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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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ebony box office
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Fuchsia tanning salon
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self-absorbed vivacious digit ratio
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
twinkling hall
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
ebony box office
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
twinkling hall
  06/27/25
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racy business firm telephone
  06/27/25
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deranged boistinker
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indigo at-the-ready death wish
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Gaped set
  06/27/25
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Gaped set
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Clear Yapping Range Azn
  06/27/25
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irradiated up-to-no-good office
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
deranged boistinker
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
fragrant chapel liquid oxygen
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
deranged boistinker
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
twinkling hall
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
deranged boistinker
  06/27/25
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Titillating lime jew library
  06/27/25
It's both
Exhilarant ruby deer antler
  06/27/25
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indigo at-the-ready death wish
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
House-broken parlor kitty
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Dull fighting hospital mediation
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Fuchsia tanning salon
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
green underhanded sandwich
  06/27/25
lmfao
fragrant chapel liquid oxygen
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Sable yarmulke
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
indigo at-the-ready death wish
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Sable yarmulke
  06/27/25
lmao
Gaped set
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
twinkling hall
  06/27/25
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Pink antidepressant drug multi-billionaire
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Gaped set
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Thriller Pit Double Fault
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Gaped set
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
deranged boistinker
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Thriller Pit Double Fault
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
deranged boistinker
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
indigo at-the-ready death wish
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Sable yarmulke
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Gaped set
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
indigo at-the-ready death wish
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
gay son of senegal garrison
  06/27/25
TiTscR
free-loading soul-stirring faggot firefighter
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
ebony box office
  06/27/25
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ebony box office
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
House-broken parlor kitty
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Big mother chad
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
french indirect expression
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Comical preventive strike indian lodge
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
stirring crackhouse
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Big mother chad
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Vigorous thirsty pozpig party of the first part
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Dull fighting hospital mediation
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Gaped set
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
stirring crackhouse
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Big mother chad
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: ebony box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Fuchsia tanning salon

i support islam now

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: self-absorbed vivacious digit ratio



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: twinkling hall

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: ebony box office

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: twinkling hall

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: racy business firm telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: deranged boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: indigo at-the-ready death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Gaped set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Gaped set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Clear Yapping Range Azn

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: irradiated up-to-no-good office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: deranged boistinker

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: fragrant chapel liquid oxygen

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: deranged boistinker

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: twinkling hall

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: deranged boistinker

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Titillating lime jew library



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Exhilarant ruby deer antler

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: indigo at-the-ready death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: House-broken parlor kitty

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Dull fighting hospital mediation

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Fuchsia tanning salon

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: green underhanded sandwich

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: fragrant chapel liquid oxygen

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Sable yarmulke

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: indigo at-the-ready death wish

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Sable yarmulke

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Gaped set

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: twinkling hall

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Pink antidepressant drug multi-billionaire



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Gaped set

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Thriller Pit Double Fault

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Gaped set

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: deranged boistinker

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Thriller Pit Double Fault

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: deranged boistinker

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: indigo at-the-ready death wish

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Sable yarmulke

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Gaped set

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: indigo at-the-ready death wish

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: gay son of senegal garrison

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: free-loading soul-stirring faggot firefighter

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: ebony box office

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: ebony box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: House-broken parlor kitty

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Big mother chad

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: french indirect expression

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Comical preventive strike indian lodge

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: stirring crackhouse

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Big mother chad

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Vigorous thirsty pozpig party of the first part

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Dull fighting hospital mediation

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Gaped set

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: stirring crackhouse

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Big mother chad

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055482)