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Friend quit his job and blew entire savings on a stupid invention for Shark Tank

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a foo...
Dull Step-uncle's House
  05/27/25
If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher...
irradiated yarmulke stock car
  05/27/25
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Dull Step-uncle's House
  05/27/25
sounds 180 you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he mak...
Appetizing shivering bawdyhouse
  05/27/25
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Dull Step-uncle's House
  05/27/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q
embarrassed to the bone set deer antler
  05/27/25
If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucra...
Vermilion selfie
  05/27/25
id buy one u got a link?
Know-it-all location
  05/27/25
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Lemon Swashbuckling Orchestra Pit Roast Beef
  05/27/25
I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumb...
navy slimy reading party marketing idea
  05/27/25
Much like my wife
Dull Step-uncle's House
  05/28/25
jfc
Impertinent twinkling ladyboy locus
  05/28/25
tbf she was already yellow, Moshe
demanding azure water buffalo
  05/28/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Dull Step-uncle's House

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a football. You can put the beer can in and throw it to someone. He swore it would go viral and catch on with frats, cfb tailgates, etc. We told him nobody wants to drink a shaken up beer, he was undeterred.

Shark Tank producers humored him for a 60 second pitch and politely told him no. He didn't even get on the show. He paid a ton of money to build and store this retarded thing & he can't get rid of them. 100% chance his wife divorces him over this and he ends up living in the loft above one of our garages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966223)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: irradiated yarmulke stock car

If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher or made in a special way so that jews can have it too or whatever he would have made money on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966234)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Dull Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966240)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Appetizing shivering bawdyhouse

sounds 180

you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he makes his first Birrion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966238)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Dull Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966241)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone set deer antler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966244)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Vermilion selfie

If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucrative invention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966245)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Know-it-all location

id buy one u got a link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966246)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Lemon Swashbuckling Orchestra Pit Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966256)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: navy slimy reading party marketing idea

I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumbest stuff imaginable. One printed tens of thousands of "patriotic" themed stickers after 9/11, apparently hoping to cash in on the hysteria. Years later I found piles of these stickers in a relative's garage, worthless and yellowing with age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966433)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:57 AM
Author: Dull Step-uncle's House

Much like my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966782)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:26 AM
Author: Impertinent twinkling ladyboy locus

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966787)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:19 AM
Author: demanding azure water buffalo

tbf she was already yellow, Moshe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966805)