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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
magical laser beams
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
Bearded Center
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets
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beta pistol mediation
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
Mauve Milk
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
marvelous violet old irish cottage corner
  12/23/25
180
Hairless coral death wish plaza
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
blathering principal's office volcanic crater
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets
  12/23/25
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  12/24/25
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ungodly partner
  12/24/25
logical tbh
amber base potus
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
supple dingle berry
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
supple dingle berry
  12/23/25
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stimulating love of her life
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beta pistol mediation
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
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ebony heady pit pozpig
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
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  12/23/25
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  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
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ebony heady pit pozpig
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
iridescent orchestra pit
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
Balding dashing locale
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Naked affirmative action step-uncle's house
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
Hyperventilating charismatic point dysfunction
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Naked affirmative action step-uncle's house
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
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  12/24/25
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self-absorbed black woman
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
Hyperventilating charismatic point dysfunction
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
Hyperventilating charismatic point dysfunction
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Naked affirmative action step-uncle's house
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets
  12/25/25
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Cyan exciting people who are hurt
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
self-absorbed black woman
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
Tantric judgmental community account tanning salon
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
Snowy Electric Furnace Azn
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
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  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
Appetizing garnet boltzmann native
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
Appetizing garnet boltzmann native
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
fighting gaping
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
Hyperventilating charismatic point dysfunction
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
spectacular sable market
  12/24/25
tp
motley flushed round eye puppy
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
laughsome university fanboi
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Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
Hyperventilating charismatic point dysfunction
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: magical laser beams

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Bearded Center

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Passionate charcoal den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: seedy area internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: marvelous violet old irish cottage corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: self-absorbed black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: motley flushed round eye puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Mewling Hall Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Bearded Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: 180 whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Maroon well-lubricated mood crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Tantric judgmental community account tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: beta pistol mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Mauve Milk

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: marvelous violet old irish cottage corner

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Hairless coral death wish plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: blathering principal's office volcanic crater

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: crystalline alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: ungodly partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: amber base potus

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: supple dingle berry

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: supple dingle berry

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: stimulating love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: beta pistol mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring cordovan menage

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: ebony heady pit pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: ebony heady pit pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: Cocky corn cake institution

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: ebony heady pit pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: iridescent orchestra pit

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Balding dashing locale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Naked affirmative action step-uncle's house

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Hyperventilating charismatic point dysfunction

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Naked affirmative action step-uncle's house

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: self-absorbed black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Hyperventilating charismatic point dysfunction

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Hyperventilating charismatic point dysfunction

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Naked affirmative action step-uncle's house

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Cyan exciting people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: self-absorbed black woman

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Tantric judgmental community account tanning salon

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Snowy Electric Furnace Azn

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: odious learning disabled legend faggotry

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Appetizing garnet boltzmann native

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Appetizing garnet boltzmann native

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: fighting gaping

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Hyperventilating charismatic point dysfunction

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: spectacular sable market

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: motley flushed round eye puppy

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: laughsome university fanboi

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Hyperventilating charismatic point dysfunction

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Mildly autistic doobsian organic girlfriend nibblets

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Hyperventilating charismatic point dysfunction

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49539118)