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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts
| Chestnut very tactful newt | 08/28/25 |
| beady-eyed bronze lodge idiot | 08/28/25 |
| Chestnut very tactful newt | 08/28/25 |
| Khaki Irradiated Hell | 08/28/25 |
| stirring locale mexican | 08/28/25 |
| Chestnut very tactful newt | 08/28/25 |
| territorial boyish abode people who are hurt | 08/28/25 |
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| Slate forum organic girlfriend | 08/29/25 |
| Wonderful dead locus brethren | 08/29/25 |
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| kink-friendly startled national pistol | 08/29/25 |
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| Low-t turquoise hissy fit | 08/29/25 |
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| frozen bossy church | 08/29/25 |
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| Slate forum organic girlfriend | 09/01/25 |
| kink-friendly startled national pistol | 09/01/25 |
| Slate forum organic girlfriend | 09/01/25 |
| kink-friendly startled national pistol | 09/01/25 |
| Slate forum organic girlfriend | 09/01/25 |
| maroon curious orchestra pit | 09/01/25 |
| frozen bossy church | 09/01/25 |
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| frozen bossy church | 09/01/25 |
| Slate forum organic girlfriend | 09/12/25 |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Chestnut very tactful newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219929) |
Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: beady-eyed bronze lodge idiot lol @ the cowboys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: Chestnut very tactful newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219934) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM Author: Khaki Irradiated Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220268) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: stirring locale mexican that's it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219933) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: Chestnut very tactful newt pack is paying him $47 million per year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219935) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM Author: territorial boyish abode people who are hurt and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219964) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: stirring locale mexican 1 sack doesnt sound good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219972) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM Author: Slate forum organic girlfriend Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221767) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM Author: Wonderful dead locus brethren 1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221776) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Slate forum organic girlfriend Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221849) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Wonderful dead locus brethren Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Slate forum organic girlfriend I like the Packers. This was a retarded move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221953) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: Wonderful dead locus brethren Where are we on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259308) |
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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM Author: Wonderful dead locus brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49381541) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM Author: frozen bossy church Haha wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219940) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: maroon curious orchestra pit Happy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219948) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: frozen bossy church I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.
Worth it if we win a SB while he's around. |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM Author: Slate forum organic girlfriend Good move by the Boys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220276) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM Author: Khaki Irradiated Hell lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: Slate forum organic girlfriend He costs more than he is worth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220305) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: Khaki Irradiated Hell what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Rambunctious Toilet Seat Church Building three fifths, ackshually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220313) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: adulterous school cafeteria It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.
The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.
The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years. |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM Author: maniacal area hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: soul-stirring navy rehab sneaky criminal Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221253) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM Author: hilarious cordovan principal's office wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: olive resort Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220386) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM Author: kink-friendly startled national pistol im with xo jerry on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220829) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM Author: maniacal area hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220876) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM Author: Low-t turquoise hissy fit Its interesting because:
1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.
2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.
I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter... |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM Author: kink-friendly startled national pistol two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220859) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Wonderful dead locus brethren The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221251) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM Author: High-end Hall LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221238) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: Slate forum organic girlfriend So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221432) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: frozen bossy church "The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."
I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM Author: olive resort The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/ |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Slate forum organic girlfriend , he lisped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49223039) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: marvelous mother lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221917) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: Adventurous sickened state lettuce Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2 |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: frozen bossy church I responded in under one hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49222736) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: Khaki Irradiated Hell this is so fucking stupid worse than luka (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49223051) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM Author: Slate forum organic girlfriend Micah's back is shot lol.
https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19 |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM Author: kink-friendly startled national pistol xo jerry wins again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228692) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Slate forum organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228696) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM Author: kink-friendly startled national pistol the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228706) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Slate forum organic girlfriend It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49229109) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM Author: maroon curious orchestra pit Lolololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228851) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM Author: frozen bossy church Obviously not ideal
Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: Wonderful dead locus brethren ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259310) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM Author: titillating associate school Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228735) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM Author: frozen bossy church Fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49229153) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: Slate forum organic girlfriend I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259344) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: Wonderful dead locus brethren "shouldn't've" you mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259448) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM Author: Slate forum organic girlfriend Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259689) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM Author: Wonderful dead locus brethren ty for your honesty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259833) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM Author: Wonderful dead locus brethren https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259608) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: Chestnut very tactful newt parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259839) |