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RATE Our Sukkot Dinner Menu (Fall / Harvest Themed)

HAMOTZEI Cranberry Walnut NYT No-Knead Bread APPS ...
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a solid 152 which is well above average for heeb food
Slate exhilarant pervert
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literally none of this is heeb food, except for the homemade...
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What's the most heebish food you've made
hot resort dingle berry
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i assume by heebish food, you mean ashkenazi slop. (we make ...
startling buck-toothed casino
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What about greasy bland latkes?
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a solid "sneaky" out of ten
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Sounds terrible, tbh. But chag sameach.
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what's terrible? show your work
startling buck-toothed casino
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LOL, KIKE
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very solid but I’m worried about the “fried cape...
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they're 180 - had them before. btw, prole redneck nanny d...
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or azn tell, I bet no chinaman or jeet has ever heard of cap...
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lol looks like there's some chink capers: https://www....
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huh I never knew
Motley mewling whorehouse
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Fuck you and your ilk, while you attempt to erase 2 million ...
thirsty hell
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the palestinian people never existed. a made up people.
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Except that everyone believes they do. This is the very most...
thirsty hell
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low iq schtick? mark twain described the land of israel was ...
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Factually incorrect. AI Overview +5 Israel: a demog...
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(idiotic maf oriental resorting to ai slop)
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Lol ok go with that. Unfortunately for you, again, no one be...
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gg is literally a meth-addled birdshit hobo living under a b...
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he has an extremely oriental cadence
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where is the $12 tap water and the silver goblet of goy b...
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$12 made in israel sodastream, actually!
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I rate this as you guys should just accept Jesus was the mes...
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Absolutely 180 to watch how much hatred exists for the Jewis...
thirsty hell
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u seem really triggered by our 180 menu. there's already a s...
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It's just really cool to watch this unfold. By the way, I'v...
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Thank you for your work in this thread. These people deserve...
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Consider that the Jews picked on the biggest alpha males eve...
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TITCR. They cannot defeat the resilience of our people.
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100%
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How is it Judaism is 4,000 years old but all your food is te...
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low iq schtick? literally none of this food is jewish food. ...
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"literally none of this food is jewish food." E...
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low iq schtick? the requirement is to have festive meals on ...
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Sounds like we agree despite you being an autistic fag, jewi...
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no. this is MY jew food now.
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The Jewish "people" never existed. A made up peopl...
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Jewish dietary rules are made to ensure that Jews don't eat ...
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low iq schtick? you're meaning to refer to the rule that jew...
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no one wants to eat your food either
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Which is why non-Jews never eat at kosher restaurants.
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they dont go bc they're more expensive.
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That is absolutely not why they don't go. People who go to ...
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low iq schtick? apples to apples, pls. at any restaurant qua...
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If it was better then they would. There's always a market f...
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shawarma and hummus is mostly the same shit, and there's no ...
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ur being aspie. my point is there's nothing much to premium ...
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Forget shawarma and hummus - there is no Jewish food that is...
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lol @ forgetting 1 of the 2 jewish cuisines. there are 2 jew...
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Because your example of "Jewish" cuisine is someth...
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lol @ just dismissing the cuisine of the world's only jewish...
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Because it isn't really "of Israel." That is like...
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what the fuck is 'suckrot'?
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SUCC IT, bitch
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180
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tyty
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fuck u kike lol
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pharoah salad, actually
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rofl 180 would be 180 on passover except i assume farro i...
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This year’s theme is Pumpkin Spice Goy Chic
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180 ur a hipster. you know u want my pumpkin spice ice cr...
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Everything sounds good tbh
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L’chaim!
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Frying capers is a huge waste of time
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Doesn't it take like 1 min
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Goyim are bad with opportunity costs, film at 11 amirite
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Most of this sounds pretty bad, tbh.
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HAMOTZEI Cranberry Walnut NYT No-Knead Bread: Not a fan of ...
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out your ethnicity. how can u not like acorn squash or sweet...
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The first two are awful, walnuts are often overused. Also, ...
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? jewish dietary rules dont affect anything on our menu toni...
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"non-dairy butter is fine" It is absolutely not...
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u dont like sweet potatoes. ur opinion doesnt count.
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(guy who doesn't eat cheeseburgers)
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LMAO, that looks terrible and you "tricked God" wi...
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idk how this devolved into jew food. this is just north amer...
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exactly. it's not jew food at all. many idiots itt keep sayi...
startling buck-toothed casino
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using "herbs" and carpaccio this way is prole as h...
pink odious striped hyena nowag
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huh what's prole about using herbs on roasted veggies?
startling buck-toothed casino
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Herbs is a prole af catch-all.
pink odious striped hyena nowag
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we're not printing menus for guests. i'm just writing shorth...
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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

