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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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razzle resort azn
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
tan galvanic sound barrier degenerate
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Brass Bipolar Boistinker
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
fragrant psychic
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Titillating haunting haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
dull kitchen police squad
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
heady locale antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
marvelous son of senegal rigpig
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Judgmental Angry House Yarmulke
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
razzle resort azn
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
sick curious school cafeteria
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Histrionic jap market
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
alcoholic black affirmative action
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
razzle resort azn
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
free-loading alpha
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Soul-stirring pearl masturbator
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Primrose milk
  06/30/25
cr
razzle resort azn
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
sick curious school cafeteria
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
contagious magical juggernaut
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
free-loading alpha
  06/30/25
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Cheese-eating Double Fault
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
alcoholic black affirmative action
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Primrose milk
  06/30/25
...
Avocado hairraiser abode hairy legs
  07/01/25
*bussy
Charcoal ungodly filthpig
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
heady locale antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
blathering diverse library mexican
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Garnet supple stead gaming laptop
  06/30/25
fuck
alcoholic black affirmative action
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
blathering diverse library mexican
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
tan galvanic sound barrier degenerate
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
alcoholic black affirmative action
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
contagious magical juggernaut
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
razzle resort azn
  06/30/25
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Plum Mood
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
violent casino
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
snowy dilemma
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
canary frisky brunch
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
razzle resort azn
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
snowy dilemma
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Cheese-eating Double Fault
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
snowy dilemma
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Laughsome shaky pozpig
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
razzle resort azn
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
trip locus dog poop
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
floppy trailer park
  06/30/25
tcr
Cheese-eating Double Fault
  07/01/25
just jump
mint excitant school electric furnace
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
razzle resort azn
  06/30/25
...
honey-headed razzle-dazzle nursing home liquid oxygen
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Greedy exciting institution wrinkle
  06/30/25
wow
razzle resort azn
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
arousing carmine theatre windowlicker
  06/30/25
JFC man
razzle resort azn
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Judgmental Angry House Yarmulke
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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alcoholic black affirmative action
  06/30/25
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free-loading alpha
  06/30/25
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Drab Spectacular Center Partner
  06/30/25
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trip locus dog poop
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
floppy trailer park
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
violent casino
  06/30/25
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Adventurous Temple
  07/01/25
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Avocado hairraiser abode hairy legs
  07/01/25
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House-broken home
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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fragrant psychic
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
dull kitchen police squad
  06/30/25
bro
razzle resort azn
  06/30/25
...
floppy trailer park
  06/30/25
lol
Cheese-eating Double Fault
  07/01/25
...
fighting turquoise lay
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
aggressive self-absorbed shrine
  06/30/25
jfc
razzle resort azn
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
sick curious school cafeteria
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Aqua Useless Brakes Lodge
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Drab Spectacular Center Partner
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Cheese-eating Double Fault
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
aggressive self-absorbed shrine
  07/01/25
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canary frisky brunch
  07/01/25
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Drab Spectacular Center Partner
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Passionate parlour cuckold
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
bat shit crazy gaping space
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
contagious magical juggernaut
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
razzle resort azn
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
alcoholic black affirmative action
  06/30/25
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razzle resort azn
  07/01/25
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Fear-inspiring peach organic girlfriend philosopher-king
  07/01/25
lol
Cheese-eating Double Fault
  07/01/25
...
mint excitant school electric furnace
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
electric talking private investor
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
grizzly mind-boggling senate selfie
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
boyish toilet seat
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Chestnut heaven headpube
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Fear-inspiring peach organic girlfriend philosopher-king
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
spruce chapel cumskin
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
razzle resort azn
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Cheese-eating Double Fault
  07/01/25
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razzle resort azn
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Avocado hairraiser abode hairy legs
  07/01/25
😟
Milky Set Pervert
  07/01/25
...
Comical demanding mediation meetinghouse
  07/01/25
holy shit
razzle resort azn
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Fear-inspiring peach organic girlfriend philosopher-king
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
talented clear hall
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Passionate parlour cuckold
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
heady locale antidepressant drug
  07/01/25
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razzle resort azn
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Passionate parlour cuckold
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Passionate parlour cuckold
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Greedy exciting institution wrinkle
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
heady locale antidepressant drug
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
razzle resort azn
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
jet appetizing trust fund
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Avocado hairraiser abode hairy legs
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
French Misunderstood Dragon
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
razzle resort azn
  07/06/25
...
Greedy exciting institution wrinkle
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Beady-eyed Puppy Tank
  07/06/25
...
Drab Spectacular Center Partner
  07/06/25
lol
Cheese-eating Double Fault
  07/07/25
wow
razzle resort azn
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: razzle resort azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: tan galvanic sound barrier degenerate

