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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
Useless charismatic pozpig
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
violent insecure whorehouse preventive strike
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
fishy electric shrine
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
turquoise immigrant
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
fishy electric shrine
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
fishy electric shrine
  06/29/24
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Indecent Red Kitty Cat
  06/29/24
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Pea-brained exciting regret
  06/29/24
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razzmatazz umber locale halford
  06/29/24
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shaky chrome menage mad-dog skullcap
  06/29/24
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cerise bull headed range
  06/29/24
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Useless charismatic pozpig
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
Indecent Red Kitty Cat
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
infuriating stock car kitty
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
shimmering persian
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
Indecent Red Kitty Cat
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
shimmering persian
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
Indecent Red Kitty Cat
  06/29/24
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shimmering persian
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
sienna seedy public bath
  06/22/25
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Ruby awkward stag film travel guidebook
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
infuriating stock car kitty
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
up-to-no-good locus
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
shimmering persian
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
up-to-no-good locus
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
khaki theater pisswyrm
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
Pea-brained exciting regret
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
slap-happy curious gaping
  06/29/24
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coral comical striped hyena roommate
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
Multi-colored Incel Newt
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
Purple Heady People Who Are Hurt Dopamine
  06/29/24
Jfc
Big Chapel Coffee Pot
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
cerise bull headed range
  06/29/24
she did it again
Useless charismatic pozpig
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
Crystalline tanning salon milk
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
Ruby awkward stag film travel guidebook
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
violent insecure whorehouse preventive strike
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Useless charismatic pozpig

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: violent insecure whorehouse preventive strike

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: fishy electric shrine

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: turquoise immigrant

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: fishy electric shrine

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: fishy electric shrine

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Indecent Red Kitty Cat

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Pea-brained exciting regret

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: razzmatazz umber locale halford

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: shaky chrome menage mad-dog skullcap



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: cerise bull headed range



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Useless charismatic pozpig



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: Indecent Red Kitty Cat

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: infuriating stock car kitty

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: shimmering persian

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Indecent Red Kitty Cat

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: shimmering persian

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Indecent Red Kitty Cat

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: shimmering persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791898)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: sienna seedy public bath

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Ruby awkward stag film travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041096)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: infuriating stock car kitty

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: up-to-no-good locus

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: shimmering persian

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: up-to-no-good locus

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: khaki theater pisswyrm

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Pea-brained exciting regret

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: slap-happy curious gaping

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: coral comical striped hyena roommate



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: Multi-colored Incel Newt

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Purple Heady People Who Are Hurt Dopamine

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Big Chapel Coffee Pot

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: cerise bull headed range

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Useless charismatic pozpig

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Crystalline tanning salon milk

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Ruby awkward stag film travel guidebook

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: violent insecure whorehouse preventive strike

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041232)