HAMOTZEI

Cranberry Walnut NYT No-Knead Bread

APPS

Candied Pecan Salad with Apples

Farro Salad w Kale

Smoked Salmon Carpaccio w Fried Capers & Herbs

MAINS

Roasted Herb Chicken w Wild Rice

Acorn Squash w Herbs

Roasted Sweet Potatoes w Herbs

DESSERT

Pumpkin Spice Ice Cream (parve)

Apple Pie Blondies w Icing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49327853)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Slate exhilarant pervert

a solid 152 which is well above average for heeb food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49327857)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

literally none of this is heeb food, except for the homemade ice cream being non-dairy -- which is much more shitlib faggot vegan than heeb. no jew besides me is making their own homemade ice cream. it's shitlib millennial vegan foodie types who are making homemade non-dairy ice cream.

we don't make heeb food ever. we made foods from all over. fall/harvest goes nice with the sukkot holiday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49327871)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:01 AM
Author: hot resort dingle berry

What's the most heebish food you've made

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328080)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:20 AM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

i assume by heebish food, you mean ashkenazi slop. (we make a lot of israeli food, but israeli food is just middle eastern food.)

we actually make homemade bagels. we have a zojirushi bread maker and it makes the dough. so 180.

also, wife makes 180 matzah ball soup.

kids and i love matzah brei too.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328170)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Zombie-like provocative native sound barrier

What about greasy bland latkes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328349)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Sexy laser beams digit ratio

a solid "sneaky" out of ten

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49327863)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: misunderstood overrated stead police squad

Sounds terrible, tbh. But chag sameach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328015)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:15 AM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

what's terrible? show your work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328168)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: brilliant big public bath fanboi

LOL, KIKE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328016)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Motley mewling whorehouse

very solid but I’m worried about the “fried capers”, I love capers as an ingredient and in fact made a chicken vinaigrette caper salad just yesterday, but fried?

edit these various people are bullish on fried capers will try them on some fish or something

https://www.bonappetit.com/story/fried-capers?srsltid=AfmBOooeFSjf0stlkzLJH699UhEqBlbNYLkKpCUCCYwSFU2vRAP-PrI5

https://foodtasia.com/fried-capers/

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskCulinary/comments/1dslav5/how_do_you_get_capers_to_fry_up_crispy/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328051)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:14 AM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

they're 180 - had them before.

btw, prole redneck nanny didnt know what a caper was. prole tell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328165)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Motley mewling whorehouse

or azn tell, I bet no chinaman or jeet has ever heard of capers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328296)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

lol

looks like there's some chink capers:

https://www.taipeitimes.com/News/feat/archives/2017/12/23/2003684469

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328298)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Motley mewling whorehouse

huh I never knew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328809)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: thirsty hell

Fuck you and your ilk, while you attempt to erase 2 million people from existence, this is what's on your mind.

I truly pray this is the last holiday your shit people gets to celebrate in any festive form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328053)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:15 AM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

the palestinian people never existed. a made up people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328167)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: thirsty hell

Except that everyone believes they do. This is the very most annoying line of Jewish "reasoning."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328169)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:22 AM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

low iq schtick? mark twain described the land of israel was desolate and unpopulated when he visited. there were literally no palestinians there.

when zionism took off, arabs started showing up -- to fuck over the jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328172)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:24 AM
Author: thirsty hell

Factually incorrect.

AI Overview

+5

Israel: a demographic ticking bomb in today's one-state ...

