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uncle called out my toupee at sunday dinner

i tried to brush him off, but he'd been drinking a lot of wi...
Mewling laughsome headpube orchestra pit
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Heady opaque sanctuary
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the whole point is that i dont want anybody to know lol
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Heady opaque sanctuary
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man, i wish i could be that brave
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Heady opaque sanctuary
  08/25/24
let me just assure you that my system is VERY good
Mewling laughsome headpube orchestra pit
  08/25/24
i can hear my grandmother crying in the kitchen about the sa...
Mewling laughsome headpube orchestra pit
  08/25/24
she's crying about your hair
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vacuum just started up. i guess they have to get the pumpkin...
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vengeful garrison
  09/21/24
imagined this as a skit from I Think You Should Leave
Orange appetizing mad cow disease crotch
  08/25/24
unfortunately, this is my life
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Heady opaque sanctuary
  08/25/24
exactly
Mewling laughsome headpube orchestra pit
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I'm totally bald and everyone knows it. I haven't experienc...
swollen bawdyhouse community account
  08/25/24
get a system
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  08/25/24
It's too late for me
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rude!
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Omg im fucking dying right now 🤣🤣🤣
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Benzo, you had pretty nice hair in the pic i saw of you
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Date: August 25th, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: Mewling laughsome headpube orchestra pit

i tried to brush him off, but he'd been drinking a lot of wine and was kinda ornery. so he just kept hammering at me, even when other people tried to steer the conversation to other topics. finally i got pissed and yelled "THIS IS MY FUCKING HAIR". he got up and tried to get me in a headlock so he could rip off my toupee. i was twisting and jerking like a chicken and ended up kicking over a bowl of salad near the edge of the table. just as i was wriggling free he got his nails under the mesh a little bit in the front and pulled the toupee up a bit. i yelled "MY EYE" and covered my eye with two hands, so that they also covered the ripped part of the hairline. then i ran to the bathroom. poasting from there now. i don't think anybody noticed the rip in the melee.

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Date: August 25th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Heady opaque sanctuary



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Date: August 25th, 2024 6:53 PM
Author: Mewling laughsome headpube orchestra pit

the whole point is that i dont want anybody to know lol

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Date: August 25th, 2024 6:59 PM
Author: Heady opaque sanctuary



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Date: August 25th, 2024 6:59 PM
Author: Mewling laughsome headpube orchestra pit

man, i wish i could be that brave

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Date: August 25th, 2024 7:01 PM
Author: Heady opaque sanctuary



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Date: August 25th, 2024 7:34 PM
Author: Mewling laughsome headpube orchestra pit

let me just assure you that my system is VERY good

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Date: August 25th, 2024 6:53 PM
Author: Mewling laughsome headpube orchestra pit

i can hear my grandmother crying in the kitchen about the salad :(

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Date: August 26th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Crystalline frozen windowlicker philosopher-king

she's crying about your hair

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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: vengeful garrison



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Heady opaque sanctuary



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Date: August 25th, 2024 6:58 PM
Author: Mewling laughsome headpube orchestra pit

vacuum just started up. i guess they have to get the pumpkin seeds from the salad out of the carpet

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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: vengeful garrison



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Date: August 25th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Orange appetizing mad cow disease crotch

imagined this as a skit from I Think You Should Leave

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Date: August 25th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Mewling laughsome headpube orchestra pit

unfortunately, this is my life

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Date: August 25th, 2024 8:35 PM
Author: Heady opaque sanctuary



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Date: August 25th, 2024 9:37 PM
Author: Mewling laughsome headpube orchestra pit

exactly

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Date: August 25th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: swollen bawdyhouse community account

I'm totally bald and everyone knows it. I haven't experienced anything but contempt from other people in years

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Date: August 25th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Mewling laughsome headpube orchestra pit

get a system

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Date: August 25th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: swollen bawdyhouse community account

It's too late for me

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Date: August 25th, 2024 10:06 PM
Author: rambunctious space mediation

rude!

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Date: August 26th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Mewling laughsome headpube orchestra pit



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Date: August 26th, 2024 11:35 AM
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Date: August 26th, 2024 11:36 AM
Author: histrionic claret stead



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Date: September 4th, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Mewling laughsome headpube orchestra pit



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:53 PM
Author: Mewling laughsome headpube orchestra pit



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: vengeful garrison

Omg im fucking dying right now

🤣🤣🤣

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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:15 PM
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: vengeful garrison

Benzo, you had pretty nice hair in the pic i saw of you

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 12:44 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2024 7:42 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: Arrogant fighting shitlib stag film



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Date: October 18th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: Mewling laughsome headpube orchestra pit



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: Mewling laughsome headpube orchestra pit



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