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Judge is agreeing with my client because he’s Tall (at trial not flame)

It’s a forcible touching trial. I had no choice but to...
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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: nubile appetizing parlour digit ratio

It’s a forcible touching trial. I had no choice but to have him testify bc he’s saying it was accidental.

His testimony was “I was walking. It was nice out and she stopped right in front of me while I was walking at a fast pace. She stopped suddenly.”

(“Then what happened?”

She was wearing super short shorts. And her ass was right in front of me.”

(“Objection”)

“I mean her butt. Her buttocks. And I just reached out and grabbed it.”

(“So is it fair to say it was accidental.”)

“Yes.”

(“Objection judge cmon he admitted it. This trial is OVER. He can’t say it’s accidental he just said he grabbed it.”)

Judge: “no I’ll—let’s see where this goes. Mr. Moon, you’re Tall. Do you think she would have let you grab it if you asked?”

Client: “Yes of course.”

Judge: “Your objection is overruled.”



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Provocative mustard deer antler



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Irate violent whorehouse



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: cyan overrated laser beams



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:34 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: insane rose useless brakes center

Flame. The sexual-battery laws in every state I'm aware of have statutory exemptions for 6'3" and above.

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Date: May 8th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: nubile appetizing parlour digit ratio



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Pearl arousing volcanic crater

So that’s what Warren Moon’s been up to

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Date: May 8th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: nubile appetizing parlour digit ratio



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Date: May 8th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Glittery shrine

AYO!! RICHIE!

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Date: May 8th, 2025 8:14 PM
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