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HYPO: $3mil (tax free), must eat 4 sticks of butter daily for year
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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: jet-lagged tripping school cafeteria you get 20 off days. you can cook w the butter so long as the dish incorporates all the butter (eg, you can eat a saucy dish w the butter cooked in the sauce so long as you consume all the sauce, you can’t just fry fish in a butter loaded sauce pan and call it good).
the butter is free. delivered daily.
if you take the deal, you have the option of extending for another year on new terms: 6 sticks of butter, $5 mil (tax free), otherwise same terms.
do you take the deal? if so, take the bonus year? strategies? |
Date: July 6th, 2025 5:23 PM Author: Slate idiot I don't even think this would be hard. I'd eat 4-6 butter sandwiches a day on white toast (1 stick of butter per sandwich). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49076885) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: jet-lagged tripping school cafeteria 4 sticks of butter is like 3200 calories and 460 or so grams of fat. how are u avoiding massive weight gain here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49076898) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:28 PM Author: Cerebral Mad Cow Disease Ceo He’s just rolling with the flame, you would be dead if you tried this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49076903) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:47 PM Author: Slate idiot Try to work out and do cardio as much as possible and drink a lot of water I guess. I agree I would probably gain a lot of weight over the two years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49076951) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:28 PM Author: Flirting Marketing Idea Seems doable. Anyone know what happens to your shit if you eat that much butter tho? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49076902) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Swashbuckling fortuitous meteor no fucking chance. a tablespoon of butter is a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49076907) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Chartreuse Pontificating Useless Brakes Step-uncle's House Done.
It's all getting melted and put on things. Only other food I'm eating is lean meat.
I'm jumping on cardarine, which is a PPARδ agonist and will turn my body into a fat burning machine. Also definitely doing like 2 hours of fasted cardio every fucking day, and on the off days I am not eating at all.
Gonna be a slog, but doable |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: Light Jewess Plaza Enjoy cancer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077255) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:40 PM Author: Chartreuse Pontificating Useless Brakes Step-uncle's House Lowest human equivalent dose in the cancer study is 35 mg, and you can get by with running about half of that with insane results.
The other thing about that study is that it ran for 2 years, on the same rats and mice. Incidence of tumors in these species at the end of two years is typically extremely high anyway, and a leading natural cause of death. Would be very nice to see several more 12 month studies.
Also, for $3 million, I think you can do it for a year. |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:15 PM Author: appetizing coffee pot so TSINAH gets a $3 mil after tax dollars and doesn't have to change his lifestyle at all? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077024) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: internet-worthy sapphire puppy principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077275) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:40 PM Author: shaky unhinged church patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077695) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:20 PM Author: yapping alpha This wouldn’t be too bad. I’ll just do 3-4 hours of zone 2 bike riding a day. Low risk of injury. Your metabolic rate will go up as you put on weight. You could likely get sufficient nutrients at 4000 total calories a day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077041) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: Startling Field Messiness i think this is cr. you'd have to stop working, and just focus on as much low impact cardio as you can. swimming, biking, walking, just nonstop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077295) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: Slate idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077307) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:38 PM Author: jet-lagged tripping school cafeteria i agree but seems like if you get injured you’re in a real pickle can’t really just “stop” after a while because i would’ve quit my job to pull this off but 4x sticks daily while sitting on my ass could at least end my marriage if not life |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:59 PM Author: Startling Field Messiness i agree, there is significant risk involved, both in terms of fat intake, caloric intake, injury risk, etc. but $3 million tax free? i'd have to consider it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077494) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: yapping alpha there's a very low risk of meaningful injury with low intensity exercise on a stationary bike. even if you lost a few weeks of exercise throughout the year, you are not going to gain a significant amount of weight from a butter + minimal nutrition diet.
