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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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Chartreuse Soul-stirring Principal's Office Pervert
  09/18/24
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purple blood rage
  09/18/24
"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
purple blood rage
  09/18/24
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Chartreuse Soul-stirring Principal's Office Pervert
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
Slap-happy nursing home yarmulke
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Maniacal Contagious House
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khaki excitant volcanic crater
  09/18/24
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Carmine Stain
  09/18/24
“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
Chartreuse Soul-stirring Principal's Office Pervert
  09/18/24
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Hairraiser partner heaven
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
scarlet laser beams ape
  09/18/24
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Mauve University Digit Ratio
  09/19/24
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outnumbered ticket booth
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
milky impertinent home
  09/18/24
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spectacular stage
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
chestnut box office
  09/18/24
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milky impertinent home
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
aphrodisiac lay
  09/18/24
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outnumbered ticket booth
  09/18/24
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maize razzle-dazzle base dopamine
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
Violent mother site
  09/18/24
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Chartreuse Soul-stirring Principal's Office Pervert
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
Chartreuse Soul-stirring Principal's Office Pervert
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
Chartreuse Soul-stirring Principal's Office Pervert
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
Copper Fear-inspiring Psychic
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
Copper Fear-inspiring Psychic
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed
  09/18/24
another type of solution
Copper Fear-inspiring Psychic
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
Chartreuse Soul-stirring Principal's Office Pervert
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
Gay School Cafeteria Death Wish
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
Mind-boggling well-lubricated native pocket flask
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
Chartreuse Soul-stirring Principal's Office Pervert
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
Violent mother site
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
Violent mother site
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
Chartreuse Soul-stirring Principal's Office Pervert
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
Violent mother site
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
Chartreuse Soul-stirring Principal's Office Pervert
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
Chartreuse Soul-stirring Principal's Office Pervert
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed
  09/19/24
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Violent mother site
  09/19/24
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
  10/10/25


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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Chartreuse Soul-stirring Principal's Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103439)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: purple blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: purple blood rage

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Chartreuse Soul-stirring Principal's Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Slap-happy nursing home yarmulke

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Maniacal Contagious House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: khaki excitant volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Carmine Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103859)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Chartreuse Soul-stirring Principal's Office Pervert

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser partner heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: scarlet laser beams ape

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: Mauve University Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: outnumbered ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: milky impertinent home

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: spectacular stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: chestnut box office

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: milky impertinent home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac lay

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: outnumbered ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: maize razzle-dazzle base dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Violent mother site

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Chartreuse Soul-stirring Principal's Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Chartreuse Soul-stirring Principal's Office Pervert

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Chartreuse Soul-stirring Principal's Office Pervert

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Copper Fear-inspiring Psychic

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Copper Fear-inspiring Psychic

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Copper Fear-inspiring Psychic

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Chartreuse Soul-stirring Principal's Office Pervert

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Gay School Cafeteria Death Wish

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: Mind-boggling well-lubricated native pocket flask

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Chartreuse Soul-stirring Principal's Office Pervert

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Violent mother site

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Violent mother site

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Chartreuse Soul-stirring Principal's Office Pervert

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Violent mother site

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Chartreuse Soul-stirring Principal's Office Pervert

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Chartreuse Soul-stirring Principal's Office Pervert

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: concupiscible meetinghouse half-breed

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Violent mother site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#49340186)