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Afternoon at the zoo with family - $182

Two adult tix - $60 One kid 3 and over - $20 One kid under...
cerebral pontificating school feces
  10/11/25
shocked this wasn't disco.
big nubile public bath yarmulke
  10/11/25
Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman&rsquo...
cerebral pontificating school feces
  10/11/25
did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?
big nubile public bath yarmulke
  10/13/25
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Exciting emerald pit cuckoldry
  10/15/25
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excitant sex offender electric furnace
  10/15/25
Were there rowdy niggers
insane shitlib den
  10/11/25
You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incid...
Wonderful high-end home
  10/11/25
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Autistic topaz trust fund state
  10/12/25
u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd
vigorous confused whorehouse becky
  10/11/25
We gave it tons of faggot lettuce
cerebral pontificating school feces
  10/11/25
do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos ...
duck-like crusty newt stage
  10/11/25
well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla...
vigorous confused whorehouse becky
  10/12/25
*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *
Diverse amber spot
  10/11/25
Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs t...
Cowardly parlor coldplay fan
  10/11/25
Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”
costumed bronze affirmative action
  10/11/25
they usually live in one anyway
Wonderful high-end home
  10/11/25
if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd
charismatic jew clown
  10/11/25
Two adult tix - $20 One kid 3 and over - $7 One kid un...
Cream kitty market
  10/11/25
We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with t...
bearded gay senate dingle berry
  10/11/25
Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it&r...
Diverse amber spot
  10/11/25
everything is so expensive
mind-boggling internet-worthy preventive strike
  10/11/25
$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.
Diverse amber spot
  10/11/25
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Wonderful high-end home
  10/11/25
Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame
Diverse amber spot
  10/11/25
How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those...
bearded gay senate dingle berry
  10/11/25
They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy g...
Diverse amber spot
  10/11/25
also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which i...
bateful garnet elastic band bawdyhouse
  10/14/25
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Wonderful high-end home
  10/11/25
I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our fron...
cerebral pontificating school feces
  10/11/25
Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours...
Diverse amber spot
  10/11/25
Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoyin...
cerebral pontificating school feces
  10/11/25
Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bri...
Diverse amber spot
  10/11/25
No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours You&...
cerebral pontificating school feces
  10/11/25
our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your ...
Diverse amber spot
  10/11/25
No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re ...
cerebral pontificating school feces
  10/11/25
(obese prole goy) jews learn to walk because of shabbos. ...
Diverse amber spot
  10/11/25
(Kike liar)
cerebral pontificating school feces
  10/11/25
cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's un...
deep canary haunted graveyard
  10/11/25
If only I had answered that 4 times already itt
cerebral pontificating school feces
  10/11/25
it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took eve...
bateful garnet elastic band bawdyhouse
  10/14/25
$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. Yo...
Diverse amber spot
  10/11/25
Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupi...
cerebral pontificating school feces
  10/11/25
No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spend...
Diverse amber spot
  10/11/25
One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers
cerebral pontificating school feces
  10/11/25
rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will ...
Diverse amber spot
  10/11/25
No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for...
cerebral pontificating school feces
  10/11/25
parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that...
Diverse amber spot
  10/11/25
Yea I know that trust me Did I hit a little close to hom...
cerebral pontificating school feces
  10/11/25
I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried ...
Arousing outnumbered degenerate
  10/11/25
rofl btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about...
Diverse amber spot
  10/11/25
No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself t...
Exciting emerald pit cuckoldry
  10/15/25
rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?
Diverse amber spot
  10/15/25
it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being o...
bateful garnet elastic band bawdyhouse
  10/15/25
at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending
Arousing outnumbered degenerate
  10/11/25
$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.
Diverse amber spot
  10/11/25
don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competi...
Arousing outnumbered degenerate
  10/11/25
You could have gotten an annual membership for probably abou...
bateful garnet elastic band bawdyhouse
  10/12/25
...
Diverse amber spot
  10/12/25
Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go lik...
bateful garnet elastic band bawdyhouse
  10/13/25
I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.
glittery talking jap
  10/12/25
Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we ge...
Appetizing Mildly Autistic Step-uncle's House Depressive
  10/12/25
OP destroyed ITT
Frisky Thriller Sweet Tailpipe
  10/13/25
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Diverse amber spot
  10/15/25
if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller ...
lemon trip institution
  10/13/25


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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: cerebral pontificating school feces

Two adult tix - $60

One kid 3 and over - $20

One kid under 3 - $0

Lunch: 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 kids meal - $40

One bottle of water - $7

One wagon rental - $25

Feeding the giraffe - $15 (x2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342419)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: big nubile public bath yarmulke

shocked this wasn't disco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342420)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: cerebral pontificating school feces

Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman’s lost battery so she was stuck on the jungle path

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342425)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: big nubile public bath yarmulke

did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49346696)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Exciting emerald pit cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49352063)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: excitant sex offender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49352091)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: insane shitlib den

Were there rowdy niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342441)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Wonderful high-end home

You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incidental.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342852)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: Autistic topaz trust fund state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49343156)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: vigorous confused whorehouse becky

u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342444)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: cerebral pontificating school feces