In 1850, estimates for the Arab population in Ottoman Palestine (the area that would become Israel) vary but suggest it was around 300,000 to 480,000 Muslims and Christians, representing the vast majority of the total population at the time. This figure highlights the existing majority Arab population before significant Jewish immigration waves, known as aliyah, began to alter the demographics in the late 19th and early 20th centuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328178)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:32 AM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

(idiotic maf oriental resorting to ai slop)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328193)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: thirsty hell

Lol ok go with that. Unfortunately for you, again, no one believes that that part of the world was "desolate" regardless of what Mark Twain said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328199)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: Turquoise comical gas station

gg is literally a meth-addled birdshit hobo living under a bridge consuming brown chinese tiktok (thanks trump!) propaganda vids 20/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328249)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

he has an extremely oriental cadence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328253)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: charismatic house-broken crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49330232)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:28 AM
Author: Exciting Church Voyeur

where is the $12 tap water

and the silver goblet of goy baby foreskins soaked in goy baby blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328062)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

$12 made in israel sodastream, actually!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328472)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:56 AM
Author: charismatic house-broken crotch

I rate this as you guys should just accept Jesus was the messiah already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328106)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:21 AM
Author: thirsty hell

Absolutely 180 to watch how much hatred exists for the Jewish oppressors of humanity. And to think, it took a literal genocide on their part to finally free people to speak up against them. The Palestinians really took one for the team here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328171)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:23 AM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

u seem really triggered by our 180 menu. there's already a subthread wasteland above w/ ur antisemitic rant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328175)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:27 AM
Author: thirsty hell

It's just really cool to watch this unfold.

By the way, I've been told by a highly successful person that casual anti-semitic comments are becoming commonplace in one-on-one conversations among gentile businessmen, although he hasn't heard anything on group calls yet. How long until open anti-semitism is permitted again? Can't wait!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328181)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: brilliant big public bath fanboi

Thank you for your work in this thread. These people deserve neither peace nor celebration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328337)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: thirsty hell

Consider that the Jews picked on the biggest alpha males ever, all of the European peoples, and did it for thousands of years- wrecking their societies and subverting their people. And they got away with it.

It was when they turned their sights on the humble Palestinians, a tiny society of olive farmers, that the world finally fucking snapped.

This will be their undoing. You really need to pause sometimes and appreciate God's world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328934)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: brilliant big public bath fanboi

TITCR. They cannot defeat the resilience of our people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329469)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: thirsty hell

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329724)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: bateful white chapel jew

How is it Judaism is 4,000 years old but all your food is terrible? Surely you've had enough time to practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328186)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:31 AM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

low iq schtick? literally none of this food is jewish food.

what is jewish about roasted acorn squash? or a kale salad? or herb chicken with wild rice? or blondies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328189)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:35 AM
Author: bateful white chapel jew

"literally none of this food is jewish food."

Exactly. Not even you want to eat Jewish food on your own Jewish holiday lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328195)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

low iq schtick? the requirement is to have festive meals on shabbat and the holidays; nothing in the rules that we have to eat traditional ashkenazi slop.

and traditional ashkenazi slop is just eastern european peasant food. goy peasants in e euro were eating this same shitty slop.

just because many jews like eating their shtetl peasant slop doesnt mean we have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328245)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: bateful white chapel jew

Sounds like we agree despite you being an autistic fag, jewish food is shit. Enjoy your food from superior cultures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328504)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

no. this is MY jew food now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328521)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:31 AM
Author: thirsty hell

The Jewish "people" never existed. A made up people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328190)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: hilarious theater stage

Jewish dietary rules are made to ensure that Jews don't eat with non-Jews. If the food was awesome it wouldn't serve this function.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329231)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

low iq schtick? you're meaning to refer to the rule that jews cant drink wine made by goyim so jews dont socialize with goyim.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329242)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: jade slippery hall organic girlfriend

no one wants to eat your food either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329256)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: hilarious theater stage

Which is why non-Jews never eat at kosher restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329271)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

they dont go bc they're more expensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329283)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: hilarious theater stage

That is absolutely not why they don't go. People who go to super expensive restaurants still don't eat at kosher restaurants. If they were better then they would. But they're not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329300)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

low iq schtick? apples to apples, pls. at any restaurant quality level, a kosher restaurant would be 2x the price.

a 180 kosher israeli shawarma place is going to be 2x the cost of the equally 180 arab shawarma place. non-jews simply would never go to the israeli place.

