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| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 06/25/25 |
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Date: June 25th, 2025 5:05 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) FROM: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine™ RE: Unauthorized Nostalgia Postings
Please cea$e all analog Boom resurrections until Club Card thresholds are recalibrated.
Your last memo ("Die bald queer") has been flagged as “redundant formatting.”
Failure to comply will result in ouTTTing.
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—M
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