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XO Jewish Shitlib Pumos: Can you explain TSLA stonk performance?
| To be fair | 09/11/25 |
| UN peacekeeper | 09/11/25 |
| To be fair | 09/11/25 |
| To be fair | 09/11/25 |
| To be fair | 09/12/25 |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
Just checked for the first time in awhile, gritting my teeth because I assumed -- given that you guys have spent months confidently assuring me that everyone now hates Elon, nobody actually buys Teslas anymore, and the whole "Tesla" mystique has been widely exposed as a total fraud perpetrated by an evil midwit -- that this stonk would have cratered and might even be trading at sub-$100 again. "Le Sigh."
But imagine my utter shock and amazement when I discovered that TSLA is rising fast and currently trading at $366/share... which is +25% for the month, +140% for the year, and +250% for the last five years.
Huh?! How is this even possible?! Can you guys ELI5?
(Please bear in mind that I'm extremely retarded and famously wrong about everything, so avoid using fancy words or complex sentences in your explanation. Just keep it real simple for my tiny little goy pea brain to process. TYVMIA.) |
Date: September 11th, 2025 4:07 PM Author: UN peacekeeper everyone now hates Elon, nobody actually buys Teslas anymore, and the whole "Tesla" mystique has been widely exposed as a total fraud perpetrated by a midwit, hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772670&forum_id=2Ã#49256755) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 4:11 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
Whoa! |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 8:08 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772670&forum_id=2Ã#49257804) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
Hey guys, it's me again.
Just checked once more preparing for the worst... and TSLA is now all the way up to $394/share.
Huh???
Please get in here and explain this to me, I'm SO confused. (It's hard being dumb as shit.)
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