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All of Freddy got fingered is gold
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These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
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slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
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Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
aggressive sadistic feces
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yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
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180
aggressive sadistic feces
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undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
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There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
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Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
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180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
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comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
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when he put his bum on the Swedish
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Marrying Drew Barrymore
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minor league baseball announcer was 180.
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scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
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I like undercutters pizza.
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great thread ty.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
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“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
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He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
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Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
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The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
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oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
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scholarship is 180, boner police
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it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
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I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Marvelous Address Jew



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: clear beady-eyed skinny woman tattoo

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Mind-boggling cuckold

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: contagious fuchsia temple rigor



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: rough-skinned gas station regret



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Curious athletic conference useless brakes

slutmobile obv

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: aggressive sadistic feces

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Curious athletic conference useless brakes

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Comical Useless Whorehouse

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: aggressive sadistic feces

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Comical Useless Whorehouse

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: aggressive sadistic feces

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Walnut Cowardly Hell

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: angry demanding codepig

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Cerebral sepia lay laser beams



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: lake bbw set

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: canary mewling church building quadroon

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: lake bbw set

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: rough-skinned gas station regret

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Flatulent Famous Landscape Painting Stead

when he put his bum on the Swedish

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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
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Marrying Drew Barrymore

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: angry demanding codepig

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Razzmatazz azure field factory reset button

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: contagious fuchsia temple rigor

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: canary mewling church building quadroon

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Marvelous Address Jew



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: canary mewling church building quadroon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Marvelous Address Jew

1800000

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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: canary mewling church building quadroon



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Crawly Charismatic Box Office

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: brass boiling water

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Pervert Corner

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: rough-skinned gas station regret

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Crawly Charismatic Box Office

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: internet-worthy thriller rigpig casino

scholarship is 180, boner police

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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Crawly Charismatic Box Office

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Crawly Charismatic Box Office

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Marvelous Address Jew



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Crawly Charismatic Box Office



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Brilliant odious ape business firm

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: mint corn cake



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: frum aphrodisiac messiness

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48918763)