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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Nofapping Boltzmann
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
titillating federal rigor market
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Nofapping Boltzmann
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
titillating federal rigor market
  10/17/25
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Painfully honest windowlicker
  10/17/25
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Swashbuckling French Chef Parlour
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
milky sanctuary
  10/17/25
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Nofapping Boltzmann
  10/17/25
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Claret laughsome trust fund
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
boyish chocolate queen of the night milk
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
milky sanctuary
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
milky sanctuary
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Nofapping Boltzmann
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
orange bat-shit-crazy indian lodge
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Sepia stirring hospital
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Excitant mildly autistic business firm jew
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Nofapping Boltzmann
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Excitant mildly autistic business firm jew
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Peach bateful dilemma
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Excitant mildly autistic business firm jew
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Nofapping Boltzmann
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Racy Forum
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Curious library death wish
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Nofapping Boltzmann
  10/17/25
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provocative onyx water buffalo
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Peach bateful dilemma
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Painfully honest windowlicker
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Histrionic heaven
  10/17/25
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Nofapping Boltzmann
  10/17/25
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provocative onyx water buffalo
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Painfully honest windowlicker
  10/17/25
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Claret laughsome trust fund
  10/17/25
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Low-t aggressive national boiling water
  10/18/25
lol
lascivious state brethren
  10/18/25
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Marvelous Theater
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Bright Bawdyhouse
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Nofapping Boltzmann
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
Bright Bawdyhouse
  10/17/25
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Nofapping Boltzmann
  10/17/25
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Swashbuckling French Chef Parlour
  10/18/25
:(
Mind-boggling pearl organic girlfriend marketing idea
  10/17/25
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Cerebral gaped mad cow disease gunner
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
overrated home hunting ground
  10/18/25
...
soul-stirring mentally impaired friendly grandma
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
boyish chocolate queen of the night milk
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Violent Galvanic Menage Roommate
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Naked Free-loading Genital Piercing
  10/18/25
...
Cerebral gaped mad cow disease gunner
  10/18/25
...
milky sanctuary
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Nofapping Boltzmann
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Violent Galvanic Menage Roommate
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
milky sanctuary
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Razzle-dazzle black native sound barrier
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Brilliant sex offender
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Shivering cuckoldry
  10/18/25
...
orange bat-shit-crazy indian lodge
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
Bright Bawdyhouse
  10/18/25
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Nofapping Boltzmann
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Nofapping Boltzmann

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: titillating federal rigor market

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Nofapping Boltzmann

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: titillating federal rigor market

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Painfully honest windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling French Chef Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: milky sanctuary

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Nofapping Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Claret laughsome trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: boyish chocolate queen of the night milk

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: milky sanctuary

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: milky sanctuary

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Nofapping Boltzmann

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: orange bat-shit-crazy indian lodge

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Sepia stirring hospital

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Excitant mildly autistic business firm jew

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Nofapping Boltzmann

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Excitant mildly autistic business firm jew

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Peach bateful dilemma

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Excitant mildly autistic business firm jew

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Nofapping Boltzmann

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Racy Forum

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Curious library death wish

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Nofapping Boltzmann

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: provocative onyx water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Peach bateful dilemma

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Painfully honest windowlicker

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Histrionic heaven

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Nofapping Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: provocative onyx water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Painfully honest windowlicker

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Claret laughsome trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Low-t aggressive national boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: lascivious state brethren

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Marvelous Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Bright Bawdyhouse

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Nofapping Boltzmann

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Bright Bawdyhouse

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Nofapping Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling French Chef Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling pearl organic girlfriend marketing idea

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Cerebral gaped mad cow disease gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: overrated home hunting ground

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring mentally impaired friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: boyish chocolate queen of the night milk

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Violent Galvanic Menage Roommate

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Naked Free-loading Genital Piercing

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Cerebral gaped mad cow disease gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: milky sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Nofapping Boltzmann

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Violent Galvanic Menage Roommate

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: milky sanctuary

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle black native sound barrier

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Brilliant sex offender

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Shivering cuckoldry

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: orange bat-shit-crazy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Bright Bawdyhouse

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Nofapping Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49359746)