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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
olive pocket flask
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Abusive Shrine Gunner
  06/03/25
...
Aquamarine stirring school cafeteria skinny woman
  06/04/25
...
Naked Stag Film
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
Ocher rehab reading party
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
olive pocket flask
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
puce abnormal potus
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
impertinent house
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
olive pocket flask
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
tripping scourge upon the earth
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Appetizing Jap
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
olive pocket flask
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Lascivious Place Of Business Native
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Vengeful Temple National Security Agency
  06/03/25
obviously yes
disrespectful iridescent puppy partner
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
excitant demanding ape
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
histrionic private investor
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Insanely creepy sienna jewess
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
olive pocket flask
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
Curious market sound barrier
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
excitant demanding ape
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
Vivacious jet principal's office
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
Drab crackhouse
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
Splenetic gold laser beams
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
tripping scourge upon the earth
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
comical well-lubricated university round eye
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
Splenetic gold laser beams
  06/04/25
...
Aquamarine stirring school cafeteria skinny woman
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Lascivious Place Of Business Native
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
sepia friendly grandma
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
Vivacious jet principal's office
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
olive pocket flask
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
Irradiated Coldplay Fan Hominid
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Marvelous territorial yarmulke brunch
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: olive pocket flask

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Abusive Shrine Gunner

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Aquamarine stirring school cafeteria skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Naked Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Ocher rehab reading party

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: olive pocket flask

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: puce abnormal potus

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: impertinent house

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: olive pocket flask

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: tripping scourge upon the earth

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Appetizing Jap

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: olive pocket flask

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Lascivious Place Of Business Native

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Vengeful Temple National Security Agency

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: disrespectful iridescent puppy partner

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: excitant demanding ape

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: histrionic private investor

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Insanely creepy sienna jewess

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: olive pocket flask

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Curious market sound barrier

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: excitant demanding ape

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Vivacious jet principal's office

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Drab crackhouse

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Splenetic gold laser beams

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: tripping scourge upon the earth

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: comical well-lubricated university round eye

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Splenetic gold laser beams

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Aquamarine stirring school cafeteria skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Lascivious Place Of Business Native

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: sepia friendly grandma

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Vivacious jet principal's office

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: olive pocket flask

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Irradiated Coldplay Fan Hominid

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Marvelous territorial yarmulke brunch

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986845)