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What’s the best way to kill yourself without upsetting your family?

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boyish sound barrier
  05/30/25
dont do it friend
sable school cafeteria useless brakes
  05/30/25
old age
greedy abode organic girlfriend
  05/30/25
Like accelerating it by taking seed oils?
boyish sound barrier
  05/30/25
yeah just eat mcdonalds
greedy abode organic girlfriend
  05/30/25
Be well insured and make it look like an accident. The latt...
Black supple knife
  05/30/25
I tried to pull a Willy Loman and it didn't work, I figure j...
Awkward Reading Party Institution
  05/30/25
My insurance is okay but only like $1.8 MM total
boyish sound barrier
  05/30/25
Stand up at a large family gathering, ideally a holiday like...
exciting opaque shitlib
  05/30/25
It is shame driving me to this. I did it to myself.
boyish sound barrier
  05/30/25
Do you think in any way I am seriously engaging with you on ...
exciting opaque shitlib
  05/30/25
go to vegas, find a whore, refuse to pay, get killed by her ...
dull big public bath kitty cat
  05/30/25
It would be poetic.
boyish sound barrier
  05/30/25
or pay double & $till get killed anyway$
sable school cafeteria useless brakes
  05/30/25
Tp
Diverse Flesh Area Round Eye
  05/31/25
for most poasters i think anything would work
cobalt house
  05/30/25
kill the family first
Clear razzle-dazzle library
  05/30/25
ran here
Aggressive locus
  05/31/25
Final ocean swim
Frozen adulterous range
  05/30/25
Hiking in the mountains.
Bisexual overrated pit
  05/30/25
just jump.
Trip nubile trump supporter
  05/30/25
Deep sea fishing
dead giraffe hall
  05/30/25
Something "heroic" like dying climbing Everest. J...
Fragrant Sepia Parlor Elastic Band
  05/30/25
Have one on one conversations with each of them beforehand. ...
glittery coiffed mother
  05/30/25
"Hey, I want you to know, you've contributed to what I'...
exciting opaque shitlib
  05/30/25
biglaw of counsel
Irradiated indian lodge
  05/30/25
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exciting opaque shitlib
  05/30/25
Skadden M&A
exciting opaque shitlib
  05/30/25
Irredeemably devastated this isn't a disco fries thread
Diverse Flesh Area Round Eye
  05/31/25
beaten to death with baseball bats on live TV
Snowy Concupiscible Location
  05/31/25
inciting a group of black teenagers to beat you to death
Khaki home tattoo
  05/31/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: boyish sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975435)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: sable school cafeteria useless brakes

dont do it friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975530)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: greedy abode organic girlfriend

old age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975436)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: boyish sound barrier

Like accelerating it by taking seed oils?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975440)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: greedy abode organic girlfriend

yeah just eat mcdonalds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975446)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Black supple knife

Be well insured and make it look like an accident. The latter will ensure the former, which is all your family really cares about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975445)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Awkward Reading Party Institution

I tried to pull a Willy Loman and it didn't work, I figure just disappearing in the woods with a gun is the actual best plan of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975450)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: boyish sound barrier

My insurance is okay but only like $1.8 MM total

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975454)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: exciting opaque shitlib

Stand up at a large family gathering, ideally a holiday like Thanksgiving or Christmas, scream "you've all made me do this; I hope you never forgive yourselves!" then blow your brains out with a gun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975457)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: boyish sound barrier

It is shame driving me to this. I did it to myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975473)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: exciting opaque shitlib

Do you think in any way I am seriously engaging with you on this topic? The answer is no. Don't kill yourself. Seek professional help. Have a good evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975539)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: dull big public bath kitty cat

go to vegas, find a whore, refuse to pay, get killed by her pimp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975477)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: boyish sound barrier

It would be poetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975478)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: sable school cafeteria useless brakes

or pay double

& $till get killed anyway$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975531)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:14 AM
Author: Diverse Flesh Area Round Eye

Tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975830)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: cobalt house

for most poasters i think anything would work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975479)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: Clear razzle-dazzle library

kill the family first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975484)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:00 AM
Author: Aggressive locus

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975821)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Frozen adulterous range

Final ocean swim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975487)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Bisexual overrated pit

Hiking in the mountains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975522)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Trip nubile trump supporter

just jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975527)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: dead giraffe hall

Deep sea fishing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975529)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Fragrant Sepia Parlor Elastic Band

Something "heroic" like dying climbing Everest. Just bail out 10 minutes into the climb and take some pills or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975536)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: glittery coiffed mother

Have one on one conversations with each of them beforehand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975550)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: exciting opaque shitlib

"Hey, I want you to know, you've contributed to what I'm about to do. Always remember that, faggot."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975551)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Irradiated indian lodge

biglaw of counsel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975553)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: exciting opaque shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975555)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: exciting opaque shitlib

Skadden M&A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975558)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Diverse Flesh Area Round Eye

Irredeemably devastated this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975829)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:39 AM
Author: Snowy Concupiscible Location

beaten to death with baseball bats on live TV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975841)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Khaki home tattoo

inciting a group of black teenagers to beat you to death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2:#48975842)