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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
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that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
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it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
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He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
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  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
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Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
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  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
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why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
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I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
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  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
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How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
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  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
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yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
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that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
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not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
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  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
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This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
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credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
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  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
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  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
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  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
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Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
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A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
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I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
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  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
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  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
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who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
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  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: maize bbw

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: sexy judgmental office factory reset button

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Big buck-toothed juggernaut giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: sexy judgmental office factory reset button

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: maize bbw

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: 180 pale wrinkle

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: maize bbw

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Anal wine international law enforcement agency boiling water

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: misunderstood iridescent market digit ratio

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: sexy judgmental office factory reset button

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Arousing brethren senate

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: maize bbw

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: misunderstood iridescent market digit ratio

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Crystalline theater stage wagecucks

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: sexy judgmental office factory reset button

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: maize bbw

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: French Slippery Rehab Double Fault

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: aggressive generalized bond

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Vibrant Library Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: sable comical regret

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: maize bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed shivering goyim

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible hospital degenerate

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: electric fear-inspiring location roommate

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Arousing brethren senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Crystalline theater stage wagecucks

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: odious useless state

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Concupiscible hospital degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Marvelous crawly site

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: henna water buffalo

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Primrose Police Squad

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: lilac razzle-dazzle deer antler candlestick maker

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Flirting twisted business firm

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Slap-happy Fluffy Half-breed

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065360)