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Was/is anyone here an HONEST biller in biglaw?

i turned off my timer if I was just chatting with coworkers,...
Dull massive depressive
  05/22/25
Look at this fucking nerd using a timer
mint temple indirect expression
  05/23/25
230 with no fluff is fucking insane. I routinely billed 200 ...
Odious Gaming Laptop
  05/23/25
lol @ any "man" even using a timer, let alone turn...
Big-titted Nudist Set Ladyboy
  05/22/25
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cracking drab tattoo nursing home
  05/22/25
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Olive theater stage
  05/22/25
When I was above 200 my bills were most honest.
Insane rehab giraffe
  05/22/25
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Deranged cream rigpig
  05/22/25
I bill only for time where I'm 100% engaged, doing my best a...
Disgusting histrionic casino
  05/22/25
Partner: Please see me
Insane rehab giraffe
  05/22/25
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Deranged cream rigpig
  05/22/25
I am the partner. That's what's so insane about this.
Disgusting histrionic casino
  05/22/25
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cracking drab tattoo nursing home
  05/22/25
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Peach floppy fortuitous meteor
  05/23/25
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contagious address dingle berry
  06/23/25
the internal moral stress of retaining honesty is a large re...
opaque principal's office quadroon
  05/22/25
why bother retaining honesty? the whole thing is fraud
Odious Gaming Laptop
  05/23/25
On average probably padded 15 %. Consider it your “tip...
effete ebony range boistinker
  05/22/25
18% is now normal and many biglaw firms are suggesting 20% o...
cracking drab tattoo nursing home
  05/22/25
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effete ebony range boistinker
  05/22/25
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mind-boggling parlour
  05/22/25
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Insane rehab giraffe
  05/23/25
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contagious address dingle berry
  06/23/25
My favorite story is still that Sidley associate who wrote a...
Insane rehab giraffe
  05/22/25
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Big-titted Nudist Set Ladyboy
  05/22/25
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apoplectic property idiot
  05/22/25
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apoplectic property idiot
  05/22/25
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mauve institution
  05/22/25
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cracking drab tattoo nursing home
  05/22/25
what happens when the truth comes out later?
Dull massive depressive
  05/22/25
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apoplectic property idiot
  05/22/25
people who make it see the truth immediately, xo autistd and...
Self-absorbed Stead
  05/23/25
I’m more of a look at my sent inbox and estimate type ...
Bearded dun preventive strike resort
  05/22/25
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Peach floppy fortuitous meteor
  05/23/25
While I would bill more than my actual time frequently, I ne...
Sticky Stimulating Locale
  05/22/25
(superstar biglawyer)
embarrassed to the bone roommate psychic
  05/22/25
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Self-absorbed Stead
  05/23/25
self preservation through mental gymnastics we're all good ...
aphrodisiac carnelian internal respiration
  05/23/25
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Dull massive depressive
  05/22/25
If someone makes $15 an hour at McDonalds, you don't get to ...
Mentally impaired volcanic crater
  05/22/25
>Similarly, when you get an email on your blackberry at 1...
Big-titted Nudist Set Ladyboy
  05/22/25
For a single email id do like a 0.3 or 0.4 but if you're ans...
Mentally impaired volcanic crater
  05/22/25
wait why cant they mop the floor when orders get slow
Twinkling vigorous mediation hell
  05/22/25
When its super slow, they should. When its just a short ...
Mentally impaired volcanic crater
  05/22/25
im all for workers rights but i dont think mickey d's employ...
Twinkling vigorous mediation hell
  05/22/25
...
Insane rehab giraffe
  05/23/25
this guy gets it
Odious Gaming Laptop
  05/23/25
I bill mainly based upon the value of my work product to the...
low-t spot
  05/22/25
(Wachtel)
Insane rehab giraffe
  05/23/25
Why would anyone be honest when you can inflate your hours b...
at-the-ready misanthropic parlor
  05/23/25
The thing most non-Jewish juniors don’t understand is ...
Big-titted Nudist Set Ladyboy
  05/23/25
Real talk: the people who get "caught" are overbil...
vibrant meetinghouse faggotry
  05/23/25
I once had to bill more than 24 hours in a day, because our ...
Hot crusty dilemma skinny woman
  05/23/25
I massively underbill by a few hundred hours a year, often t...
Provocative spruce business firm
  05/23/25
lol
mint temple indirect expression
  05/23/25
At my V5 prestigious elite M&A MFH shop at which I was c...
mint temple indirect expression
  05/23/25
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Hot crusty dilemma skinny woman
  05/23/25
The first thing my biglaw partner told me on day 1 is that y...
bateful copper shrine
  05/23/25
I'm not even joking when I say that it's rare and heartwarmi...
vibrant meetinghouse faggotry
  05/23/25
CR I have talked with enough friends and people inhouse to b...
swashbuckling drunken chad rigor
  06/23/25
Wasn't this the premise for Jim Carrey's Liar Liar?
mind-boggling parlour
  05/23/25


