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Italian man crushed by wheels of cheese; 7MM euros in damage (Link)

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-66429342
chartreuse yarmulke dragon
  07/29/25
The wheels of cheese turn slow, but they grate fine
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Vengeful headpube
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https://www.thecut.com/2023/08/italian-man-cheese-death.html...
chartreuse yarmulke dragon
  07/29/25
They should sell the cheese at special commemorative prices
violent masturbator electric furnace
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chartreuse yarmulke dragon
  07/29/25
I'll pay 5x for the one that killed him.
excitant translucent trump supporter
  07/29/25
you must not like eye-talians
chartreuse yarmulke dragon
  07/29/25
theres no way in hell theyre throwing away 7mm euros worth o...
Startled primrose goyim
  07/29/25
bada bing bada boom!
180 fuchsia hominid main people
  07/29/25
I’m craving a tuna melt all of a sudden
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  07/29/25
Came here to post nearly the same thing and saw you posted i...
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Date: July 29th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: chartreuse yarmulke dragon

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-66429342

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Date: July 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Charismatic judgmental senate black woman

The wheels of cheese turn slow, but they grate fine

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Date: July 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: mischievous amethyst space brethren



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Date: July 29th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: geriatric glassy field voyeur



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Date: July 29th, 2025 1:58 PM
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Date: July 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: chartreuse yarmulke dragon

https://www.thecut.com/2023/08/italian-man-cheese-death.html

A shocking cheese-based incident unfolded in Northern Italy this weekend when a shelf collapsed in the warehouse of Italian Grana Padano producer Giacomo Chiapparini. The fall triggered a fatal cascade of 15,000 to 25,000 wheels of cheese that rained down on the 74-year-old factory owner and crushed him under their massive weight.

According to Bortolo Ghislotti, a friend and neighbor of the victim, Chiapparini and his 50-year-old son had headed to the facility near the town of Bergamo on Sunday evening after a piece of machinery that cleans mold off the aging wheels sent an alarm signal. (Ghislotti, president of the local farming district, explained that the machines rotate the wheels and often issue alerts if any are out of place.)

Once they fixed the issue, Chiapparini went to restart the machine. His son, who had exited the warehouse, heard a “massive noise” behind him, Ghislotti told NBC. When he turned around, he saw that one of the ceiling-high cheese shelves had collapsed, consequently knocking down all the others, and burying his father under thousands of 40 kilogram (nearly 90 pounds) rounds of hard Grana Padano.

A spokesperson for the local fire brigade told NBC that “the whole warehouse was full of cheese wheels” by the time they arrived, minutes after the deluge. To locate Chiapparini, they called in their search-and-rescue unit, which typically searches rubble after an earthquake. Its members “spent hours moving the wheels by hand, one by one” and reportedly found Chiapparini’s body 12 hours later.

The collapse is estimated to have caused $7.6 million worth of damage. Now, according to one Italian news outlet cited by the New York Post, Chiapparini’s family is rushing to move the wheels to neighboring businesses’ refrigerated warehouses before they go bad. And they are left to grieve the loss of a committed and reportedly very “generous” cheese-maker. According to Ghislotti, “The family, his wife Angela and two children, cannot understand what happened.”

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Date: July 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: violent masturbator electric furnace

They should sell the cheese at special commemorative prices

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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: chartreuse yarmulke dragon



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: excitant translucent trump supporter

I'll pay 5x for the one that killed him.

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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: chartreuse yarmulke dragon

you must not like eye-talians

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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Startled primrose goyim

theres no way in hell theyre throwing away 7mm euros worth of cheese.

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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: 180 fuchsia hominid main people

bada bing bada boom!

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Date: July 29th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Vermilion degenerate philosopher-king

I’m craving a tuna melt all of a sudden

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Date: July 29th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: citrine set macaca

Came here to post nearly the same thing and saw you posted it one minute before me.

JFC the XO groupthink superbrain is terrifying

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Date: July 29th, 2025 2:04 PM
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