the biggest concern is letting your LDL go crazy with all the fat. you would need to nuke it with statins, ezetimibe, fiber and possibly a PCSK9 inhibitor. anyway, i think this deal is a no brainer. |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:43 PM Author: Beady-eyed meetinghouse legend I'm pretty confident that if you just soaked veggies in butter you could do this for a year without any meaningful health impact, people eat worse than this for decades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077699) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:29 PM Author: scarlet trailer park hunting ground This is impossible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077062) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:33 PM Author: Beady-eyed meetinghouse legend I 100% percent take the first year, that is not hard, you wouldn't even have to work out hard to beat that, there are so many delicious sauces you could eat or hell you could just throw it in mashed potatoes and honestly barely be unhealthy the second year is an issue, I would probably say no to that |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: jet-lagged tripping school cafeteria how tf is 4 stick of butter mashed potatoes an almost healthy dish? I lean towards going for it but mashed potatoes sounds like one of the quickest ways to die doing this |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Beady-eyed meetinghouse legend potatoes are basically the perfect food and you can whip an absurd amount of butter into them, it would be terribly fatty but it would not be hard to get two sticks into one decent pot and just skip the rest of your meal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077214) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:27 PM Author: seedy ticket booth well nobody's saying that it would taste bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077226) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:28 PM Author: Beady-eyed meetinghouse legend and it would also be fairly nutritious, a basic bitch gym bro could handle that amount of calories with no problem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077227) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:29 PM Author: seedy ticket booth the calories aren't the problem though i think it's the fat content and the type of fat |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:31 PM Author: Beady-eyed meetinghouse legend it's 3 million and people do this for free (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077236) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:31 PM Author: Chartreuse Pontificating Useless Brakes Step-uncle's House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49078909) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: seedy ticket booth i feel like you'd probably die before the year was up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077212) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: Beady-eyed meetinghouse legend you could probably eat butter straight and not die for a year, modern people are pussies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077218) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:26 PM Author: seedy ticket booth 4 sticks is a ton of butter though. a stick of good scottish butter is pretty hefty and the accumulation of lipids in your cardiovascular system would really start weighing on you unless you were very, very active daily (as a gardener or rancher or something) without fail is butter hard on the kidneys? |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:29 PM Author: Beady-eyed meetinghouse legend it is your fulltime job, being active isn't a real problem, you do realize normal fully alive fats without millions of dollars run this expiriment daily more or less and without exercise and are quite alive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077230) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:31 PM Author: seedy ticket booth idk man i don't think people are eating 4 sticks of butter a day much of anywhere in sneed oil terms that'd be about ~2 whole cups of canola or vegetable oil |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:32 PM Author: Beady-eyed meetinghouse legend what do you think is in a fucking pizza? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077237) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: seedy ticket booth 2-3 tablespoons of olive oil some fat from cheese (probably equivalent to a stick or two of butter) but nobody's eating 3 pizzas a day by themselves |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:52 PM Author: Beady-eyed meetinghouse legend by your own measures it would only require two and yes the fuck they are, lots of them, and it isn't as though eating ribeye and 20 eggs is good for you it's just those guys work it off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077302) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:43 PM Author: seedy ticket booth who is eating three entire pizzas a day? we're talking large Dave Portnoy ones where he takes two bites and writes his review sized pizzas. you would be corpulent after two months of this. your bowels would be full of liquid day in and day out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077448) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: Beady-eyed meetinghouse legend I really don't think you understand how many calories are in a pizza, a full new york pie is covering 3 sticks of butter and easily (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077535) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:36 PM Author: Light Jewess Plaza Easy. There’s a pound of butter in most pasta dishes you get at restaurants. Easy to just dip crab in butter. And you’d get jacked. Butter is actually very good for you contrary to popular belief due to big food company advertising (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077251) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: Angry antidepressant drug theater Healthier than the SuperSize me diet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077253) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:38 PM Author: seedy ticket booth didn't it come out later that the real reason that guy ended up looking so unhealthy was actually binge drinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077260) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:39 PM Author: Angry antidepressant drug theater Should have drunk butter
Alcohol is poison |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: seedy ticket booth https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/05/05/404435137/tea-tuesdays-butter-up-that-tea-tibetan-style (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077272) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: jet-lagged tripping school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077277) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:52 PM Author: internet-worthy sapphire puppy principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077305) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:40 PM Author: Chartreuse Pontificating Useless Brakes Step-uncle's House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077694) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: boyish spot Don't French people in France do this everyday? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077278) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Canary sinister ratface I originally read this as four CUPS of butter per day, which would be difficult. 4 sticks? Sign me up. Is it okay if I eat more than 4 sticks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077552) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:40 PM Author: Chartreuse Pontificating Useless Brakes Step-uncle's House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077696) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Adventurous cream garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49078736) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:42 PM Author: disturbing shitlib this is your future:
https://www.live5news.com/2025/02/06/man-develops-yellow-nodules-skin-after-eating-6-9-pounds-cheese-butter-every-day/ |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:26 PM Author: Slate idiot That guy was eating 6-9 pounds of butter/cheese per day.
4 sticks of butter is only 1 pound, it would be no problem. As I said upthread, just eating a few butter sandwiches a day would take care of it. |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:18 PM Author: puce gaped windowlicker Figure out how to make a drink with butter like a tea so you are just pissing it out and not getting fat from it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077659) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:28 PM Author: jet-lagged tripping school cafeteria great idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077678) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:41 PM Author: Chartreuse Pontificating Useless Brakes Step-uncle's House lmfao
This really is a great bait account |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:35 PM Author: grizzly voyeur That's a typical day for a Danish person (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49077688) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:13 AM Author: Adventurous cream garrison I think this would kill me, so no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49078725) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: floppy copper set cuckold Disco Fats in a rush to leverage all his assets and get the 3mm to pay for forced curbing of his butter habit in hopes he can drag his fat ass up a mountain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49078735) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: Chartreuse Pontificating Useless Brakes Step-uncle's House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49078911) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:38 AM Author: Trip Carnelian Center hell yes and I move to a high income tax state to further leverage this incredible opportunity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2:#49078763) |