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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
vivacious hyperventilating forum
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Disgusting chrome church building party of the first part
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
bright meetinghouse
  04/18/25
Cr.
Flickering Temple Mexican
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
brilliant insanely creepy tanning salon
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
sticky flirting goal in life
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
vivacious hyperventilating forum
  04/18/25
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Motley Lodge
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
vivacious hyperventilating forum
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Kink-friendly slate candlestick maker telephone
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
vivacious hyperventilating forum
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Kink-friendly slate candlestick maker telephone
  04/18/25
...
well-lubricated supple plaza
  04/18/25
Okay, i lol’d
Canary lay karate
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
rose angry base
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
vivacious hyperventilating forum
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
rose angry base
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
well-lubricated supple plaza
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
vivacious hyperventilating forum
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
rose angry base
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
vivacious hyperventilating forum
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
rose angry base
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
pontificating marvelous famous landscape painting hell
  04/18/25
jfc goys
rose angry base
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
well-lubricated supple plaza
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
vivacious hyperventilating forum
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Cerebral den
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
well-lubricated supple plaza
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Cerebral den
  04/18/25
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
flushed know-it-all senate mad cow disease
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
vivacious hyperventilating forum
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
flushed know-it-all senate mad cow disease
  04/18/25
...
Splenetic business firm
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
rose angry base
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
vivacious hyperventilating forum
  04/18/25
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Talking Locale Cuck
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Cerebral den
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
vivacious hyperventilating forum
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
vivacious hyperventilating forum
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
gibberish (?)
  05/05/25


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: vivacious hyperventilating forum

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Disgusting chrome church building party of the first part

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: bright meetinghouse

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Flickering Temple Mexican

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: brilliant insanely creepy tanning salon

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: sticky flirting goal in life

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: vivacious hyperventilating forum

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860097)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Motley Lodge

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: vivacious hyperventilating forum

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Kink-friendly slate candlestick maker telephone

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: vivacious hyperventilating forum

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Kink-friendly slate candlestick maker telephone

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: well-lubricated supple plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860341)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Canary lay karate

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: rose angry base

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: vivacious hyperventilating forum

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: rose angry base

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: well-lubricated supple plaza

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: vivacious hyperventilating forum

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: rose angry base

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: vivacious hyperventilating forum

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: rose angry base

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: pontificating marvelous famous landscape painting hell

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: rose angry base

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: well-lubricated supple plaza

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: vivacious hyperventilating forum

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Cerebral den

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: well-lubricated supple plaza

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Cerebral den

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861675)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: flushed know-it-all senate mad cow disease

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: vivacious hyperventilating forum

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: flushed know-it-all senate mad cow disease

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Splenetic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: rose angry base

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: vivacious hyperventilating forum

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861490)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Talking Locale Cuck

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Cerebral den

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: vivacious hyperventilating forum

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: vivacious hyperventilating forum

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48905689)