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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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Sadistic Trailer Park Shitlib
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
Passionate transparent temple
  05/20/25
Never played it
Sadistic Trailer Park Shitlib
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
adventurous locus
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
Sadistic Trailer Park Shitlib
  05/20/25
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Startling dashing gas station sex offender
  10/24/25
wario land
charismatic hairless native
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
Sadistic Trailer Park Shitlib
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
aquamarine racy tanning salon
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
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  05/20/25
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Startling dashing gas station sex offender
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
Comical twinkling love of her life
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
Sadistic Trailer Park Shitlib
  10/23/25
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Startling dashing gas station sex offender
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Salmon State Jap
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Startling dashing gas station sex offender
  10/24/25
All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
fishy step-uncle's house
  10/23/25
Jesus
Passionate transparent temple
  10/23/25
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Startling dashing gas station sex offender
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
opaque nibblets set
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
opaque nibblets set
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
Passionate transparent temple
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
opaque nibblets set
  10/25/25
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Startling dashing gas station sex offender
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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Sadistic Trailer Park Shitlib

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Passionate transparent temple

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Sadistic Trailer Park Shitlib

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: adventurous locus

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Sadistic Trailer Park Shitlib

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Startling dashing gas station sex offender



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: charismatic hairless native

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Sadistic Trailer Park Shitlib

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: aquamarine racy tanning salon

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Sadistic Trailer Park Shitlib

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Startling dashing gas station sex offender



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Comical twinkling love of her life

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Sadistic Trailer Park Shitlib

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Startling dashing gas station sex offender



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Salmon State Jap



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Startling dashing gas station sex offender



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: fishy step-uncle's house

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Passionate transparent temple

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Startling dashing gas station sex offender



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: opaque nibblets set

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: opaque nibblets set

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2:#49374874)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Passionate transparent temple

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: opaque nibblets set

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2:#49374877)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Startling dashing gas station sex offender



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: opaque nibblets set

https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.com/2025/08/29/68b1148a9e9b08.97836919.webp

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Startling dashing gas station sex offender

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Sadistic Trailer Park Shitlib



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Startling dashing gas station sex offender



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