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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
Vivacious Halford
  07/19/24
I live like this now
Emerald Narrow-minded Circlehead
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Wonderful Maniacal Windowlicker Faggot Firefighter
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loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it w...
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  07/19/24
This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Pr...
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Cream violent chad
  07/19/24
*in the next week
Vivacious Halford
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Gold home crotch
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libs maf!
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Mauve really tough guy legend
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Cyan shaky whorehouse
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NM is back
Mewling antidepressant drug
  07/19/24
God I hope so
Gold home crotch
  07/19/24
His love is with us always, brother.
Vivacious Halford
  07/19/24
He poasted yesterday iirc
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Thirsty soul-stirring meetinghouse
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mrx sunburst
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Mewling antidepressant drug
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Pics?
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Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Vivacious Halford

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: Emerald Narrow-minded Circlehead

I live like this now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866513)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Bearded snowy cruise ship legal warrant



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Wonderful Maniacal Windowlicker Faggot Firefighter

180

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: learning disabled passionate macaca



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: laughsome umber school cafeteria



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling hilarious forum private investor

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Mauve really tough guy legend

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Cream violent chad



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Vivacious Halford

*in the next week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47874025)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Gold home crotch



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Nudist university

libs maf!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47867901)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: Mint galvanic stage



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: hairless impressive resort electric furnace



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: dark feces

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Cream violent chad

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cheese-eating Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866530)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Nudist university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Thirsty soul-stirring meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866545)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Mauve really tough guy legend



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Cyan shaky whorehouse



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Mewling antidepressant drug

NM is back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866565)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Gold home crotch

God I hope so

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Vivacious Halford

His love is with us always, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866750)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Cream violent chad

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: White theater stage mood



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Vivacious Halford



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: irate point



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Infuriating Diverse Address Haunted Graveyard



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: carnelian pistol



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Sooty cuckoldry



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: Transparent brunch ratface



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: pale property



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: thriller site friendly grandma



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Cream violent chad



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Carpathian man, US Citizen



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Nudist university



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Thirsty soul-stirring meetinghouse



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Thirsty soul-stirring meetinghouse

mrx sunburst

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Mewling antidepressant drug



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: Charismatic Ticket Booth

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47868535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Mewling antidepressant drug



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Dun dashing skinny woman jap



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: carnelian pistol



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: carnelian pistol



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Talented tanning salon international law enforcement agency



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Histrionic filthy personal credit line theater



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: black mischievous indian lodge famous landscape painting

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Cream violent chad

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47868115)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: Alcoholic vigorous location philosopher-king



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: Charismatic Ticket Booth

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cheese-eating Public Bath

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47868618)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Vivacious Halford



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Cream violent chad



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Vivacious Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47874024)