even among jewish delis in mfh, the non kosher ones are half the price of the kosher ones and the goyim go to the cheaper non-kosher ones.

if you replicated some michelin restaurant and made a kosher version of it, it would cost a fuckton. and why would anyone pay those prices besides jews?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329322)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: hilarious theater stage

If it was better then they would. There's always a market for premium stuff. But that's the point - the only advantage is that it is compliant with some stupid Jewish rules that only Jews care about. For normal people the food also tastes worse because of those rules (can't get a bacon cheeseburger, can't get a steak with butter on it, and so on).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329337)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

shawarma and hummus is mostly the same shit, and there's no way to make that shit so much better than the best arab places that are half the price that it's worth paying 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329344)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: hilarious theater stage

Ok, since you're autistic I'll give a real world example. Sushi is incredibly expensive for what it is. Go to any American fish place and sushi fish is much more expensive for the amount of fish you get. Yet everyone goes to Japanese sushi places and pays the premium because it is really good. In fact, at any given sushi place you will notice that very few people are Japanese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329355)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

i disagree. when i was a kid, any sushi place was run by nips. now, you've got beaners and chinks and gooks -- and even mongolians -- making sushi at even "fancy" places. most prole americans dont give a fuck and/or dont know. only a few truly elite places in MFH/SF/LA are gonna have a true nip sushi chef. yes elites people will pay a premium for those places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329394)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: hilarious theater stage

Holy shit, do you have to aspie everything up? Yes, I get that as sushi got popular it got watered down. But it got popular and commanded a premium because it is something new and better. Kosher food doesn't fit that description which is why no one except Jews pay the premium.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329512)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

ur being aspie. my point is there's nothing much to premium up about shawarma and hummus beyond what a good arab place is already doing -- such that a goy would spend 2x the cost of the arab place for the supposed premium jew version.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329526)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: hilarious theater stage

Forget shawarma and hummus - there is no Jewish food that is superior and makes non-Jews want to go to the kosher restaurant to get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329550)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

lol @ forgetting 1 of the 2 jewish cuisines. there are 2 jewish cuisines: ashkenazi slop (which i admit nobody wants), and israeli.

israeli food is 180, but a kosher israeli restaurant is not worth it for goyim. fuck, non-kosher israeli restaurants do way better than kosher ones just bc they're cheaper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329580)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: hilarious theater stage

Because your example of "Jewish" cuisine is something not remotely Jewish but in fact is widely viewed as Arabic food. This is also why the "Kosher Israeli" restaurant wouldn't get traction - because the generic middle eastern restaurant around the corner will do it better and cheaper. This, of course, proves my point. And while you may dislike Ashkenazi food (actually, everyone does), at least it includes some stuff that is somewhat unique but it sucks and the non-Jewish versions of the food (E. Euro dishes) are much better.

Which brings me back to my original point. Jewish food sucks and this is clearly by design to ensure that Jews can't eat with non-Jews, which is consistent with other stupid Jewish rules that ensure that Jews can't coexist with non-Jews in most spaces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329760)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

lol @ just dismissing the cuisine of the world's only jewish country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329766)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: hilarious theater stage

Because it isn't really "of Israel." That is like saying sandwiches are "of America" because Americans love to eat sandwiches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329786)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: hilarious theater stage

No, I mean religious Jews cannot go to a restaurant and eat with normal people. Nothing there will be kosher and regular people would never want to eat at a kosher restaurant. We have a religious Jew at work. If he wants to eat with us he brings his own food but at a restaurant he won't get anything. I didn't even know the wine thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329260)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

you're discussing a very modern thing -- adult male work colleagues didnt go to a restaurant together for most of human and jewish history.

that's simply not the purpose of the kosher laws. it might be a practical consequence in the post industrial revolution times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329275)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: hilarious theater stage

Wtf are you talking about? Have you ever talked to your parents or grandparents? They used to go out together far more than they do now. People used to go to people's houses all the time from work too. Keep in mind, people used to work at the same place their entire career with the same people.

