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Was/is anyone here an HONEST biller in biglaw?

i turned off my timer if I was just chatting with coworkers,...
Hairraiser cumskin
  05/22/25
Look at this fucking nerd using a timer
diverse mint shrine brethren
  05/23/25
230 with no fluff is fucking insane. I routinely billed 200 ...
Charismatic Bat-shit-crazy Area Keepsake Machete
  05/23/25
lol @ any "man" even using a timer, let alone turn...
Topaz aphrodisiac prole
  05/22/25
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vermilion out-of-control dopamine goal in life
  05/22/25
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emerald church building filthpig
  05/22/25
When I was above 200 my bills were most honest.
Talented stag film knife
  05/22/25
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Sick nibblets puppy
  05/22/25
I bill only for time where I'm 100% engaged, doing my best a...
Stirring dilemma
  05/22/25
Partner: Please see me
Talented stag film knife
  05/22/25
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Sick nibblets puppy
  05/22/25
I am the partner. That's what's so insane about this.
Stirring dilemma
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vermilion out-of-control dopamine goal in life
  05/22/25
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Spruce sweet tailpipe stage
  05/23/25
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Demanding cocky state liquid oxygen
  06/23/25
the internal moral stress of retaining honesty is a large re...
Boyish Abusive Temple
  05/22/25
why bother retaining honesty? the whole thing is fraud
Charismatic Bat-shit-crazy Area Keepsake Machete
  05/23/25
On average probably padded 15 %. Consider it your “tip...
dun lascivious jewess
  05/22/25
18% is now normal and many biglaw firms are suggesting 20% o...
vermilion out-of-control dopamine goal in life
  05/22/25
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dun lascivious jewess
  05/22/25
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comical flatulent chad plaza
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Talented stag film knife
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Demanding cocky state liquid oxygen
  06/23/25
My favorite story is still that Sidley associate who wrote a...
Talented stag film knife
  05/22/25
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Topaz aphrodisiac prole
  05/22/25
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Arousing slimy set feces
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dead glassy space
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vermilion out-of-control dopamine goal in life
  05/22/25
what happens when the truth comes out later?
Hairraiser cumskin
  05/22/25
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Arousing slimy set feces
  05/22/25
people who make it see the truth immediately, xo autistd and...
Multi-colored newt national security agency
  05/23/25
I’m more of a look at my sent inbox and estimate type ...
Crimson genital piercing
  05/22/25
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Spruce sweet tailpipe stage
  05/23/25
While I would bill more than my actual time frequently, I ne...
lake water buffalo
  05/22/25
(superstar biglawyer)
racy fishy police squad
  05/22/25
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Multi-colored newt national security agency
  05/23/25
self preservation through mental gymnastics we're all good ...
Brass fiercely-loyal native laser beams
  05/23/25
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Hairraiser cumskin
  05/22/25
If someone makes $15 an hour at McDonalds, you don't get to ...
Amber scourge upon the earth
  05/22/25
>Similarly, when you get an email on your blackberry at 1...
Topaz aphrodisiac prole
  05/22/25
For a single email id do like a 0.3 or 0.4 but if you're ans...
Amber scourge upon the earth
  05/22/25
wait why cant they mop the floor when orders get slow
Pearl spot
  05/22/25
When its super slow, they should. When its just a short ...
Amber scourge upon the earth
  05/22/25
im all for workers rights but i dont think mickey d's employ...
Pearl spot
  05/22/25
...
Talented stag film knife
  05/23/25
this guy gets it
Charismatic Bat-shit-crazy Area Keepsake Machete
  05/23/25
I bill mainly based upon the value of my work product to the...
Trip Gunner
  05/22/25
(Wachtel)
Talented stag film knife
  05/23/25
Why would anyone be honest when you can inflate your hours b...
Spectacular toilet seat
  05/23/25
The thing most non-Jewish juniors don’t understand is ...
Topaz aphrodisiac prole
  05/23/25
Real talk: the people who get "caught" are overbil...
Obsidian swashbuckling office indirect expression
  05/23/25
I once had to bill more than 24 hours in a day, because our ...
scarlet big-titted faggot firefighter regret
  05/23/25
I massively underbill by a few hundred hours a year, often t...
Tripping Stubborn Halford Old Irish Cottage
  05/23/25
lol
diverse mint shrine brethren
  05/23/25
At my V5 prestigious elite M&A MFH shop at which I was c...
diverse mint shrine brethren
  05/23/25
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scarlet big-titted faggot firefighter regret
  05/23/25
The first thing my biglaw partner told me on day 1 is that y...
outnumbered lay internal respiration
  05/23/25
I'm not even joking when I say that it's rare and heartwarmi...
Obsidian swashbuckling office indirect expression
  05/23/25
CR I have talked with enough friends and people inhouse to b...
titillating garnet giraffe site
  06/23/25
Wasn't this the premise for Jim Carrey's Liar Liar?
comical flatulent chad plaza
  05/23/25