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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Dull massive depressive

i turned off my timer if I was just chatting with coworkers, browsing the internet for personal stuff, using the restroom.

also, if I accidentally left my timer running when I wasn't working, I subtracted the excess time based on my rough estimate.

under this system, the most i ever billed in a month was 230, and that was absolutely hellish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953664)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: mint temple indirect expression

Look at this fucking nerd using a timer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955796)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Odious Gaming Laptop

230 with no fluff is fucking insane. I routinely billed 200 a month but actually workd like a hundred or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48956128)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Big-titted Nudist Set Ladyboy

lol @ any "man" even using a timer, let alone turning it off. are u a fempoaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953677)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: cracking drab tattoo nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953775)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Olive theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953683)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Insane rehab giraffe

When I was above 200 my bills were most honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953693)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Deranged cream rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953696)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Disgusting histrionic casino

I bill only for time where I'm 100% engaged, doing my best and adding value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953697)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Insane rehab giraffe

Partner: Please see me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953711)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Deranged cream rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953719)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Disgusting histrionic casino

I am the partner. That's what's so insane about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: cracking drab tattoo nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953776)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Peach floppy fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48956167)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 1:24 AM
Author: contagious address dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#49041751)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: opaque principal's office quadroon

the internal moral stress of retaining honesty is a large reason why I left biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953704)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Odious Gaming Laptop

why bother retaining honesty? the whole thing is fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48956129)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: effete ebony range boistinker

On average probably padded 15 %. Consider it your “tip” for your services.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953725)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: cracking drab tattoo nursing home

18% is now normal and many biglaw firms are suggesting 20% or even 22%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953779)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: effete ebony range boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953815)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953820)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Insane rehab giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955678)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 1:24 AM
Author: contagious address dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#49041752)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Insane rehab giraffe

My favorite story is still that Sidley associate who wrote an essay admitting to billing fraud and Sidley was like, “we checked and everything looked good to us. Here’s a ten percent rebate.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953784)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Big-titted Nudist Set Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953787)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: apoplectic property idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953844)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: apoplectic property idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953813)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: mauve institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953819)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: cracking drab tattoo nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953828)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Dull massive depressive

what happens when the truth comes out later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48954139)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: apoplectic property idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48954150)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Stead

people who make it see the truth immediately, xo autistd and women struggle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955867)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Bearded dun preventive strike resort

I’m more of a look at my sent inbox and estimate type of bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48954460)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Peach floppy fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48956169)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Sticky Stimulating Locale

While I would bill more than my actual time frequently, I never billed for more than the "value" of my work product. So yes I was honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48954471)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone roommate psychic

(superstar biglawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48954578)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955868)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: aphrodisiac carnelian internal respiration

self preservation through mental gymnastics

we're all good people, right? especially me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48956161)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Dull massive depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48954529)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Mentally impaired volcanic crater

If someone makes $15 an hour at McDonalds, you don't get to dock their pay because when the orders got slow, they chatted with their cowrker rather than mopped the floor.

The same thing applies to law. You take the time you were at work, working, and you divide proportionally.

It's not natural for a person to read 500 pages of bonds without a break - in fact most research says you need to take periodic breaks for your mind to regenerate.

YOu shouldn't "pause your timer" after draftig some document because you're taking a lap to the water cooler or checking Facebook for a bit because you can't rewrite Section 13.6 e.

Similarly, when you get an email on your blackberry at 11 pm, and it takes you 3 minutes to respond - that's not billed as a 0.05 hour. You had to be on call to check for that email, then you lost the momentum from your evening, you're going to think about that email for 10 minutes after, and the deal will be in your head for whatever else you were planning on doing that night.