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Brass Bipolar Boistinker

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: fragrant psychic

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Titillating haunting haunted graveyard

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: dull kitchen police squad

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: heady locale antidepressant drug

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: marvelous son of senegal rigpig

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Judgmental Angry House Yarmulke

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: razzle resort azn

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: sick curious school cafeteria

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Histrionic jap market

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: alcoholic black affirmative action

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: razzle resort azn

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: free-loading alpha

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring pearl masturbator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Primrose milk

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: razzle resort azn

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: sick curious school cafeteria

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: contagious magical juggernaut

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: free-loading alpha

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: alcoholic black affirmative action

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Primrose milk

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Avocado hairraiser abode hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Charcoal ungodly filthpig

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: heady locale antidepressant drug

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: blathering diverse library mexican

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Garnet supple stead gaming laptop

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: alcoholic black affirmative action

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: blathering diverse library mexican

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: tan galvanic sound barrier degenerate

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: alcoholic black affirmative action

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: contagious magical juggernaut

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: razzle resort azn

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Plum Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: violent casino

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: snowy dilemma

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: canary frisky brunch

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: razzle resort azn

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: snowy dilemma

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Double Fault

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: snowy dilemma

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Laughsome shaky pozpig

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: razzle resort azn

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: trip locus dog poop

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: floppy trailer park

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Double Fault

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: mint excitant school electric furnace

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: razzle resort azn

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: honey-headed razzle-dazzle nursing home liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Greedy exciting institution wrinkle

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: razzle resort azn

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: arousing carmine theatre windowlicker

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: razzle resort azn

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Judgmental Angry House Yarmulke

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: mint excitant school electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: alcoholic black affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: free-loading alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Aqua Useless Brakes Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Drab Spectacular Center Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: trip locus dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: floppy trailer park

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: violent casino

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Adventurous Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Avocado hairraiser abode hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: House-broken home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: 180 insane keepsake machete stage

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Passionate parlour cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: fragrant psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: dull kitchen police squad

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: razzle resort azn

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: floppy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Double Fault

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: fighting turquoise lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: aggressive self-absorbed shrine

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: razzle resort azn

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: sick curious school cafeteria

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Aqua Useless Brakes Lodge

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Drab Spectacular Center Partner

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Double Fault

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: aggressive self-absorbed shrine

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: canary frisky brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Drab Spectacular Center Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Passionate parlour cuckold

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: bat shit crazy gaping space

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: contagious magical juggernaut

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: razzle resort azn

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: alcoholic black affirmative action

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: razzle resort azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring peach organic girlfriend philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Double Fault

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: mint excitant school electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: electric talking private investor

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: grizzly mind-boggling senate selfie

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: boyish toilet seat

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Chestnut heaven headpube

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring peach organic girlfriend philosopher-king

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: spruce chapel cumskin

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: razzle resort azn

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Double Fault

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: razzle resort azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Avocado hairraiser abode hairy legs

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Milky Set Pervert

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Comical demanding mediation meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: razzle resort azn

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring peach organic girlfriend philosopher-king

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: talented clear hall

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Passionate parlour cuckold

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: heady locale antidepressant drug

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: razzle resort azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Passionate parlour cuckold

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Passionate parlour cuckold

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Greedy exciting institution wrinkle

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: heady locale antidepressant drug

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: razzle resort azn

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: jet appetizing trust fund

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Avocado hairraiser abode hairy legs

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: French Misunderstood Dragon

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: razzle resort azn

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Greedy exciting institution wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Puppy Tank

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Drab Spectacular Center Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Double Fault

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: razzle resort azn

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078889)