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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Hyperactive newt
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
dull bonkers fanboi
  05/30/25
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Cocky scarlet church pervert
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Vigorous startled personal credit line incel
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
territorial forum hissy fit
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
frisky voyeur old irish cottage
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Bateful Canary Athletic Conference
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
frisky voyeur old irish cottage
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
dark motley location
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
seedy theater stage really tough guy
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
metal crotch sneaky criminal
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Cobalt naked plaza black woman
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Violet Racy Scourge Upon The Earth Shitlib
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Adventurous vermilion site
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Violet Racy Scourge Upon The Earth Shitlib
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Silver slap-happy cumskin
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
cheese-eating vibrant quadroon office
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Hyperactive newt



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: dull bonkers fanboi

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Cocky scarlet church pervert



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Vigorous startled personal credit line incel

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: territorial forum hissy fit

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: frisky voyeur old irish cottage

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Bateful Canary Athletic Conference

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: frisky voyeur old irish cottage

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973228)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: dark motley location

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973284)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: seedy theater stage really tough guy

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973341)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: metal crotch sneaky criminal

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973392)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Cobalt naked plaza black woman

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973395)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Violet Racy Scourge Upon The Earth Shitlib

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Adventurous vermilion site

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Violet Racy Scourge Upon The Earth Shitlib

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Silver slap-happy cumskin

just do lines of coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973547)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: cheese-eating vibrant quadroon office

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973591)