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What are some things I can do to get myself fired?

I get 12 months severance if they fire me without cause. It ...
Bat-shit-crazy Irate Half-breed
  05/16/25
Stop showering and wiping your ass
Unholy irradiated tanning salon
  05/16/25
That won’t work. The people that matter aren’t p...
Bat-shit-crazy Irate Half-breed
  05/16/25
Start asking for obnoxious and ridiculous ADA accommodations...
Unholy irradiated tanning salon
  05/16/25
poop in the toilets and don't flush
Impertinent piazza knife
  05/16/25
No nougat
bonkers crawly ape
  05/16/25
Are you married? Fuck a co-worker and then ghost
Stimulating travel guidebook
  05/16/25
That could be for cause if she complains and it’s some...
Bat-shit-crazy Irate Half-breed
  05/16/25
wear babe ruth's uniform to a board meeting and drip juice a...
razzle cobalt juggernaut
  05/16/25
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Racy Orchestra Pit Community Account
  05/16/25
...
buff pozpig
  05/16/25
I’m leaning toward open insubordination, just question...
Bat-shit-crazy Irate Half-breed
  05/16/25
Stop doing work or do very shitty work. Say that your mental...
Marvelous Mischievous Water Buffalo
  05/16/25


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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Irate Half-breed

I get 12 months severance if they fire me without cause. It can’t be too insane but I want them to let me go. I hate this place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2:#48937266)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Unholy irradiated tanning salon

Stop showering and wiping your ass

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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Irate Half-breed

That won’t work. The people that matter aren’t physically near me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2:#48937285)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Unholy irradiated tanning salon

Start asking for obnoxious and ridiculous ADA accommodations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2:#48937289)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Impertinent piazza knife

poop in the toilets and don't flush

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2:#48937288)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: bonkers crawly ape

No nougat

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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Stimulating travel guidebook

Are you married? Fuck a co-worker and then ghost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2:#48937294)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Irate Half-breed

That could be for cause if she complains and it’s some sexual harassment bullshit. But yes I am married. So wife might also be a little mad at that, but I cheat a lot so who knows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2:#48937300)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: razzle cobalt juggernaut

wear babe ruth's uniform to a board meeting and drip juice all over it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2:#48937296)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Racy Orchestra Pit Community Account



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: buff pozpig



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Irate Half-breed

I’m leaning toward open insubordination, just questioning everything in front of senior people. If they fire me and try to say it is for cause I’ll say it is retaliation. They’ll just pay me to go away instead of damage the whole org

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2:#48937308)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Marvelous Mischievous Water Buffalo

Stop doing work or do very shitty work. Say that your mental health is poor. Most likely they will give you your severance to avoid an ADA lawsuit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2:#48937318)