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So COVID just *poof* disappeared?
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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: odious incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2:#48973478) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: aquamarine deer antler meetinghouse Subject: NYT Opinion | Evan39 NYT Opinion | Evan39
“I Tested Positive for Memory”
SeaTTTle, WA —
The last time I saw my manager’s face was March 2020.
The next time I saw her, she was a CDC-branded Memoji on a Microsoft Teams call whispering, “We’re all in this together, Evan.”
Then she muted me. Permanently.
I spent 17 months in a Kroger parking lot distributing cloth masks sewn from rejected NASCAR merch. They called me “Safety Captain.” I wore a sash.
Every morning I asked, “Is it over?” Every evening they said, “Just two more weeks, friend.”
And now?
Candy Ride tp asks “Isn’t that weird?”
Like the Great Ritual of Sanitized Banana Disinfection just... poofed into the mist? Jfc.
Kalisha caught me burning my old vaccine card in the breakroom toaster.
She said it was “a hate crime against data.”
Tabitha wrote me up under the Office of Pandemic Heritage Preservation.
I tried to protest.
I said the PCR tests were gone.
She said they live inside us now. Then she made me scan into the freezer aisle using Retrospective Contact Tracing™ and drink my booster in syrup form—cherry flavored, warm.
The truth is:
COVID didn’t end.
It rebranded.
It’s now a quarterly DEI module with hybrid attendance options.
The Mahchine™ doesn’t forget.
It just stops issuing push notifications.
And me? I still carry the immunity. But not the forgiveness.
This is fine.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/opinion/evan39-pandemic-memory.html
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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: Heady digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2:#48973480) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: odious incel Isn't that weird? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2:#48973708) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: Elite mad-dog skullcap our fine scientists, doctors, and government officials deserve immense respect for responding to an existential threat to humanity quickly, efficiently, and humanely, and this is the thanks they get? comments like that? it just "disappeared"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2:#48973719) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:37 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Market Round Eye yes magically nobody gets it anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2:#48973721) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Heady digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2:#48973853) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:41 PM Author: Scarlet dashing alpha Grok says these are the number of documented cases in the US:
2020 - 20 million 2021 - 35 million 2022 - 25 million 2023 - 15 million 2024 - 5 million 2025 - 4 million (to date) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: vigorous cream organic girlfriend looks like we are on track for a major upswing!
get the toilet paper folks! |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:50 PM Author: supple public bath novel respiratory viruses are a scam. same thing with SARS and MERS. it's all the flu. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2:#48973767) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:05 PM Author: yapping rough-skinned nursing home The bort knew this by March 31st 2020 at the latest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2:#48973816) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Angry Lilac Senate Coldplay Fan it was a way to funnel govt money to big pharma period (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2:#48974308) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:54 PM Author: charcoal coffee pot Just proves that the masks, sacrificing 1-2 years of childhood/HS/college, giving people tickets for being on the beach, immense intra-family and societal friction, widening the gap between red state/normal people and blue state/redditor/thience weirdos, “vaccine” fanaticism, etc. all worked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2:#48973780) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:56 PM Author: Sapphire insanely creepy gas station generalized bond one way grocery aisles with the arrows too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2:#48973789) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:02 PM Author: charcoal coffee pot #StopTheSpread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2:#48973811) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:21 PM Author: Heady digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2:#48973855) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:30 PM Author: Greedy stage marketing idea lmfao forgot about this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2:#48973873) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:04 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone resort immense intra-family and societal friction
widening the gap between red state/normal people and blue state/redditor/thience weirdos
“vaccine” fanaticism
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these things cannot be overstated. nobody will ever be held accountable and nobody is interested in Truth. |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:33 PM Author: vigorous cream organic girlfriend Covid deaths completely supplanted and replaced flu deaths, hehe. But the lack of flu deaths was because we were all isolated. The covid deaths happening instead, on the other hand, were because we were not isolated.
And now the flu deaths are back, the covid deaths are gone.
Sort of like the Indiana Jones scene, switching out the golden skull for the bag of sand. Switch --- Switch. Youd hardly notice, but they are the same weight |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: charcoal coffee pot And there were lots of “excess deaths.” Oh but hey there were also many excess deaths in other years, too, and the people compiling these “statistics” are not exactly objectively seeking the truth. But just focus on the excess deaths in 2020-2021, all of which are attributable to covid, okay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2:#48973900) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:38 PM Author: vigorous cream organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2:#48973906) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: odious incel Well we are lucky this horrible virus disappeared. I am lucky I never got it even though I didn't take the vaccine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2:#48974093) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2:#48974337) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone resort But the lack of flu deaths was because we were all isolated. The covid deaths happening instead, on the other hand, were because we were not isolated.
mfcr |