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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser cumskin

i turned off my timer if I was just chatting with coworkers, browsing the internet for personal stuff, using the restroom.

also, if I accidentally left my timer running when I wasn't working, I subtracted the excess time based on my rough estimate.

under this system, the most i ever billed in a month was 230, and that was absolutely hellish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953664)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: diverse mint shrine brethren

Look at this fucking nerd using a timer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955796)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Charismatic Bat-shit-crazy Area Keepsake Machete

230 with no fluff is fucking insane. I routinely billed 200 a month but actually workd like a hundred or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48956128)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Topaz aphrodisiac prole

lol @ any "man" even using a timer, let alone turning it off. are u a fempoaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953677)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: vermilion out-of-control dopamine goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953775)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: emerald church building filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953683)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Talented stag film knife

When I was above 200 my bills were most honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953693)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Sick nibblets puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953696)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Stirring dilemma

I bill only for time where I'm 100% engaged, doing my best and adding value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953697)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Talented stag film knife

Partner: Please see me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953711)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Sick nibblets puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953719)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Stirring dilemma

I am the partner. That's what's so insane about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: vermilion out-of-control dopamine goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953776)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Spruce sweet tailpipe stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48956167)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 1:24 AM
Author: Demanding cocky state liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#49041751)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Boyish Abusive Temple

the internal moral stress of retaining honesty is a large reason why I left biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953704)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Charismatic Bat-shit-crazy Area Keepsake Machete

why bother retaining honesty? the whole thing is fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48956129)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: dun lascivious jewess

On average probably padded 15 %. Consider it your “tip” for your services.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953725)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: vermilion out-of-control dopamine goal in life

18% is now normal and many biglaw firms are suggesting 20% or even 22%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953779)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: dun lascivious jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953815)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: comical flatulent chad plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953820)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Talented stag film knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955678)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 1:24 AM
Author: Demanding cocky state liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#49041752)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Talented stag film knife

My favorite story is still that Sidley associate who wrote an essay admitting to billing fraud and Sidley was like, “we checked and everything looked good to us. Here’s a ten percent rebate.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953784)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Topaz aphrodisiac prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953787)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Arousing slimy set feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953844)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Arousing slimy set feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953813)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: dead glassy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953819)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: vermilion out-of-control dopamine goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48953828)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser cumskin

what happens when the truth comes out later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48954139)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Arousing slimy set feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48954150)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Multi-colored newt national security agency

people who make it see the truth immediately, xo autistd and women struggle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955867)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Crimson genital piercing

I’m more of a look at my sent inbox and estimate type of bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48954460)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Spruce sweet tailpipe stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48956169)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: lake water buffalo

While I would bill more than my actual time frequently, I never billed for more than the "value" of my work product. So yes I was honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48954471)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: racy fishy police squad

(superstar biglawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48954578)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Multi-colored newt national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955868)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Brass fiercely-loyal native laser beams

self preservation through mental gymnastics

we're all good people, right? especially me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48956161)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48954529)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Amber scourge upon the earth

If someone makes $15 an hour at McDonalds, you don't get to dock their pay because when the orders got slow, they chatted with their cowrker rather than mopped the floor.

The same thing applies to law. You take the time you were at work, working, and you divide proportionally.

It's not natural for a person to read 500 pages of bonds without a break - in fact most research says you need to take periodic breaks for your mind to regenerate.

YOu shouldn't "pause your timer" after draftig some document because you're taking a lap to the water cooler or checking Facebook for a bit because you can't rewrite Section 13.6 e.

Similarly, when you get an email on your blackberry at 11 pm, and it takes you 3 minutes to respond - that's not billed as a 0.05 hour. You had to be on call to check for that email, then you lost the momentum from your evening, you're going to think about that email for 10 minutes after, and the deal will be in your head for whatever else you were planning on doing that night.