My point being that whenever your brain is required to be in "work mode" - someone should be paying for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955165)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Big-titted Nudist Set Ladyboy

>Similarly, when you get an email on your blackberry at 11 pm, and it takes you 3 minutes to respond - that's not billed as a 0.05 hour. You had to be on call to check for that email, then you lost the momentum from your evening, you're going to think about that email for 10 minutes after, and the deal will be in your head for whatever else you were planning on doing that night.

so what do you bill for that? 1.25 to me makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955247)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: Mentally impaired volcanic crater

For a single email id do like a 0.3 or 0.4 but if you're answering multiple hours then i feel like the entire time is fair game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955262)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Twinkling vigorous mediation hell

wait why cant they mop the floor when orders get slow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955265)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Mentally impaired volcanic crater

When its super slow, they should.

When its just a short break, people would quit if they were expected to be fully working 100% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955278)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Twinkling vigorous mediation hell

im all for workers rights but i dont think mickey d's employees can actually quit. thats mickey d's whole business model.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955287)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 6:28 AM
Author: Insane rehab giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955680)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Odious Gaming Laptop

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48956141)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: low-t spot

I bill mainly based upon the value of my work product to the client. If I work hard on something but don't end up with a product that helps the client very much then I will actually underbill for my hours spent. Usually the product is good, though, and then I'm pretty fucking loose in my billing. Me and everyone else I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955307)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 6:28 AM
Author: Insane rehab giraffe

(Wachtel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955681)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 7:31 AM
Author: at-the-ready misanthropic parlor

Why would anyone be honest when you can inflate your hours by 50% without drawing suspicion? 1500 gets you fired, 2250 gets you a bonus. The only people who ever get caught do colossally stupid shit like bill more than 24 hours in a day, bill for work that was never done, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955722)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Big-titted Nudist Set Ladyboy

The thing most non-Jewish juniors don’t understand is that the firm WANTS you to inflate your bill by 50%. Incentives are entirely aligned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955798)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: vibrant meetinghouse faggotry

Real talk: the people who get "caught" are overbilling by 200-500%, not flame. It's like the young woman who spends too long with one foot out the door, or the dude with developing mental illness who's unable to do more than an hour or two of work a couple times a week. And they're ID'd for qualitative reasons, not the billing itself, which is often a straight-up pretext to expedite getting rid of the person.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955831)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Hot crusty dilemma skinny woman

I once had to bill more than 24 hours in a day, because our faggy billing system automatically populated 8 hours on holidays. I think this was for the benefit of the hourly employees, but it carried over for salaried lawyers too. Anyway, I ended up working an 18 hour day on Thanksgiving, which the system wouldn't accept. Getting that sorted with the billing system retard was a nightmare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48956150)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Provocative spruce business firm

I massively underbill by a few hundred hours a year, often to the benefit of nobody (lots of contingency matters).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955792)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: mint temple indirect expression

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955794)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: mint temple indirect expression

At my V5 prestigious elite M&A MFH shop at which I was considered a top associate we had a universal understanding on asshole taxes for work that came in Friday afternoon with a “don’t kill your self on this, Monday AM is fine for a markup”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955799)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Hot crusty dilemma skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48956165)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: bateful copper shrine

The first thing my biglaw partner told me on day 1 is that you never log anything less than a 0.4 even if you spend 30 seconds on it because whatever you’re doing is taking you away from something else you could be doing and billing for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955837)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: vibrant meetinghouse faggotry

I'm not even joking when I say that it's rare and heartwarming to hear about a partner looking out for a young person like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955848)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: swashbuckling drunken chad rigor

CR I have talked with enough friends and people inhouse to be certain that nearly everyone who made it 5+ years at one firm had a partner or senior associate that both coached them up and did a bunch of internal marketing for them. In that sense biglaw is not really that different from other workplaces except it has this preposterous meritocracy mythology that completely overlooks this obviously central factor. It’s very weird to me that still to this day it’s not CW to go to a worse firm if eg you’re coming from a higher ranked lol school than they typically get and will treat you like you’re supposed to be a superstar when you’re a first year.v

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#49041779)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: mind-boggling parlour

Wasn't this the premise for Jim Carrey's Liar Liar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48956178)