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Disrespectful crimson casino
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
jade travel guidebook set
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Cr
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snowy associate
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Hairraiser Medicated Theatre
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odious plum boiling water
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slutmobile obv
Navy Heady Knife Plaza
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These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
startling exhilarant market
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It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Navy Heady Knife Plaza
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startling exhilarant market
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slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Ebony adventurous nowag pisswyrm
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
startling exhilarant market
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Ebony adventurous nowag pisswyrm
  05/05/25
180
startling exhilarant market
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undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
Contagious Mediation
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Cerebral nudist hell
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cobalt diverse locale death wish
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There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
Sooty stain water buffalo
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Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Crusty beady-eyed station kitty cat
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180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
Sooty stain water buffalo
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comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Hairraiser Medicated Theatre
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when he put his bum on the Swedish
zombie-like violent sanctuary
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
Soggy sweet tailpipe
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Cerebral nudist hell
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
rambunctious racy giraffe rehab
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I like undercutters pizza.
snowy associate
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great thread ty.
Crusty beady-eyed station kitty cat
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Disrespectful crimson casino
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
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Disrespectful crimson casino
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Crusty beady-eyed station kitty cat
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“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
red university gunner
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He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
pearly telephone
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Floppy Dead Hominid
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The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Hairraiser Medicated Theatre
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
red university gunner
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
odious plum boiling water
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it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
red university gunner
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I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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red university gunner
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My bum is on the Swedish
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Cocky International Law Enforcement Agency
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Disrespectful crimson casino



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: jade travel guidebook set

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Shivering Spectacular Goyim Toaster

Cr

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: snowy associate



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Theatre



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: odious plum boiling water



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Navy Heady Knife Plaza

slutmobile obv

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: startling exhilarant market

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Navy Heady Knife Plaza

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: startling exhilarant market



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Ebony adventurous nowag pisswyrm

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: startling exhilarant market

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Ebony adventurous nowag pisswyrm

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: startling exhilarant market

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Contagious Mediation

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Cerebral nudist hell

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: cobalt diverse locale death wish



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Sooty stain water buffalo

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Crusty beady-eyed station kitty cat

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Sooty stain water buffalo

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Theatre

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: zombie-like violent sanctuary

when he put his bum on the Swedish

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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Soggy sweet tailpipe

Marrying Drew Barrymore

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Cerebral nudist hell

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: rambunctious racy giraffe rehab

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: snowy associate

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Crusty beady-eyed station kitty cat

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Disrespectful crimson casino



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Crusty beady-eyed station kitty cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Disrespectful crimson casino

1800000

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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Crusty beady-eyed station kitty cat



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: red university gunner

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: pearly telephone

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Floppy Dead Hominid

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Theatre

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: red university gunner

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: odious plum boiling water

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: red university gunner

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: red university gunner

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Disrespectful crimson casino



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: red university gunner



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Startled Internet-worthy School Cafeteria Digit Ratio

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Cocky International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Lascivious space volcanic crater

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48918763)