My point being that whenever your brain is required to be in "work mode" - someone should be paying for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955165)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Topaz aphrodisiac prole

>Similarly, when you get an email on your blackberry at 11 pm, and it takes you 3 minutes to respond - that's not billed as a 0.05 hour. You had to be on call to check for that email, then you lost the momentum from your evening, you're going to think about that email for 10 minutes after, and the deal will be in your head for whatever else you were planning on doing that night.

so what do you bill for that? 1.25 to me makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955247)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: Amber scourge upon the earth

For a single email id do like a 0.3 or 0.4 but if you're answering multiple hours then i feel like the entire time is fair game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955262)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Pearl spot

wait why cant they mop the floor when orders get slow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955265)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Amber scourge upon the earth

When its super slow, they should.

When its just a short break, people would quit if they were expected to be fully working 100% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955278)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Pearl spot

im all for workers rights but i dont think mickey d's employees can actually quit. thats mickey d's whole business model.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955287)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 6:28 AM
Author: Talented stag film knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955680)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Charismatic Bat-shit-crazy Area Keepsake Machete

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48956141)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Trip Gunner

I bill mainly based upon the value of my work product to the client. If I work hard on something but don't end up with a product that helps the client very much then I will actually underbill for my hours spent. Usually the product is good, though, and then I'm pretty fucking loose in my billing. Me and everyone else I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955307)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 6:28 AM
Author: Talented stag film knife

(Wachtel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955681)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 7:31 AM
Author: Spectacular toilet seat

Why would anyone be honest when you can inflate your hours by 50% without drawing suspicion? 1500 gets you fired, 2250 gets you a bonus. The only people who ever get caught do colossally stupid shit like bill more than 24 hours in a day, bill for work that was never done, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955722)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Topaz aphrodisiac prole

The thing most non-Jewish juniors don’t understand is that the firm WANTS you to inflate your bill by 50%. Incentives are entirely aligned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955798)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Obsidian swashbuckling office indirect expression

Real talk: the people who get "caught" are overbilling by 200-500%, not flame. It's like the young woman who spends too long with one foot out the door, or the dude with developing mental illness who's unable to do more than an hour or two of work a couple times a week. And they're ID'd for qualitative reasons, not the billing itself, which is often a straight-up pretext to expedite getting rid of the person.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955831)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: scarlet big-titted faggot firefighter regret

I once had to bill more than 24 hours in a day, because our faggy billing system automatically populated 8 hours on holidays. I think this was for the benefit of the hourly employees, but it carried over for salaried lawyers too. Anyway, I ended up working an 18 hour day on Thanksgiving, which the system wouldn't accept. Getting that sorted with the billing system retard was a nightmare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48956150)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Tripping Stubborn Halford Old Irish Cottage

I massively underbill by a few hundred hours a year, often to the benefit of nobody (lots of contingency matters).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955792)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: diverse mint shrine brethren

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955794)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: diverse mint shrine brethren

At my V5 prestigious elite M&A MFH shop at which I was considered a top associate we had a universal understanding on asshole taxes for work that came in Friday afternoon with a “don’t kill your self on this, Monday AM is fine for a markup”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955799)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: scarlet big-titted faggot firefighter regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48956165)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: outnumbered lay internal respiration

The first thing my biglaw partner told me on day 1 is that you never log anything less than a 0.4 even if you spend 30 seconds on it because whatever you’re doing is taking you away from something else you could be doing and billing for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955837)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Obsidian swashbuckling office indirect expression

I'm not even joking when I say that it's rare and heartwarming to hear about a partner looking out for a young person like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48955848)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: titillating garnet giraffe site

CR I have talked with enough friends and people inhouse to be certain that nearly everyone who made it 5+ years at one firm had a partner or senior associate that both coached them up and did a bunch of internal marketing for them. In that sense biglaw is not really that different from other workplaces except it has this preposterous meritocracy mythology that completely overlooks this obviously central factor. It’s very weird to me that still to this day it’s not CW to go to a worse firm if eg you’re coming from a higher ranked lol school than they typically get and will treat you like you’re supposed to be a superstar when you’re a first year.v

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#49041779)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: comical flatulent chad plaza

Wasn't this the premise for Jim Carrey's Liar Liar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2:#48956178)