Full-blooded Asian tiger mom, he's my AZNson!

Always on top, straight-A shop, nonstop

He's only three and doing calculus, my AZNson!

Verse 2:

Ooh he came out with my nose, with my nose

But his mom's epicanthic folds and somehow math compulsion

By age two he played the violin, violin

By age four he's in chess tournaments yelling "Checkmate, old man!"

M-m-m-my AZNson!

I asked "You wanna play some catch, play some catch?"

He said "Dad, I'm reviewing for my MIT admissions

And my mom says you're a genetic flop, genetic flop

But she'll accept you 'cause I got her 23andMe subscription"

M-m-m-my AZNson!

Chorus:

Never gonna stop, give him up, such a stud

Full-blooded Asian tiger mom, he's my AZNson!

Always on top, straight-A shop, nonstop

He's only five and owns three startups, my AZNson!

Bridge:

When I'm alone with my boy, I try to teach him how to fail

His mom walks in and screams "Stop! You're lowering his future market value!"

M-m-m-my AZNson!

Final Chorus:

Never gonna stop, give him up, such a stud

Full-blooded Asian tiger mom, he's my AZNson!

Always on top, straight-A shop, nonstop

He's my hapa, my persona, he's my AZNson!

M-m-m-my AZNson!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799860&forum_id=2Ã#49443197)