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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
Lake dingle berry set
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Charismatic Splenetic Garrison
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
Dull pea-brained forum
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
Charismatic Splenetic Garrison
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Useless brunch marketing idea
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cyan duck-like kitty
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
Cerebral Doobsian Parlour Idea He Suggested
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cyan duck-like kitty
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dashing toaster pit
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Cracking Trailer Park Patrolman
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
thriller volcanic crater
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
sickened mauve resort jew
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
snowy swashbuckling locus cuckold
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sickened mauve resort jew
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
Honey-headed Range
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bonkers stage multi-billionaire
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nubile ceo
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excitant maize twinkling uncleanness crackhouse
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ungodly affirmative action plaza
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multi-colored university useless brakes
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
arousing fighting station
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
Adventurous factory reset button
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
Very Tactful Property
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
provocative dead gas station pisswyrm
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
stirring violent church
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Vermilion public bath
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Useless brunch marketing idea
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Cheese-eating box office circlehead
  06/27/25
I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
Cracking Trailer Park Patrolman
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Lake dingle berry set

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Charismatic Splenetic Garrison

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Dull pea-brained forum

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Charismatic Splenetic Garrison

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Useless brunch marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: cyan duck-like kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: Cerebral Doobsian Parlour Idea He Suggested

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: cyan duck-like kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: dashing toaster pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Cracking Trailer Park Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: thriller volcanic crater

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: sickened mauve resort jew

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: snowy swashbuckling locus cuckold

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: sickened mauve resort jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Honey-headed Range

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: bonkers stage multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: nubile ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: excitant maize twinkling uncleanness crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Vermilion public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: ungodly affirmative action plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Vermilion public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: multi-colored university useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: arousing fighting station

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Adventurous factory reset button

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Very Tactful Property

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: provocative dead gas station pisswyrm

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: stirring violent church

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Vermilion public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Useless brunch marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Cheese-eating box office circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Cracking Trailer Park Patrolman

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49057026)