

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Nudist peach persian stage

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Lascivious casino digit ratio

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Cracking Ungodly Generalized Bond Tattoo

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Lascivious casino digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Wonderful rigor

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: passionate obsidian school cafeteria

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Lascivious casino digit ratio

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Wonderful rigor

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Lascivious casino digit ratio

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Cracking Ungodly Generalized Bond Tattoo

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: Lascivious casino digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Insane White Plaza Cuckold

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Lascivious casino digit ratio

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Insane White Plaza Cuckold

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: Lascivious casino digit ratio

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Insane White Plaza Cuckold

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: exhilarant autistic chapel

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: mildly autistic dead french chef

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: domesticated greedy yarmulke brethren

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: mildly autistic dead french chef

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Lascivious casino digit ratio

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Bateful weed whacker

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: motley unhinged church building

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Bateful weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: Lascivious casino digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Cerebral Bisexual Affirmative Action

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Cordovan legal warrant

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#49894111)