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Friend tried the worst pick up line ever on waitress last night & it worked
| Medicated Erotic Piazza | 04/24/26 |
| insecure greedy french chef | 04/24/26 |
| concupiscible violent twinkling uncleanness | 04/25/26 |
| mischievous senate | 04/24/26 |
| fantasy-prone temple gaping | 04/24/26 |
| Medicated Erotic Piazza | 04/24/26 |
| mischievous senate | 04/24/26 |
| pearly dragon ratface | 04/25/26 |
| galvanic circlehead resort | 04/24/26 |
| insecure greedy french chef | 04/24/26 |
| aphrodisiac station goal in life | 04/24/26 |
| Medicated Erotic Piazza | 04/24/26 |
| galvanic circlehead resort | 04/25/26 |
| pearly dragon ratface | 04/25/26 |
| garnet soul-stirring half-breed affirmative action | 04/24/26 |
| nofapping bossy legal warrant | 04/24/26 |
| self-absorbed walnut gaming laptop blood rage | 04/25/26 |
| glassy insanely creepy sweet tailpipe | 04/25/26 |
| adventurous philosopher-king | 04/24/26 |
| Bull headed university weed whacker | 04/24/26 |
| Yapping tan lodge trust fund | 04/25/26 |
| Medicated Erotic Piazza | 04/25/26 |
| concupiscible violent twinkling uncleanness | 04/25/26 |
| mischievous senate | 04/25/26 |
| concupiscible violent twinkling uncleanness | 04/25/26 |
| Medicated Erotic Piazza | 04/25/26 |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Medicated Erotic Piazza We went to this Japanese restaurant. Waitress was white though, there aren't even any asians around here. He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) and grabs her hand and looks it over and while holding it he looked into her eyes and says "I would break my sacred vows for you" she got flustered and left and we laughed at him. Later she gives him a receipt with her phone number on it. She gave us a free bottle of merlot too.
If I grabbed a chicks hand I would for sure get slapped & have. He's 6'4 and when we go places he "sits tall" with a tall posture. |
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: insecure greedy french chef My gardener said the same thing to my wife and after she fucked him I screamed, “There are no sacred gardening vows!”
She felt real embarrassed. |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: concupiscible violent twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49841492) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: mischievous senate buried the lede a little bit there but hey good for him i guess. and happy you guys got some free wine. fortune favors the bold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49839870) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: fantasy-prone temple gaping I suggested this approach to my notary buddy when he was lusting after some girl, but he just looked at me with disgust and walked off.
our other friend had to tell me, "a notary would never break his vow, you fucking tard." |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: Medicated Erotic Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49839875) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: mischievous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49839977) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:55 AM Author: pearly dragon ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49841494) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: galvanic circlehead resort I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all five. . . ". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49839884) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: insecure greedy french chef That’s brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49839889) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: aphrodisiac station goal in life be serious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49839890) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: Medicated Erotic Piazza Just sent him a screenshot of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49839897) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:12 AM Author: galvanic circlehead resort When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and wiggle all five of your fingers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49841301) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: pearly dragon ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49841493) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: garnet soul-stirring half-breed affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49839982) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: nofapping bossy legal warrant Sits Tall with Tall Posture tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49839927) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:35 AM Author: self-absorbed walnut gaming laptop blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49841308) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: glassy insanely creepy sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49841957) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: adventurous philosopher-king He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49839929) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:32 PM Author: Bull headed university weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49840000) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:06 AM Author: Yapping tan lodge trust fund Describe the members of this group who orders “Merlot” with their Japanese food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49841317) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:17 AM Author: Medicated Erotic Piazza We had flank steak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49841327) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: concupiscible violent twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49841490) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: mischievous senate absolutely devastating. i would much prefer champagne, chablis, albarino, riesling, or perhaps a light pinot noir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49841665) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: concupiscible violent twinkling uncleanness how was the merlot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49841491) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: Medicated Erotic Piazza Dry and unremarkable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2:#49841560) |