Basic Jewish history: Jews set everything up to make sure Jews lived in their little Jewish ghetto/shtetl and it was very, very difficult to leave. And if you did then the community would pretend that you died. Truly cultish shit. But one of those things was the dietary restrictions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329323)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:52 AM
Author: arousing soggy new version

what the fuck is 'suckrot'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328201)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

SUCC IT, bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328248)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: pink odious striped hyena nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328229)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328246)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: anal brethren

fuck u kike lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328251)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Hairraiser splenetic university

pharoah salad, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328265)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

rofl 180

would be 180 on passover except i assume farro is forbidden on passover bc it's some kind of wheat grain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328268)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: anal brethren

rolf 180 hahaha kike shit my mom and me are important hahaha my kids arent inbreed retards my wife is hotter than sydney sweeney and im definitely not a retard AA'd into my law job haha rolf 180 kike shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328306)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Grizzly factory reset button theatre

This year’s theme is Pumpkin Spice Goy Chic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328309)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

180

ur a hipster. you know u want my pumpkin spice ice cream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328357)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Grizzly factory reset button theatre

Everything sounds good tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328459)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

L’chaim!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328466)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: maize cruel-hearted stage fat ankles

Frying capers is a huge waste of time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328490)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Grizzly factory reset button theatre

Doesn't it take like 1 min

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328499)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

he's got a point. gotta wait for oil to clean up, clean a pot, deal with splatters on the stovetop, etc.

one thing we've learned from cooking these huge festive meals w/ multiple kids around -- no longer being childless shrews -- is that every little thing takes time, and all these little steps add up.

you really have to evaluate what's worth it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328514)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: canary submissive chad

Goyim are bad with opportunity costs, film at 11 amirite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329795)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329956)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: hilarious theater stage

Most of this sounds pretty bad, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328786)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: cerebral trailer park useless brakes

HAMOTZEI

Cranberry Walnut NYT No-Knead Bread: Not a fan of walnuts.

APPS

Candied Pecan Salad with Apples: Sounds good.

Farro Salad w Kale: Probably fine.

Smoked Salmon Carpaccio w Fried Capers & Herbs: Probably fine.

MAINS

Roasted Herb Chicken w Wild Rice: Wild rice kind of sucks.

Acorn Squash w Herbs: Not a fan on acorn squash.

Roasted Sweet Potatoes w Herbs: Not a fan on sweet potatoes.

DESSERT

Pumpkin Spice Ice Cream (parve): Ghastly.

Apple Pie Blondies w Icing: Sounds good.

I rate it 4.5/10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328824)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

out your ethnicity. how can u not like acorn squash or sweet potatoes or walnuts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49328928)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: hilarious theater stage

The first two are awful, walnuts are often overused. Also, Jewish dietary rules kill most food that is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329230)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

? jewish dietary rules dont affect anything on our menu tonight other than the desserts.

and nowadays, there's perfectly good substitutes for most things. non-dairy butter is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329252)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: hilarious theater stage

"non-dairy butter is fine"

It is absolutely not. This is a great example of my point.

The reason this menu sucks is because you couldn't come up with a good menu and follow those stupid fucking rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329266)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

u dont like sweet potatoes. ur opinion doesnt count.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329291)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: hilarious theater stage

(guy who doesn't eat cheeseburgers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329341)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

(guy who missed our hawaiian cheeseburgers)

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599683&mc=22&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329347)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: hilarious theater stage

LMAO, that looks terrible and you "tricked God" with fake cheese. Of course, it is another example that demonstrates why Jewish food is awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329362)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: pink odious striped hyena nowag

idk how this devolved into jew food. this is just north american fall food that would be on any restaurant menu today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329504)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

exactly. it's not jew food at all. many idiots itt keep saying this is jew food. it's literally fall food, and antisemites are hating on this just bc it's being served in association with a jewish holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329511)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: pink odious striped hyena nowag

using "herbs" and carpaccio this way is prole as hell though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329562)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

huh what's prole about using herbs on roasted veggies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329588)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: pink odious striped hyena nowag

Herbs is a prole af catch-all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329609)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

we're not printing menus for guests. i'm just writing shorthand for xo

would this be better:

THE SQUASH

roasted squash, salt, pepper, rosemary, thyme

etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329610)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Grizzly factory reset button theatre

It probably means tossed in everything bagel spice. And his salmon "carpaccio" is just lox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329725)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: startling buck-toothed casino

ROFL

herbs de everything bagel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2:#49329745)