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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
learning disabled public bath
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
Canary sadistic potus
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
learning disabled public bath
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
Canary sadistic potus
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
Lake associate
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
trip cruise ship
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
learning disabled public bath
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
excitant preventive strike stead
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
Mentally impaired abusive area shitlib
  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
Aphrodisiac genital piercing giraffe
  09/18/24
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Vigorous Pit Roast Beef
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
Plum nursing home
  09/18/24
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milky casino
  09/19/24
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vivacious sanctuary wrinkle
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
blathering hairraiser house
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
boyish magenta church building faggotry
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
Gay ratface
  10/04/24
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learning disabled public bath
  12/20/24
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poppy orchestra pit
  02/27/25
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Massive Garrison
  04/16/25


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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: learning disabled public bath

Fucking assholes

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Canary sadistic potus

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2:#48106668)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: learning disabled public bath

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2:#48106744)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Canary sadistic potus

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2:#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Lake associate

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2:#48165197)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: trip cruise ship

What was your best joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2:#48106673)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: learning disabled public bath

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2:#48106681)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: excitant preventive strike stead

Lol, sounds cringy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2:#48110055)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Mentally impaired abusive area shitlib

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2:#48909629)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac genital piercing giraffe

expected OP to be snoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2:#48106676)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Vigorous Pit Roast Beef



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Plum nursing home

whats the deal with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2:#48106750)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: milky casino



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: vivacious sanctuary wrinkle



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: blathering hairraiser house

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2:#48109057)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: boyish magenta church building faggotry

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2:#48110078)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: Gay ratface

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2:#48165203)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: learning disabled public bath



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: poppy orchestra pit



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Massive Garrison



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