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Friend quit his job and blew entire savings on a stupid invention for Shark Tank

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a foo...
ultramarine pocket flask
  05/27/25
If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher...
razzmatazz canary meetinghouse
  05/27/25
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ultramarine pocket flask
  05/27/25
sounds 180 you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he mak...
cerebral massive office
  05/27/25
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ultramarine pocket flask
  05/27/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q
thriller kink-friendly brethren
  05/27/25
If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucra...
vigorous costumed juggernaut
  05/27/25
id buy one u got a link?
swashbuckling walnut multi-billionaire
  05/27/25
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Mind-boggling Salmon Gay Wizard Round Eye
  05/27/25
I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumb...
Lemon Sickened Really Tough Guy
  05/27/25
Much like my wife
ultramarine pocket flask
  05/28/25
jfc
stimulating soggy friendly grandma
  05/28/25
tbf she was already yellow, Moshe
wine mentally impaired indirect expression
  05/28/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: ultramarine pocket flask

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a football. You can put the beer can in and throw it to someone. He swore it would go viral and catch on with frats, cfb tailgates, etc. We told him nobody wants to drink a shaken up beer, he was undeterred.

Shark Tank producers humored him for a 60 second pitch and politely told him no. He didn't even get on the show. He paid a ton of money to build and store this retarded thing & he can't get rid of them. 100% chance his wife divorces him over this and he ends up living in the loft above one of our garages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966223)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz canary meetinghouse

If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher or made in a special way so that jews can have it too or whatever he would have made money on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966234)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: ultramarine pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966240)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: cerebral massive office

sounds 180

you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he makes his first Birrion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966238)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: ultramarine pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966241)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: thriller kink-friendly brethren

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966244)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: vigorous costumed juggernaut

If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucrative invention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966245)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling walnut multi-billionaire

id buy one u got a link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966246)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Salmon Gay Wizard Round Eye



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Lemon Sickened Really Tough Guy

I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumbest stuff imaginable. One printed tens of thousands of "patriotic" themed stickers after 9/11, apparently hoping to cash in on the hysteria. Years later I found piles of these stickers in a relative's garage, worthless and yellowing with age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966433)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:57 AM
Author: ultramarine pocket flask

Much like my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966782)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:26 AM
Author: stimulating soggy friendly grandma

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966787)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:19 AM
Author: wine mentally impaired indirect expression

tbf she was already yellow, Moshe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966805)