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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Gold Abode Azn
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
excitant kitchen
  06/03/25
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garnet medicated pisswyrm
  06/04/25
...
French twinkling locale
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
opaque talented sandwich gaping
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Gold Abode Azn
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
Henna philosopher-king jap
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
floppy area
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Gold Abode Azn
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
Laughsome Bronze People Who Are Hurt
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
yellow circlehead
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Gold Abode Azn
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
up-to-no-good useless brakes
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Unholy hairless field gunner
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Razzmatazz shimmering french chef mexican
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
scarlet step-uncle's house messiness
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
lilac national security agency
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
milky charismatic property gaming laptop
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Gold Abode Azn
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
fishy indecent native turdskin
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
scarlet step-uncle's house messiness
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
Puce vigorous selfie
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
Cheese-eating base old irish cottage
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
histrionic glassy hunting ground
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
Laughsome Bronze People Who Are Hurt
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
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  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
histrionic glassy hunting ground
  06/04/25
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  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
up-to-no-good useless brakes
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
gaped hall
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
Puce vigorous selfie
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Gold Abode Azn
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
cracking translucent wagecucks crackhouse
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Useless Arousing Dopamine Business Firm
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Gold Abode Azn

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: excitant kitchen

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: garnet medicated pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: French twinkling locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: opaque talented sandwich gaping

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Gold Abode Azn

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Henna philosopher-king jap

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: floppy area

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Gold Abode Azn

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Laughsome Bronze People Who Are Hurt

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: yellow circlehead

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Gold Abode Azn

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: up-to-no-good useless brakes

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Unholy hairless field gunner

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz shimmering french chef mexican

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: scarlet step-uncle's house messiness

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: lilac national security agency

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: milky charismatic property gaming laptop

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Gold Abode Azn

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: fishy indecent native turdskin

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: scarlet step-uncle's house messiness

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Puce vigorous selfie

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Cheese-eating base old irish cottage

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: histrionic glassy hunting ground

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Laughsome Bronze People Who Are Hurt

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: spectacular bbw whorehouse

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: histrionic glassy hunting ground

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: garnet medicated pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: up-to-no-good useless brakes

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: gaped hall

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Puce vigorous selfie

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Gold Abode Azn

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: cracking translucent wagecucks crackhouse

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Useless Arousing Dopamine Business Firm

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2:#48986845)