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Watched a trial where the defendant kept putting on this huge coat
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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: Aphrodisiac newt roommate Sat right behind the defense table. Judge let everyone take a quick bathroom break and the lawyers walked out. The defendant (normal looking skinny black dude in a white collar button down) asked the bailiff “hey mind if I grab my jacket? it’s a little cold” and bailiff said sure.
Defendant grabs the BIGGEST fur pimp coat I’ve ever seen and puts it on and sits back down. The coat was 2-3x his body size. Everyone comes back in and judge is about to call the jury back in and his lawyer turns around like “whoa man you gotta take that coat off theyre gonna think that looks real bad” and they struggle a little and the coat drops down in the crease of the chair right before the first juror stepped through the door. Lawyer looked relieved.
Then every time the lawyer turned around for the rest of the trial, defendant had slipped the coat back on and lawyer would freak out again and make him take it off. They did this 6 or 7 times. At the end defendant was acquitted on all charges and he stood up and put his jacket on and just walked out |
Date: November 17th, 2025 3:08 PM Author: transparent wonderful library goal in life And the name of that defendant? Albert Einstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799278&forum_id=2Ã#49438627) |
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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: Aphrodisiac newt roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799278&forum_id=2Ã#49438665) |
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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: sepia odious brunch 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799278&forum_id=2Ã#49438696) |
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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: Excitant center affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799278&forum_id=2Ã#49438702) |
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Date: November 17th, 2025 5:30 PM Author: obsidian cruise ship knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799278&forum_id=2Ã#49439020) |
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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: deranged scourge upon the earth Grok, is this true? Yes. Is there anything else I can help with? |
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Date: November 17th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: Aphrodisiac newt roommate Cr 100%. Everyone as the courthouse was sharing memes about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799278&forum_id=2Ã#49439015) |
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Date: November 17th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Contagious chestnut tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799278&forum_id=2Ã#49439018) |
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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:56 PM Author: plum bossy karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799278&forum_id=2Ã#49438928) |
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Date: November 18th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Low-t aqua stage messiness 180 lawyering (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799278&forum_id=2Ã#49440195) |