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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Free-loading light wagecucks gunner
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Orchid sound barrier
  05/30/25
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wonderful buck-toothed school internal respiration
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Bronze useless den therapy
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Bright Contagious Cruise Ship Hairy Legs
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
galvanic center
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Cream Toilet Seat Church Building
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
galvanic center
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
black boyish institution factory reset button
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
Aromatic Fuchsia Faggot Firefighter
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Massive Carmine Whorehouse Filthpig
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Apoplectic Fragrant Chad Boltzmann
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
mewling indian lodge puppy
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Dull odious property
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
mewling indian lodge puppy
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Olive Provocative Codepig Doctorate
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
jet-lagged mad-dog skullcap
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Free-loading light wagecucks gunner



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Orchid sound barrier

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: wonderful buck-toothed school internal respiration



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Bronze useless den therapy

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Bright Contagious Cruise Ship Hairy Legs

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: galvanic center

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Cream Toilet Seat Church Building

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: galvanic center

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: black boyish institution factory reset button

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Aromatic Fuchsia Faggot Firefighter

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973341)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Massive Carmine Whorehouse Filthpig

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Apoplectic Fragrant Chad Boltzmann

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: mewling indian lodge puppy

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Dull odious property

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: mewling indian lodge puppy

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Olive Provocative Codepig Doctorate

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: jet-lagged mad-dog skullcap

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973591)