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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Cobalt motley yarmulke
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
Fishy Aphrodisiac Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
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  12/12/25
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startling adventurous gaping
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
Federal theatre faggot firefighter
  12/12/25
easy
Passionate high-end water buffalo
  12/12/25
lol ok man
startling adventurous gaping
  12/12/25
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blue shaky parlour cuckoldry
  12/12/25
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Mint corner incel
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
Excitant lettuce address
  12/12/25
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talking toilet seat set
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
Maroon racy associate
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Walnut mischievous market
  12/12/25
...
Fishy Aphrodisiac Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Cobalt motley yarmulke
  12/12/25
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puce quadroon stage
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Boyish internal respiration
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Umber karate shitlib
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
Excitant lettuce address
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
Laughsome Bbw Ladyboy
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
beady-eyed awkward dilemma brethren
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
Excitant lettuce address
  12/12/25
tp.
Laughsome Bbw Ladyboy
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
bateful amethyst pit famous landscape painting
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
beady-eyed awkward dilemma brethren
  12/12/25
who is that
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  12/12/25
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blue shaky parlour cuckoldry
  12/12/25
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blue shaky parlour cuckoldry
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
Chest-beating Multi-billionaire Abode
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
exciting filthy party of the first part
  12/12/25
cr
startling adventurous gaping
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
Federal theatre faggot firefighter
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
bronze codepig
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Exhilarant Balding Whorehouse Coffee Pot
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
bronze codepig
  12/12/25
...
startling adventurous gaping
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
Ruddy comical casino roommate
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Stimulating box office
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
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  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Cobalt motley yarmulke

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Fishy Aphrodisiac Twinkling Uncleanness

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant Balding Whorehouse Coffee Pot

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: startling adventurous gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Federal theatre faggot firefighter

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Passionate high-end water buffalo

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: startling adventurous gaping

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: blue shaky parlour cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Mint corner incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Excitant lettuce address

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: talking toilet seat set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Maroon racy associate

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Walnut mischievous market

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Fishy Aphrodisiac Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Cobalt motley yarmulke

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: puce quadroon stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Boyish internal respiration

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Umber karate shitlib

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Excitant lettuce address

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Laughsome Bbw Ladyboy

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed awkward dilemma brethren

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Excitant lettuce address

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Laughsome Bbw Ladyboy

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: bateful amethyst pit famous landscape painting

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed awkward dilemma brethren

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: bateful amethyst pit famous landscape painting

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: blue shaky parlour cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: blue shaky parlour cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Chest-beating Multi-billionaire Abode

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: exciting filthy party of the first part

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: startling adventurous gaping

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Federal theatre faggot firefighter

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: bronze codepig

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant Balding Whorehouse Coffee Pot

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: bronze codepig

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: startling adventurous gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Ruddy comical casino roommate

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Stimulating box office

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: sapphire wild boltzmann

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49506164)