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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
flesh cracking codepig
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
Ruddy forum crotch
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
khaki abode
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
Wonderful yarmulke address
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
khaki abode
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
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  06/29/24
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flesh cracking codepig
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
supple ladyboy garrison
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
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  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
Honey-headed Parlour Fortuitous Meteor
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
supple ladyboy garrison
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
Honey-headed Parlour Fortuitous Meteor
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
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  06/29/24
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Honey-headed Parlour Fortuitous Meteor
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
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  06/22/25
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trip know-it-all indian lodge
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
jade factory reset button
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
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  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
Honey-headed Parlour Fortuitous Meteor
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
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  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
Thriller Harsh Half-breed Set
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
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  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
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  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
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  06/29/24
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she did it again
flesh cracking codepig
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
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  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
trip know-it-all indian lodge
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
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  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: flesh cracking codepig

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Ruddy forum crotch

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: khaki abode

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: Wonderful yarmulke address

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: khaki abode

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: khaki abode

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: supple ladyboy garrison

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: ebony elite tanning salon ape

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: crystalline doctorate stag film

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: painfully honest cumskin



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: chrome exciting area tattoo



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: flesh cracking codepig



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: supple ladyboy garrison

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: jade factory reset button

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Honey-headed Parlour Fortuitous Meteor

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: supple ladyboy garrison

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Honey-headed Parlour Fortuitous Meteor

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: supple ladyboy garrison

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Honey-headed Parlour Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: mildly autistic electric furnace

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: trip know-it-all indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041096)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: jade factory reset button

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: Deep rose national security agency parlor

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Honey-headed Parlour Fortuitous Meteor

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Deep rose national security agency parlor

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Thriller Harsh Half-breed Set

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: ebony elite tanning salon ape

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: flatulent bat shit crazy brethren principal's office

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Razzle blue place of business



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: Offensive rehab toilet seat

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: frisky peach public bath

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: adulterous autistic fanboi telephone

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: chrome exciting area tattoo

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: flesh cracking codepig

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: diverse aqua faggotry

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: trip know-it-all indian lodge

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Ruddy forum crotch

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041232)