We gave it tons of faggot lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342464)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: duck-like crusty newt stage

do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos youd like to share with the class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342770)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:38 AM
Author: vigorous confused whorehouse becky

well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla whatevers so i went to local zoo and they had some gorilla looking things but i also found that the zoo keepers looked like gorillas too so felt i got my moneys worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49343072)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Diverse amber spot

*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342910)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Cowardly parlor coldplay fan

Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs to work 16 hours to take their kids to the fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342571)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: costumed bronze affirmative action

Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342579)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Wonderful high-end home

they usually live in one anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342850)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: charismatic jew clown

if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342583)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Cream kitty market

Two adult tix - $20

One kid 3 and over - $7

One kid under 3 - $5

Niggers to fuck ur wife & kids - $150

Getting to watch and film - PRICELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342587)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: bearded gay senate dingle berry

We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with three visits. We go all the time.

It's like $50 if we eat there and we don't fall for the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342776)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Diverse amber spot

Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it’s flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342893)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling internet-worthy preventive strike

everything is so expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342817)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: Diverse amber spot

$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342837)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Wonderful high-end home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342848)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: Diverse amber spot

Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342844)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: bearded gay senate dingle berry

How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those can be worth a thousand dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342846)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Diverse amber spot

They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy gluttonous American behavior. We have 2 and 4 and they walk everywhere and don’t whine because we don’t tolerate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342890)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: bateful garnet elastic band bawdyhouse

also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which is essentially a wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49348046)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Wonderful high-end home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342847)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: cerebral pontificating school feces

I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our front porch and I haven’t got a new one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342854)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Diverse amber spot

Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours. Good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342891)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: cerebral pontificating school feces

Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoying kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342927)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Diverse amber spot

Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bring a stroller. The kid over 3 has no excuse whatsoever for not walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342933)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: cerebral pontificating school feces

No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours

You’re fucking stupid. All your points itt are fucking stupid. No wonder you kikes got gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342937)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Diverse amber spot

our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your kids who stuck them in some prole wagons. they're used to walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342951)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: cerebral pontificating school feces

No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re a kike liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342956)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Diverse amber spot

(obese prole goy)

jews learn to walk because of shabbos. at our zoo, they walk a fuckton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342963)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: cerebral pontificating school feces

(Kike liar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342965)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: deep canary haunted graveyard

cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's under $100 for a family of 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342897)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: cerebral pontificating school feces

If only I had answered that 4 times already itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342942)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: bateful garnet elastic band bawdyhouse

it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took everyone to disneyworld a few years ago my wife insisted we bring the stroller for our 4 year old who hadn't used it since he turned 3 and I thought it was dumb and unnecessary. we ended up using it every day at the parks and it was an easy way to tote all our crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49348053)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Diverse amber spot

$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. You spent over double for no reason. Bring your own food and don’t get upsold by a stupid giraffe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342908)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: cerebral pontificating school feces

Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupid cheap kike

Wagon rental was also necessary because I dont have one as of 2 days ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342932)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Diverse amber spot

No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spending. Something else would have been the highlight if you didn’t spend $30 on this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342935)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: cerebral pontificating school feces

One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342938)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Diverse amber spot

rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will be drugged out on jewish drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342954)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: cerebral pontificating school feces

No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for their parents who played college tennis then went to HLS and work as IP attorneys writing expert reports

I’m sure your 135 pound frame will put up a great defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342960)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Diverse amber spot

parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342967)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: cerebral pontificating school feces

Yea I know that trust me

Did I hit a little close to home? I have more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342970)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Arousing outnumbered degenerate

I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried chicken fingers and stale fries for life

oh and that Dasani water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342964)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Diverse amber spot

rofl

btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about the kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Exciting emerald pit cuckoldry

No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself to the entry ticket alone. It’s like going out for a fancy dinner without alcohol. Price it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49352066)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Diverse amber spot

rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49352079)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: bateful garnet elastic band bawdyhouse

it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being outside and check out the animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49352086)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Arousing outnumbered degenerate

at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342914)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Diverse amber spot

$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342921)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Arousing outnumbered degenerate

don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competition to spend the bare minimum at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342957)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:13 AM
Author: bateful garnet elastic band bawdyhouse

You could have gotten an annual membership for probably about that. And you don’t need to rent a wagon or buy any of that other crap. Giraffe feeding is prole as fuck. Fun to lol at the fags standing in long ass lines for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49343157)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: Diverse amber spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49343187)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: bateful garnet elastic band bawdyhouse

Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go like 2.5x per year and it pays for itself plus they have zoo reciprocity so you get half price or sometimes full discount if you're ever in another area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49346656)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: glittery talking jap

I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49343761)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Appetizing Mildly Autistic Step-uncle's House Depressive

Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49343769)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Frisky Thriller Sweet Tailpipe

OP destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49346680)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Diverse amber spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49352061)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: lemon trip institution

if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller or hiking backpack to carry the kids. pack food and snacks for kids

if this was a destination zoo trip like the san diego zoo, i suppose your spending is understandable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49346710)